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Bell and Sarah are visiting Wiki City and are staying in the house they used to live in, until they moved to Japan. You are in the living room.
- Kitchen
- Bell and Sarah's room DOOR IS LOCKED
- Yog Sothoth's room
- Backyard
Talk
MALOA: {attempting to put a quarter in a statue} This gumball machines defective. {yelling} The gumball machines defective!
IM A BELL: ...You're an idiot.
{Sephiroth comes in.}
SEPHIROTH: Whoa.. Nice...
MALOA: I am not! {slashes bell. his bell cuts in half}
RAIKU: (Heals)
LIL' BROTHER: Ooooo! Shiny! {stares at Bell's bell, later bites it and hurts teeth} WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
SEPHIROTH: You guys are so screamish. {Gets out PSP, and watches a video on it.} I love you Cannibal Holocaust.
JOSEPH: Hey, Bell. I decided to walk into the area of my own free will am I cool yet? Oh, I mean what's up?
IM A BELL: Not much. How about you? Hey, have you met my brother? He's the pitch-black guy in the suit.
JOSEPH: I thought that was one of those black-painted standees, like that cowboy one. No wondered he screamed with pain and tried to chase me when I kicked him over. Not much is happening, I finally got my house set up, which is weird because I didn't plan to stay until I got this contract that I apparently signed.
IM A BELL: ...Huh. ...You know that guy's a lawyer, right? He could sue you.
MALOA: What would be on TV if there was an apacolypse?
IM A BELL: ...Why do you ask and why should I care?
MALOA: What would it be like if monkeys could fly?
IM A BELL: Then there'd be a lot more reports of pet monkeys getting sucked into jet engines.
MALOA: Is quelve after nine? {his cellphone rings} One second. {opens the phone. a fog horns heard. maloa falls over the back of the couch}
MARISSA: {on the other line} Get to badstars house. NOW.
MALOA: Fine {closes phone, leaves}
BADSTAR: {Bursts in} I WON MAH FIRST TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air}
IM A BELL: Good for you. ...Hey, Badstar, have you met my wife?
BADSTAR: {Still in the air} ...You got married!?
IM A BELL: Yep. Just a month or two ago.
BADSTAR: ...How come nobody told me about that?
IM A BELL: ...I haven't seen you in years, and I moved to Japan. Oh, and I was too in love with her to remember.
NINJADUCK: hot steamy sexy time
IM A BELL:{kicks Ninjaduck in the... duck-balls?}
BADSTAR: ...We haven't seen each other in years?
IM A BELL: At least, I haven't. I've been doing a lot of time traveling. Wait, don't you watch Records of Bell?
NINJADUCK: {wincing} Uhhhrgg... my duck-nads!
BADSTAR: I only saw the newest episode. But I ordered the DVD!
IM A BELL: ...I DID say in that episode that I was Sarah's wife.
BADSTAR: You did? ....AKWARD. I'm just gonna leave. BYE. {Still in the air} ...Now how do I get down from here?
MALOA: {walks in, his chin now bleeding} The same way Zorax does.
STAN: Using his hair as a corkscrew of sorts?
MALOA: {to stan} What?
STAN: What? Anyhow, just... drop yourself. Somehow.
MALOA: {turns his head towards badstar, eyes closed} Just pull the lever where your left hip would be. {opens eyes} Oh, right. Good luck! {walks out}
{1 day later...}
{Badstar is no longer in the air. All of a sudden, he bursts through the... wall.}
BADSTAR: I WON MAH SECOND TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air again}
MARISSA: With a piece of information that makes no sense.
{Robbie walks in}
ROBBIE: Excuse me, is this where plumbing training starts?