(even if you aren't vegan)
Records Of Bell/Records/30.6
Summary
It's Tracy's birthday, and we're having a party!
Guest List
Just add yourself.
Crossed out names are guests kicked out of the party.
- Bell
- Sarah
- MB
- Sephiroth
- Lemon
- Number Four and Number Five
- Gilligan
Transcript
{open to MB's living room. The cast is there, setting stuff up for the party}
IM A BELL:{pulls out a gift, hands to Tracy} I should give you this now, I suppose.
TRACY: Thanks! {rips open present, revealing a time bomb} ...What the f-
{cue opening theme. cut back to MB's living room}
TRACY: Say, how many people did you invite?
IM A BELL: Oh, a lot of people we know.
TRACY: ...Okay...
{the doorbell rings}
MATURE BLING: I'll get it! {runs over to door and opens it, revealing Sephiroth.}
SEPHIROTH: Hello guys! {Looks at camera.} About time I got a cameo.
{Lemon walks in, after a hangover when he was in the basement.}
LEMON: Hey Trace. I got you an Xbox 360.
{Number Four and Number Five walk in.}
NUMBER FIVE: Hey, Tracy!
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} You had to bring me back here.
TRACY: HEY, GUYS! What's up? ...Waaaaaaaaait. Number Five, you seem different. I thought you hated us!
NUMBER FIVE: Eh, you go away and you start to get homesick. What can I say?
NUMBER FOUR: I hate you guys.
TRACY: ...JESUS.
NUMBER FIVE: Sorry, he's still bitter about all that abuse Bell gave him.
TRACY: Ah. I see. ...Oh, hey, I just remembered something. Four, you remember that mushroom of yours I ate?
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} It wasn't even mine-
TRACY: Well, do you know where you got it? Because I need some more.
NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} Well there's a guy named Mario you should see about that-
TRACY: Ah, whatever. I'm gonna go talk to Seph. {walks over to Sephiroth} Hey, Seph! What's up?
{A part of the wall explodes, creating a hole. Gilligan walks through it holding a grenade launcher and a present}
GILLIGAN: Not paying for that.
TRACY: Oh, hey, Gilligan! {walks over to Gilligan}
GILLIGAN: Hey, buddy! PRESENT FOR YOU {Gives Tracy the present}
TRACY: OH BOY {throws the present at Lemon. It bounces off his face, causing him to drop the Xbox 360 on his foot. The present lands on a table labeled "PRESANTS GOO HEER"} So... What's up?
SEPHIROTH: Wait, I've also got a present! {Pulls out the Hylian Shield.} You better like it, it cost me 300 rupees! YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY {BEEP} BLADES OF GRASS I HAD TO CUT TO GET THAT MONEY.
TRACY: SWEET {takes the shield, throws it towards Lemon. It ricochets off his head and onto the present table}
GILLIGAN: Don't you wanna know what mine is?
TRACY: Honestly, I wanted to open all of my presents at once.
GILLIGAN: ...JUST OPEN MY PRESENT
TRACY: FINE {runs over to the table, grabs the present, runs back to Gilligan} If it's porn, I'll snap your neck. {rips open the present, revealing it to be... AN ENVELOPE}
