User talk:Tyrannosaurus Lex

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yo homebuoy

I finally got around to tolerating Homestuck enough to quote it unironically. Mostly, because I kneww a chap on another community wwho wwouldn't shut UP about Eridan Ampora and howw "awwful" he wwas. So, said chap piqued my curiosity and noww I am wwarmin up to it. I do still prefer Swweet Bro and Hella Jeff ovver it, as wwell as Problem Sleuth.

Howwevver, I wwill be keepin in mind my ovverall ambivvalence towwards a chunk of it. It took me four days to get from Act 1 to Act 6 Intermission 3, so that's wwhy I wwas capable of marathonnin Homestuck. I also marathon Penny Arcade because sometimes they're hilarious. Anywway, I wwager you're probs busy or somefin, so I'll be sporadically here and there. Possibly finishin my RiffText stuff, as wwell as anyfin else I wwas partwway through afore I left last time. Noxigar 11:16, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

While it is far fr9m my intenti9n t9 st9p y9u fr9m having fun, I feel that it is my utm9st duty t9 inf9rm y9u that what y9u are currently d9ing is n9t accepta6le at all. 6y c9pying the typing quirk 9f a certain seadweller, what y9u are d9ing is participating in a certain practice kn9wn as "typing appr9priati9n." While I'm sure y9ur intents are far fr9m malev9lent in purp9se, it is still a rather sensitive issue that c9uld 9ffend. I d9 h9pe y9u can understand where I am c9ming fr9m 6ecause as I said earlier, it is n9t my intenti9n t9 st9p any type 9f fun fr9m y9ur end, 9h n9, n9t at all. It's just that appr9priati9n is a seri9us matter n9 matter h9w min9r it may seem t9 y9u 9r pe9ple ar9und y9u. 6ecause 9f this, I must remind y9u that y9u may h9ld certain typing privileges 9ver 9thers wh9 are n9t s9 lucky, s9 in sh9rt I must ask f9r y9u t9 check this privilege. Privilege checking is a seri9us matter y9u see, and I wh9leheartedly 6elieve that it is d9ne f9r the 6enefit 9f all parties in 9rder t9 minimize any p9tential 9ffense. I d9 h9pe y9u understand. While I myself, am n9t triggered 6y this, there are individuals wh9 c9uld 6e p9tentially triggered 6y such a practice and y9u sh9uld always l99k 9ut f9r them. And while I am at it, I must tag my triggers s9 n969dy is 9ffended 6y what I have t9 say. Certain triggers may include 6ut are n9t limited t9: Hum9r p9licing, typing quirk appr9priati9n, privilege checking, ackn9wledgement 9f privilege, and trigger warnings in general. Lex 18:46, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Gotcha. I'll keep that in mind, whilst I do my other stuff. Oh, and I'm available on Tumblr most of the time. I think I followed you first. Noxigar 19:11, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh, really? What's your name? Did I already follow you back? Lex 20:32, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Coll-of-the-haunted. Noxigar 20:35, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you haven't followed me yet. I followed you back now. Just a warning though, 95% of my blog nowadays is Homestuck, aha. Lex 20:47, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

I think I followed the wrong blog accidentally. Thankfully I remedied the mistake. Anyway, a lot of blogs I follow are Homestuck nowadays (even Pokemon Nuzlocke peeps who I primarily followed prior) Noxigar 20:50, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed. That was my old url on tumblr. I changed it slightly so that I could track it through the tags though. Sorry about that! Lex 20:51, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

John Carter vs. Flash Gordon

who wins

gogogo They call me Big T BLOOD 05:15, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

flash duh

his movie didn't fucking fail at the box office Lex 05:33, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

I'm coming back here again long-term on Monday

I'd also like to assume the role of ambassador for your new empire They call me Big T BLOOD 19:59, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

oh yeah sure i have a cushy spot reserved for you

feel free to take any other titles you want

knighthoods, peerages, all that shit

it's all cool Lex 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Meet a boy named Phil and his family

