(even if you aren't vegan)
Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Colorado
GOING DOWN TO COLORADO GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A TIME
FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE
HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION
Transcript
{Ben and Alex touch down in Denver International, Colorado.}
ALEX: Geeeeee whizz, Ben! I am so glad to be in Colorado! A beautiful state full of mountains, snow, and school shootings!
{Alex smells something in the air and begins to sniff.}
ALEX: Ben? Ben? Do you smell what I smell? It smells rather dank in here, Ben? Be-... GODDAMN IT BEN.
{Pan over to reveal Ben smoking a massively huge blunt. He is high off his eyeballs.}
BEN: 420 erry day dude
ALEX: What is that?
BEN: moon juice
ALEX: Snap out of this weird trance you communist!
BEN: i think we should all just get along for once
ALEX: What have you been smoking???
BEN: Cannabis, also known as marijuana[3] (from the Mexican Spanish marihuana), and by numerous other names,a[›] is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug and as medicine.[4][5][6] Pharmacologically, the principal psychoactive constituent of cannabis is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); it is one of 483 known compounds in the plant,[7] including at least 84 other cannabinoids, such as cannabidiol (CBD), cannabinol (CBN), tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV),[8][9] and cannabigerol (CBG).
ALEX: Learn some things new every day. Come! Let us ski!
{Cut to Ben and Alex in a ski lift - Ben is still smoking a blunt and is wrapped in an unnecessary amount of winter clothing. Alex is wearing a t-shirt and some jeans.}
BEN: how are you not freezing to fucken death out here
ALEX: You hoser brit, it's only about -10 degrees oot here! I've had colder temperatures at Tim Hortons, eh?