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Bell and Sarah are visiting Wiki City and are staying in the house they used to live in, until they moved to Japan. You are in the living room.

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MALOA: {attempting to put a quarter in a statue} This gumball machines defective. {yelling} The gumball machines defective!

IM A BELL: ...You're an idiot.

{Sephiroth comes in.}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa.. Nice...

MALOA: I am not! {slashes bell. his bell cuts in half}

RAIKU: (Heals)

LIL' BROTHER: Ooooo! Shiny! {stares at Bell's bell, later bites it and hurts teeth} WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SEPHIROTH: You guys are so screamish. {Gets out PSP, and watches a video on it.} I love you Cannibal Holocaust.

JOSEPH: Hey, Bell. I decided to walk into the area of my own free will am I cool yet? Oh, I mean what's up?

IM A BELL: Not much. How about you? Hey, have you met my brother? He's the pitch-black guy in the suit.

JOSEPH: I thought that was one of those black-painted standees, like that cowboy one. No wondered he screamed with pain and tried to chase me when I kicked him over. Not much is happening, I finally got my house set up, which is weird because I didn't plan to stay until I got this contract that I apparently signed.

IM A BELL: ...Huh. ...You know that guy's a lawyer, right? He could sue you.

MALOA: What would be on TV if there was an apacolypse?

IM A BELL: ...Why do you ask and why should I care?

MALOA: What would it be like if monkeys could fly?

IM A BELL: Then there'd be a lot more reports of pet monkeys getting sucked into jet engines.

MALOA: Is quelve after nine? {his cellphone rings} One second. {opens the phone. a fog horns heard. maloa falls over the back of the couch}

MARISSA: {on the other line} Get to badstars house. NOW.

MALOA: Fine {closes phone, leaves}

BADSTAR: {Bursts in} I WON MAH FIRST TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air}

IM A BELL: Good for you. ...Hey, Badstar, have you met my wife?

BADSTAR: {Still in the air} ...You got married!?

IM A BELL: Yep. Just a month or two ago.

BADSTAR: ...How come nobody told me about that?

IM A BELL: ...I haven't seen you in years, and I moved to Japan. Oh, and I was too in love with her to remember.

NINJADUCK: hot steamy sexy time

IM A BELL:{kicks Ninjaduck in the... duck-balls?}

BADSTAR: ...We haven't seen each other in years?

IM A BELL: At least, I haven't. I've been doing a lot of time traveling. Wait, don't you watch Records of Bell?

NINJADUCK: {wincing} Uhhhrgg... my duck-nads!

BADSTAR: I only saw the newest episode. But I ordered the DVD!

IM A BELL: ...I DID say in that episode that I was Sarah's wife.

BADSTAR: You did? ....AKWARD. I'm just gonna leave. BYE. {Still in the air} ...Now how do I get down from here?

MALOA: {walks in, his chin now bleeding} The same way Zorax does.

STAN: Using his hair as a corkscrew of sorts?

MALOA: {to stan} What?

STAN: What? Anyhow, just... drop yourself. Somehow.

MALOA: {turns his head towards badstar, eyes closed} Just pull the lever where your left hip would be. {opens eyes} Oh, right. Good luck! {walks out}

{1 day later...}

{Badstar is no longer in the air. All of a sudden, he bursts through the... wall.}

BADSTAR: I WON MAH SECOND TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air again}

MARISSA: With a piece of information that makes no sense.

{Robbie walks in}

ROBBIE: Excuse me, is this where plumbing training starts?

{The room has not been touched in 4 years. Cobwebs hang from everywhere that is not coated in dust. All that is left of the tenants are their skeletal remains. Bell's body has been repeatedly vandalized over the years. His body has been moved into very suggestive positions, his protective helmet has been smashed, and he has been shat upon more than once. Robbie backs away in fear.}