(even if you aren't vegan)
User talk:Kirbychu/Space-Aged Catastrophe
Curvychu is making this page, as of now! -pmelondemon43y 00:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
make this a scene
{K-Bot and B-621 are walking through the dark halls of the ship holding pipes}
K-BOT: Oh, Sephiroth! {Bangs pipe against floor} Come out and plaaay!
B-621: ...Wait, we have tons of deadly weaponry built inside us. I thought we were just going to shoot him and that's it.
{The two stop walking}
K-BOT: Okay, let me go through this one more time. Would you rather get a quick, painless, laser killing... or a slow, painful, pipe beating?
B-621: ...These are nice pipes.
K-BOT: Yeah.
B-621: Where did you even get these?
K-BOT: Pipe Storage, before we were shut down.
B-621: Wow. I've never even been there.
K-BOT: You should stop by when we're done. It's pretty cool. HEY, GR!
{GR-O1 walks onscreen}
GR-01: Yeah?
K-BOT: See Sephiroth yet?
GR-01: Nah, but when I do- ...WOAH! Where'd you get those KICKASS PIPES!?
B-621: Pipe Storage! K-bot grabbed theme!
GR-01: Awesome! Do they have a lot of pipes there?
B-621: Racks and racks of pipes!
K-BOT: How do you know, you haven't been!
GR-01: YEAH YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
B-621: W-well, from what you told me...
K-BOT: Just don't suddenly act like you're some kind of pipe expert!
B-621: Jeez, okay!
K-BOT: ...Now, the word "plumbing" comes from the latin root "Ploom-bum" because the greeks used lead pipes for all their plumbing needs.
GR-01: NO WAY
K-BOT: Way! And that's why-
B-621: That's why lead is spelt as PB on the periodic table!
K-BOT: HEY! ...I'm telling the story!
B-621: Jeez, since when were you such a pipe afficianado!?
K-BOT: Since I took the Pipe Storage History Tour and rented the headphones!
GR-01: Dude, how was it?
K-BOT: Friggin' awesome.
GR-01: FRIGGIN' AWESOOOME. ...YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE
- I kinda like the way this sounds. It could use a bit of refining, but you probably will be seeing this in the final in some form. Probably some time before the bots discover the "emergency re-construction" option for the ship, while they're hunting for where among the ruins Seph is hiding. Considering that you're character plays a major role in this, I'm glad to see you contributing.--Kirbychu 21:07, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
I STILL THINK THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA AND WE SHOULD STILL TOTALLY CONSIDER GOING THROUGH WITH IT
THIS COULD BE THE FINAL SEND OFF FOR SAS. AND AS FOR SAS EXISTING IN IC AS AN IN-UNIVERSE WORK OF FICTION, THIS WOULD STILL BE A MASTERPIECE. Lex 23:08, 27 April 2012 (UTC)
- OK I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON ASKING YOU IF YOU WERE INTERESTED IN EITHER CONTINUING THIS OR REPURPOSING IT INTO A COSMIC IRRATIONALITY STORY ANYWAYS.--Kirbychu 23:11, 27 April 2012 (UTC)
- IT'S A MOVIE. IN COSMIC IRRATIONALITY CANON, IT'S A MOVIE. AND IT'S HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL AND IT EARNS MILLIONS AT THE BOX OFFICE. THE CREW DON'T SEE A PENNY OF IT THOUGH. Lex 23:33, 27 April 2012 (UTC)
