The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

Welcome, welcome. We all have feelings for that someone, and sometimes, breaking the ice or getting them to notice you can be a bit of a challenge. But fear not, my young'un, for I have jaywalked across this path, and old Papa Noid is here to give you the talk. The talk about breaking the ice or getting ladies to notice you, that is.

If you want to jump right in to some pick-up lines, take the red pill. If you want to make your own astounding line, take the blue pill. If you want to ask a question, press 3. And if you want to see what else I have to offer, call the last one. It's worth your while.

The Noid Brand Pick-Up Lines
The Noid The Guide To Crafting A Pick-Up Line of Stimulative Proportions
Uncle Noid's One-on-One FAQ, DBQ, BBQ, And Other, More In-Depth Interrogation
The Noid's Other Quite Attractive Tips