Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/blorf

Aruseus is attacked by vermin.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 1st, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Time for some Febuary email.

NACHOMAN: email crop's comin in good this month

subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE

SKUB: teehee turd

Aruseus,
Blorf.
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader

NACHOMAN: see this is why nobody uses email anymore

ARUSEUS: Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?

SKUB: Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.

I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial.

NACHOMAN: the joke is he's a hack

I know how to solve it!

{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}

SKUB: No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!

{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}

NACHOMAN: it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose

ARUSEUS: Here I am, walking to the store!

{Blorf Mice enter

SKUB: the dragon

}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Blorf mice...

MICE: Blorf.

ARUSEUS: Oh no, what will I do?

NACHOMAN: i guess i'd better swallow them all whole

{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,

SKUB: the gape is a lie henenehehe

and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}

ARROW'D GUY: FUTURE SELF'D!

MICE: BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

SKUB: that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink

{Cheerleader enters}

CHEERLEADER: Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?

SKUB: , said nobody in the entire world

ARUSEUS: Sure!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!

NACHOMAN: "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"

{Algernon enters}

SKUB: I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,

ALGERNON: Blorf.

ARUSEUS: AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!

NACHOMAN: REAL MONSTERS???

{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}

ALGERNON: {typing} Blorf.

NACHOMAN: ableist

{Tom runs in with a broom}

TOM: Come back here, pudding thieves!

SKUB: Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE

ALGERNON: Blorf.

TOM: Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!

ALGERNON: Blorf! {runs out}

TOM: Mice suck.

SKUB: Whadda punchline!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

none yet

NACHOMAN: he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years

Fun Facts

• Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."

NACHOMAN: "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"

• A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.

SKUB: He absolutely is.
NACHOMAN: there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is