(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki Fortress
By Homestar tigerGeronimo!
Commercial
{Black. The music "Stop the Rock" is starting. Fade in to the bottom of a large building, with a garage door. It opens up. Suddenly, TheStick, dressed up as a red Heavy and holding a USB Stick Minigun, runs in from it.}
RED THESTICK HEAVY: LET'S GET 'EM, FRIENDS!
{Shadow Scythe, dressed as a red Pyro and holding a Flamethrower, runs in from an alley.}
RED SHADOW SCYTHE PYRO: {Muffled Cheering}
{Badstar, dressed as a red Soldier, runs in from a doorway on a building, wielding a Rocket launcher.}
RED BADSTAR SOLDIER: Prepare to fight, maggots!
{20eric08, dressed as a red Engineer and grasping a wrench, comes in from an alley.}
RED 20ERIC08 ENGINEER: Get ready for ownage!
{Super Sam, dressed as a red Sniper with a sniper rifle, jumps down from the awning of a building.}
RED SUPER SAM SNIPER: Click-click, bang!
{TheDenzel, dressed as a red Spy, suddenly appears by turning off his cloaking device. He is holding a butterfly knife.}
RED THEDENZEL SPY: Gentlemen.
{Sephiroth, dressed as a red Demoman, walks in from the front of the screen with his gernade launcher.}
RED SEPHIROTH DEMOMAN: Let's do it!
{Shwoo runs in dressed as a red Medic, and she is holding the medigun.}
RED SHWOO MEDIC: The doctor is ready to operate!
{Homestar tiger, dressed as a red Scout and holding one of Shwoo's Pretzel Sticks, charges in and races to the front of the mob.}
RED HOMESTAR TIGER SCOUT: Play ball!
{The Red Homestar tiger Scout races up and hits the screen. It goes black. This Shows up:}
WIKI FORTRESS
Coming Soon
{fade to black. End}