Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

subj: YOU IN DEBT

Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café

subject: You've been drafted, Stupid!

Dear Mr. Aruseus,

You have just been drafted by The Willing Allies of the World. Your first mission shall take place on the border of Austria and Hungary. There, you (and some other soldiers) will have to take out The Brotherhood of Alan's (the enemy) Elite Tank Batallion, Find (and destroy) The Brotherhood of Alan's (highly guarded) Main Base (which is in front of thier Capital Building), sneak into The Brotherhood of Alan's Capital Building, and kill Head Brother Nod Alan and his trusty General, Yuri. Got all that?

- Genral Whatsisnaym.

subject: film

Aruseus my boy,

Since you are awesome and crap
like that, you can make a movie
based on a really cool video game
and make sure its not crappy just
that Max Payne film or that Mortal
Kombat film.
From

subject: Strong Bad

Hey Aruseus!
Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????
Robert, Scotland