Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subject: secrets!

Dearest Zarel,

Secrets are fun, are they not? I love
a good secret! Would you share with
me some of your best kept secrets? They can
range from the deepest darkest ones to even
irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been
embarrassing for you or for others.

Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these
embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea,
let’s share secrets together!

Secretly secrets,

Kirbychu

subj: Reality Bending

Dear Mr. Lewis
We here at the Scientific Polling Institute of the Free Country, USA have been sending this question to many people to see the results.
If you could change anything in the universe, what would it be, and why?
From the SPIotFCUSA, Dr. Carl DeGrasse Sagan.

Saving for later

subj: exercise

Dear Zarellious,
I'm out of shape, and I'm looking for some tips on exercising.
What do you recommend?
Fatfully yours
Skid Peedy

subj: deleted

Zarel!
Your "Deleted" needs more pizzaz, clicking a button is boring!
What would you do to spice up your deleted??

Kimberly, Florida