User:Lemon Demon43/AWESOME FANFIC

The scene opens to Prince (played by Theodor "TheDenzel" Denzelope) backstage.

"Damnit, my leg hurts." stated Prince with his guitar on his head.

Suddenly, a meteorite crashes through the ceiling.

"WHAT THE HELL MAN THIS METEORITE IS SHAPED LIKE MY LOGO AWESOME" said Prince with glee

Random Dinosaur (played by Dinome "Dinoshaur" Shaurson) hops in playing with a jumprope.

"La la la!" sang the dinosaur

"...SECURITY! GET THIS IDIOT OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM." yelled Prince.

Hannah Montana (played by Bleu "Bluebry" Vanbry), the security guard, skipped in while singing badly.

"LIFES WUT U MAKES IT SO LET US MAKE IT ROCK YAY" yelled Hannah Montana with that horrible sound in her voice (She calls it "Singing")

"SECURITY TWO GET THIS OTHER IDIOT OUT OF HERE ALONG WITH THE OTH- OW MAN!" said Princ before being stepped on by the dinosaur.

A smurf (played by Jack "JCM" Cimen) walks in with his pants pulled all the way up.

"Call me Smurf Urkel!" snorted Smurf Urkel.

"What are you doing?" asked Prince. "Are YOU my bodyguard?"

"Why, yes I am!" bellowed Smurf Urkel with a proud tone.

"...Get out of here, guys." said Prince, seriously.

Chuck Norris (played by Imothy "Im a bell" Bellstrom) flew in with gold angel wings.

"Your wish..." whispered Chuck Norris mystically "... is my command"

A burst of shining white light blasts. After it is done shining, Chuck Norris is gone. Prince wakes up.

"What the hell happened?" whispered Prince. "Hey, they're gone... Thanks, Chuck."

Fade to black and cuts to hell. Everyone that was in Prince's room, except Prince and Chuck Norris, are in a jailcell next to Satan (played by Ryan "Raiku" Aikuman) and Satan's Helper (played by Skullerson "SkullB" Bugger"

"What should I do, master?" asked Satan's Helper.

"Eh..." nagged Satan "Throw em' up. They suck anyways."

So Satan's Helper sang and make them float up to Jamaica, mon!

"So wait..." yelled Hannah Montana dumbly "HELL IS UNDA JAMACIA? YEE-HAW!"

Everyone facepalms.

"Hannah, you suck." claimed Dinosaur, being so true.

Hannah cried and had some lobster at the grill by the beach.

"LOBSTER ROOLS YO!" yelled Hannah while eating with her hands, trying to be gangster.

Everyone facepalms again. Pan to see a cloud with Chuck Norris and Prince on it. Chuck Norris well-faces. as everyone down there laughs as it fades to a black screen with giant red text saying "END."