Strong Rad Email/superpowers

Strong Rad gets an email about superpowers.

Page title: Lazer 9240, still broken.

Computer used: Lazer 9240

Characters: Strong Rad, Invisible Strong Bad, Strong Mad

Places: Computer room, Basement of the Brothers Strong

Transcript

STRONG RAD: {singing} Strong Rad's the boxing man, he's the email checkin-est guy in the land! Checks the emails on the net, has two brothers and 'Exact Same, his pet! (Exact Same, his pet!) Nobody's lamer than Homechat Gamer on the Strong Rad Email show!

subject: Super Powers

Strong Rad,
If you and your friends, enemies, and family had superpowers, what would they be?
From
Raiku Lucifer Samiyaza

STRONG RAD: {as he types} I didn't know you were japanese, Raiku. Well, there's one superpower I have already. It's in my boxing gloves. If I punch anything, it can come out of existence. For example,

{Strong Rad punches the email.}

STRONG RAD: DELETED!

DELETED!

STRONG RAD: {as he types} Just kidding, just kidding.

JUST KIDDING!

STRONG RAD: {as he types} Okay, you've seen my current powers: erasing anything from existence by punching it, and bringing it back by saying "just kidding, just kidding". Now for what I would have, I would have the abilities to fly and breathe underwater. Now what's MORE important is the powers I wouldn't have.

{Cut to a flashback from the sbemail "invisibility".}

VOICEOVER STRONG RAD: {as he types} Here's why I don't want to have invisibility.

{The "Family Feud" strike buzzer is heard from the TV.}

INVISIBLE STRONG BAD: Pwa ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!

{Strong Mad enters the room and walks in front of where Invisible Strong Bad is sitting.}

INVISIBLE STRONG BAD: Oh, hey, man. Look, I'm sitting here, I'm just invisible, okay?

{Strong Mad looks confused and looks around for the source of the voice, while Invisible Strong Bad waves the swiss cake roll around him}

INVISIBLE STRONG BAD: Hey! Brain-for-brains! I'm right here! The floating Swiss Cake Roll is talking to you! Hey, now what the...NONONONO...

{Strong Mad gets angry, jumps up, and sits on the couch where Invisible Strong Bad is sitting.}

INVISIBLE STRONG BAD: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

VOICEOVER STRONG RAD: {as he types} See what I mean? Okay, let's move on...

{Almost fade to underwater with Aquaman, but quickly fade to the computer room.}

STRONG RAD: {as he types} Okay, I don't want the ability to communicate with animals because it's lame. Okay?

{The Paper falls down and then flies up.}

STRONG RAD: I didn't know you could fly, Papes.

{Cut to Coach D watching the email on YouTube.}

COACH D: I would so want the ability to delete this video.

Fun Facts

• The intro is a reference to the sbemail "theme song".
• The flashback is from the sbemail "invisibility".
• The sent email was taken in a different direction.