Samiyaza Paranormal Investigation Agency/2

SUMMARY: something something OH FUCK A BAKENEKO

Transcript

{Raiku is cutting coupons while Raggon is trying to get Raggonix to cut his hair}

RAGGONIX: I NO WANNA.

RAGGON: Raggon, you're almost 23 fucking years old. You need to cut your hair.

RAGGONIX: NO!

{Raggonix locks himself in the bathroom, as Raggon sighs.}

RAGGON: Kids, what are you going to do with them?

RAIKU: Did you seriously just fucking say that to me?

{As Raggon is about to reply, the phone rings. Raggon grabs it.}

RAGGON: Hello? Yes, this is SPIA, may I help you? No, we don't do jobs like th- how much? HOW MUCH? Come by any time!

{Raggon hangs up.}

RAIKU: Raggon, what did you d-

RAGGON: They just offered us 20 grand to 'train' their cat.

RAIKU: Sold, those suckers. We'll just uh..teach it to roll over or something.

{The doorbell to the warehouse rings. Raggon goes out, and comes back a minute later with a white cat.}

TO BE CONTINUED