User:Noxigar/PrototypeforaWikihoodepisode

Synopsis

A day in Noxigar's lab in the upstairs goes wrong when he tries to mix Calculus and Physics together. Awkwardness ensues.

Transcript

{Cut to Noxigar in his lab in the upstairs portion of the Wikihood house.}

NOXIGAR: Alright, now let's see what Magic: the Gathering card I attempt to replicate for the purposes of having a housemate who won't mess up Lex and Chaos' peculiar yet interesting relationship with one another.

{Noxigar madly cackles. He shuffles a Deck of one-hundred-thirty-something cards, then shuffles again. He draws seven cards.}

NOXIGAR: Those two are an amusing sight.

{Noxigar looks at his hand. He rolls his eyes.}

NOXIGAR: Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon AGAIN? The last time I tried that Lex ended up killing good ol' Skittles and then eating his remains. If I recall correctly, Lex couldn't get up for several hours because of the flames inside the dragon making it hard to ingest the food.

{Noxigar looks at a clock.}

NOXIGAR: Ah, damn. I have to go to tutoring-

{Noxigar hears Lex and Chaos argue again.}

NOXIGAR: Ah, damn I have to go be supportive and ensure they don't get into a fight. They'll mess up the house again. And I still haven't cleaned the garage since the last time they fought.

{Noxigar sighs.}

NOXIGAR: In order to improve my performance in both Physics and Calculus, I'll have to ensure I can maintain my time in both. So... let's see... Ah! I'll mix a Physics book and a Calculus book together. Or at least a page from each.

{Noxigar pulls a lever near his desk. Part of the wall in his lab horizontally tilts, opening a path for him to enter. He enters, and finds two books. One is of Newtonian Physics, and another is of Differential Calculus.}

NOXIGAR: Everything I must do is integral to ensuring stability.

{Noxigar takes out a page from each book, then looks right at the camera.}

NOXIGAR: Dusk, you know I took notes for these classes. My books are expendable and duplicated with ease. What do you think I do during my breaks from household chores?

{Noxigar smirks.}

NOXIGAR: And now...

{Noxigar gets a lighter and sets each page on fire. Getting a magnifying glass' lens and ripping it out from the magnifying glass, he catches the ashes. He divides the ashes meticulously into two piles, and places one pile in a Nitrate compound. The other goes into a Hydrate compound. He then places each in a centrifuge for five minutes. He then heads downstairs, seeing Lex and Chaos.}

NOXIGAR: Hey, guys! Anything seem to be the trouble?