On vacation from the 22nd century
They got a rented time-machine and they're on their way
To a time, way, way, way back in the day

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future
Keeping it together just as best as he can
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man
A 22nd century man

On a holiday through history
But the final destination was a mystery
But something on the time-machine had blown
So they ended up right here in our time zone

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future
Never knew in history just where he would land
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man
A 22nd century man -pmelondemon43y

i'm crying tears of beauty Lex 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

this will be the anthem of our nation, and our children and their children will sing it every day in class They call me Big T BLOOD 22:17, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

i was kinda hoping for "corey in the house" but with "lex" instead of corey but this is alright too i guess Lex 22:19, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it what did you even do on hrfwiki

I legit don't remember any of your pre-purge work, and the fact that you didn't have anything on the gravy boat kind of speaks miles about your work ;o They call me Big T BLOOD 03:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

he bothered other 2nd gens for attention -pmelondemon43y

he's not even kidding that's exactly what i did

i mostly just bummed around on interactives and i never really did much other than that

i had like.. one email show and that's it Lex 03:07, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it the last 6 and a half years of drama could have easily been avoided if they just never proposed the idea of wiki user emails because then less people would be tempted to use wiki users a characters They call me Big T BLOOD 03:09, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Oddly enough, I don't disagree with that sentiment. Noxigar 03:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

nah the whole wiki user thing started with self-inserts in homestar fics and interactives Lex 03:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

but it never would have gotten out of hand if the idea of making these self-inserts their own recognizable entities and giving them a whole category with which to reign They call me Big T BLOOD 03:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

to be fair you can only go so far with homestar runner Lex 03:17, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm just saying that if people were genuine and the rules were laid down hard that this place probably would have never existed They call me Big T BLOOD 03:18, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

man that would have sucked

the only reason why this place exists though is because they cracked down on people making non-homestar stuff on their userpages

like thestick's rpg

anyone know when that's coming out Lex 03:21, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

All I know is that Everything You Know Is Wrong probably would've still crashed and burned at around 2009-2010 even if it were still on the HRFWiki. Noxigar 03:25, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it I kind of want to port over SSBR for nostalgia purposes, though if I could assemble a sizable development team then perhaps I could probably get off my lazy ass and make it go somewhere They call me Big T BLOOD 03:29, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

remember the game makers society where everyone had games planned but no one actually made them Lex 03:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it I've used the term "come to think of it" at least four times since I've started this conversation They call me Big T BLOOD 03:33, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i have weird quirks too, hahahahaha Lex 03:36, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it you're retarded They call me Big T BLOOD 03:38, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

rude Lex 03:44, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

<33333333 They call me Big T BLOOD 03:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i start too many sentences with "yknow", "basically", and "now" -pmelondemon43y

(Fuck these colons) I have a whole junk heap of oddities which out-odd all y'all by leaps and bounds. :| Noxigar 03:48, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Yeah yeah, we're all odd, we get it. Quit reminding everybody. They call me Big T BLOOD 03:49, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i shot a man in reno Lex 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

that

that doesn't sound that odd actually They call me Big T BLOOD 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

just to watch him die Lex 03:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

you're a monster

all those poor poor dead pages and their widowed families, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Brerose 05:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

i literally get off on the screams and despair of these pages as i rob them of their precious lives Lex 05:08, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

lex would you

like to know. in great and long detail. what would happen if Wikihood Lex tried to flirt on Ventin. it'd be fun. I promise. Brerose 04:17, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

wikihood lex is asexual tho Lex 04:18, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

knock knock

who's there FloppyDongHersh

the power of voodoo Lex

doctor who ha ha you said it FloppyDongHersh

No I'm pretty sure he's talking about the babe. Noxigar 20:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

do what Lex 21:07, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

The babe with the power. The power of voodoo. Noxigar 21:09, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

to get to the other side!!! Lex 21:12, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

the aristocrats FloppyDongHersh

word to your mother #Lex 22:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

