Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Colorado

GOING DOWN TO COLORADO GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A TIME

FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE

HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION

Transcript

{Ben and Alex touch down in Denver International, Colorado.}

ALEX: Geeeeee whizz, Ben! I am so glad to be in Colorado! A beautiful state full of mountains, snow, and school shootings!

{Alex smells something in the air and begins to sniff.}

ALEX: Ben? Ben? Do you smell what I smell? It smells rather dank in here, Ben? Be-... GODDAMN IT BEN.

{Pan over to reveal Ben smoking a massively huge blunt. He is high off his eyeballs.}

BEN: 420 erry day dude

ALEX: What is that?

BEN: moon juice

ALEX: Snap out of this weird trance you communist!

BEN: i think we should all just get along for once

ALEX: What have you been smoking???

BEN: Cannabis, also known as marijuana[3] (from the Mexican Spanish marihuana), and by numerous other names,a[›] is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug and as medicine.[4][5][6] Pharmacologically, the principal psychoactive constituent of cannabis is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); it is one of 483 known compounds in the plant,[7] including at least 84 other cannabinoids, such as cannabidiol (CBD), cannabinol (CBN), tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV),[8][9] and cannabigerol (CBG).

ALEX: Learn some things new every day. Come! Let us ski!

{Cut to Ben and Alex in a ski lift - Ben is still smoking a blunt and is wrapped in an unnecessary amount of winter clothing. Alex is wearing a t-shirt and some jeans.}

BEN: how are you not freezing to fucken death out here

ALEX: You hoser brit, it's only about -10 degrees oot here! I've had colder temperatures at Tim Hortons, eh?