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The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)
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I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.
THE TESTS
Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.
Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.