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Records Of Bell/Records/30.6
Summary
It's Tracy's birthday, and we're having a party!
Guest List
Just add yourself.
Crossed out names are guests kicked out of the party.
- Bell
- Sarah
- MB
- Sephiroth
- Lemon
- Number Four
- Number Five
- Gilligan
- Zorax
- Raiku
- Jay
- Silent Bob
Transcript
{open to MB's living room. The cast is there, setting stuff up for the party}
IM A BELL:{pulls out a gift, hands to Tracy} I should give you this now, I suppose.
TRACY: Thanks! {rips open present, revealing a time bomb} ...What the f-
{cue opening theme. cut back to MB's living room}
TRACY: Say, how many people did you invite?
IM A BELL: Oh, a lot of people we know.
TRACY: ...Okay...
{the doorbell rings}
MATURE BLING: I'll get it! {runs over to door and opens it, revealing Sephiroth.}
SEPHIROTH: Hello guys! {Looks at camera.} About time I got a cameo.
{Lemon walks in, after a hangover when he was in the basement.}
LEMON: Hey Trace. I got you an Xbox 360.
{Number Four and Number Five walk in.}
NUMBER FIVE: Hey, Tracy!
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} You had to bring me back here.
TRACY: HEY, GUYS! What's up? ...Waaaaaaaaait. Number Five, you seem different. I thought you hated us!
NUMBER FIVE: Eh, you go away and you start to get homesick. What can I say?
NUMBER FOUR: I hate you guys.
TRACY: ...JESUS.
NUMBER FIVE: Sorry, he's still bitter about all that abuse Bell gave him.
TRACY: Ah. I see. ...Oh, hey, I just remembered something. Four, you remember that mushroom of yours I ate?
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} It wasn't even mine-
TRACY: Well, do you know where you got it? Because I need some more.
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} Well there's a guy named Mario you should see about that-
TRACY: Ah, whatever. I'm gonna go talk to Seph. {walks over to Sephiroth} Hey, Seph! What's up?
{A part of the wall explodes, creating a hole. Gilligan walks through it holding a grenade launcher and a present}
GILLIGAN: Not paying for that.
TRACY: Oh, hey, Gilligan! {walks over to Gilligan}
GILLIGAN: Hey, buddy! PRESENT FOR YOU {Gives Tracy the present}
TRACY: OH BOY {throws the present at Lemon. It bounces off his face, causing him to drop the Xbox 360 on his foot. The present lands on a table labeled "PRESANTS GOO HEER"} So... What's up?
SEPHIROTH: Wait, I've also got a present! {Pulls out the Hylian Shield.} You better like it, it cost me 300 rupees! YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY {BEEP} BLADES OF GRASS I HAD TO CUT TO GET THAT MONEY.
TRACY: SWEET {takes the shield, throws it towards Lemon. It ricochets off his head and onto the present table}
GILLIGAN: Don't you wanna know what mine is?
TRACY: Honestly, I wanted to open all of my presents at once.
GILLIGAN: ...JUST OPEN MY PRESENT
TRACY: FINE {runs over to the table, grabs the present, runs back to Gilligan} If it's porn, I'll snap your neck. {rips open the present, revealing it to be... AN ENVELOPE} ... {rips open the envelope, revealing... TICKETS FOR A HARUHI SUZUMIYA LIVE CONCERT} ...HNNNNNGH {heart attack}
GILLIGAN: ...I win.
{a Tracy clone walks in}
TRACY: So, what did you get m-{sees the tickets} ...HNNNNNGH {heart attack}
{another clone walks in}
TRACY: So, how did you get the tickets, anyway?
GILLIGAN: Umm...
{Flashback. A japanese man is walking along holding the tickets and smiling. All of a sudden, Gilligan jumps out of a back alley and knifes him. He steals the tickets and runs off. Cut back}
GILLIGAN: ...eBay.
TRACY: ...Oooookaaaay... ...I'm gonna go talk to Seph. {walks over to Sephiroth} Hey. ... So... Umm... Cheese? ...Whatever. Anyone not staring at nothing for no reason?
MARISSA: {not seen} We're almost there.
ZORAX: Yay!
{the front door opens, and marissa pushes zorax in, who's wearing a blindfold. marissa quickly locks the door}
ZORAX: The pool feels a lot more wood-like than I remembered.
{there are noises coming from the bathroom. Raiku comes out of the toilet.}
TRACY: ... {bashes head on wall} DAMMIT BELL WHY DID YOU INVITE THEM
IM A BELL: I hate you, that's why.
RAIKU: {To everyone but MB, Bell, Number Four, Tracy, and Number Five} Greetings earthlings. {To the others} Hello. {To Tracy} I got you something awesome. Guess.
ZORAX: {gets up, takes off the blindfold} This definatly isn't the pool.
TRACY: ... {bashes head on wall again, walks over to Raiku} Hmm... I don't know. A demon-in-a-box?
RAIKU: RAIKU: Actully... A SIGNED AUTOGRAPH FROM THE CAST OF THE JAPANESE VERSION OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
TRACY: I-Uhh-Wh-Hmm-FFFF-THANK YOU MR. MARY SUE PERSON
ZORAX: I'm off to find the pool. {walks up the staircase}
TRACY: Wh-There aren't any stairs in this place.
{the stairs fade from existence and Zorax falls to the ground. his head crashes through the floor}
ZORAX: "Water heater." That sounds like a pool!
VOICE: Water heater. I'm a water heater. These are water heater noises. I'm definitely not a man dressed as a water heater.
GILLIGAN: Did I mention the... BACKSTAGE PASSES?
TRACY: ...YAY
RAIKU: I EVEN CALLED THE CAST AND THEY ARE COMING HERE.
GILLIGAN: I... hate you.
TRACY: ...I-Wh-How-
{the door opens and a cardboard cutout of the cast falls in}
TRACY: ...OH HAHAHA VERY FUNNY RAI
{All of a sudden the real cast runs in}
RAIKU: I didn't plan cardboard.
GILLIGAN: Umm... I don't know if any of you know, but theres two guys selling fireworks to 10 year old kids in the front yard.
TRACY: ...Did you invite them?
IM A BELL: Hell no.
TRACY: ...Okay, I'll go check it out. {walks outside}
{cut to outside MB's house. Jay and Silent Bob are standing behind a table covered in fireworks]
TRACY: ...What.
JAY: Woah, Silent Bob! ...That guys head looks like a bong!
SILENT BOB: {Confused look}
JAY: Squint your eyes a little, man!
AYA HIRANO: {Japanese} {looking at tracy} Oh, is that Tracy? He's so handsome!
