User:Brerose/characterintros/crazyromanians

SUMMARY: Sirrus and Ventin are introduced, in which they make themselves unwelcome guests in Dracula's castle after being kicked out of Bucharest. Dracula does not approve.

Transcript

{The scene begins in a dusty old movie theatre, inside the projector room. In a first person view, a person opens up a box labeled 'SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS'. Inside are a variety of tapes, but the theatre person grabs one labeled 'THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS', and places it in the projector. The film slowly begins, stopping for a second, and then beginning. A disembodied voice, the Narrator, begins to speak.}

NARRATOR: {loud, booming voice} HELLO! WELCOME T- ack!.

{The narrator suddenly starts wheezing, coughs up a small furball, and then resumes talking, albeit in a normal sounding voice.}

NARRATOR: Welcome to... SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS! {loud thunder}. My name is Narrator! Today's episode is...THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS.

{The screen changes to a still of Sirrus and Ventin. The two are wearing matching Black Flag t-shirts, long black ripped jeans, and high heels. Even Sirrus. They wave to the camera. Narrator grunts, before speaking again.}

NARRATOR: These two are a couple of Romanian psychopaths, who were kicked out Bucharest, Romania. I'd show you why, but, I don't want to clean you up afterwards. It's pretty bad. JUST LISTEN OKAY WE LOST THE FOOTAGE BECAUSE DAVE IS CARELESS.

{Narrator may or may not be a psychopath. In the distance, a young man can be heard welping.}

NARRATOR: DAVE, GO TO YOUR ROOM. Anyways, I'll leave you alone for now, so here is some sort of introduction of them! ENJOY!

{The lights dim, as the film slowly begins to roll.}

TO BE CONTINUED IN LIKE TEN MINUTES