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bagel

NOXIGAR: Or... is it the bagel?
NOXIGAR: Appallingly incomprehensible episode synopsis, check.

Transcript

{open to the two}

QUINT: Say, old buddy old friend, it's time for the shopping list.

HENRY: Alright, what do you want?

QUINT: Yoghurt.

NOXIGAR: What happened to wanting ice cream?

{Short pause}

QUINT: That's it.

HENRY: Fine then, god.

NOXIGAR: Out-of-place reactions to Quint's desires, check.

{Short pause}

QUINT: So when's it due?

HENRY: What?

QUINT: The shopping.

HENRY: Haven't ordered it.

QUINT: Oh.

HENRY: We're also flying through the air, no way we could get it.

NOXIGAR: Quick lampshade of the goal not going to be met, check.
NOXIGAR: Yep. This feels like a run-of-the-mill The World's Greatest Episode.

QUINT: Well, they could fire it out of a rocket launcher or something.

NOXIGAR: Complete lack of understanding how things like rocket launchers work, check.

HENRY: Please, we fly way to

NOXIGAR: too

fast to be hit by a rocket launcher.

QUINT: You're probably right there. Always putting my fears to rest, you!

HENRY: Shut up.

QUINT: :<

HENRY: :D

{Short pause}

QUINT: Goddamn I'm happy we can verbalise emoticons.

NOXIGAR: I wish I could verbalize emoticons.

HENRY: Me neither.

{Short pause}

QUINT: Fuck me we're bori-

NOXIGAR: No, Quint. No. However, I will agree that you and Henry are boring.

{End]

NOXIGAR: Atrocious ending, check.