please no :( FloppyDongHersh

yes ;) Lex

I have a kweschun

I don't remember the era of Autistic Bisexuals. When did you become their hot god? Noxigar 06:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

it's like a global statistic that about 80% of the users here either fall into the category of autistic or bisexual. and i'm apparently their lord and master despite being neither of those things Lex 06:35, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Ah. As I am not bisexual, I was confused. Noxigar 06:36, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

believe me, i am just as confused Lex 07:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

don't worry, we know your confused, but once you clear up we'll be very supportive of your lifestyle FloppyDongHersh

hersh can you explain to us why you didn't like it when we used the word retarded They call me Big T BLOOD 16:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

because i was retarded FloppyDongHersh

Another question. If you plan to make Katawa Hearts in order to have my blood boil, do you plan to make the characters all drawn in Jhonen Vasquez-ish style or Psychonauts-ish style? I can't remember which of those two art styles I loathe more. Noxigar 18:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

well it's text so i wasn't thinking of an art-style, but you can totally imagine it like psychonauts if you like Lex 18:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure if I want to make my eyes hurt that badly .-. Noxigar 18:24, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

'5 Cool Gays'

really lex Brerose 03:30, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

it looks like...

YOU GOT TROLLED!!! XD

Lex 03:43, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

FRANK-N-FURTER

IT'S ALL OVERRRRR Brerose 20:34, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

YOUR MISSION IS A FAILURE Lex 20:39, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

YOUR LIFESTYLE'S TOO EXTREME Brerose 20:42, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

I'M YOUR NEWWWWWWW COMMANDER Lex 20:44, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

YOU NOW ARE MY PRISONERRRR Brerose 20:45, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

WE RETURN TO TRANSYLVANIAAA Lex 20:50, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

PREPARE THE TRANSIT BEAAAAAAAAAM Brerose 20:51, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

i remember discovering rocky horror in 9th grade and everyone thinking i was transgender when i sang sweet transvestite out loud in class Lex 20:52, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

!!!

yourenot?!?!?! Brerose 20:54, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

nah Lex 20:56, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

m8

i will fight u FloppyDongHersh

i do it because i love you Lex 21:29, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

don't treat me like i'm one of your OTHER WOMEN FloppyDongHersh

no, it's just... in my life, there's been heartache and pain Lex 21:32, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

okay i forgive you

wanna yiff FloppyDongHersh

I would love to, ben They call me Big T BLOOD 21:38, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

i've got my fursuit ready FloppyDongHersh

get off my lawn Lex 23:10, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

lex

why are you not on steam

i want to talk to you

and pester you to update wikihoods Brerose 00:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

oh, i'll get on ass app Lex 00:28, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Oh man, serious sam?

I've never played serious sam and kinda want to.

I'll PM you the codes on Twitter. Lex 21:31, 12 September 2013 (UTC)

hey lex

touch Brerose 04:19, 14 September 2013 (UTC)

Hey alexandria.

I see you restored many JCM songs. I totally didnt tell you to do that you rulebreaker -pmelondemon43y

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit Lex 07:25, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

I actually thought there was a serious reasoning behind you having a fake birthdate on your userpage

ohp :9 They call me Big T BLOOD 02:54, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

no i'm just an idiot Lex 03:00, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

Re: Member

Remember to sing only inside of realized phantoms. -Sigh fur station 18:31, 2 February 2017 (EST)

whatever you're taking i'll have two please Lex 00:13, 3 February 2017 (EST)

Don't hold your fort in your eye alone. -Jester Twister 13:52, 3 February 2017 (EST)

Linear time has regrouped -Shot Messenger 17:23, 6 February 2017 (EST)

Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder

Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no one to hold you What does that mean
And you said

Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on movin'

You're on the road and now you pray it lasts
The road behind was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky
You look at me and you see your past
Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast
And she said

Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on moving

Never let another girl like you work me over
Never let another girl like you drag me under
If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her
Never want another girl like you, have to say, oh

Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh no, oh no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh no, oh no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no