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{The episode starts off in hell. A black unseen figure is speaking two several demons and immortals}

???: MY BRETHREN!!! TODAY IS THE DAY WE OVERTHROW THE HUMAN WORLD!!!

{Everybody cheers}

???: For I, dark lord Damien, shall lead you to defeat those wretched mortals! First we shall gather every single immortal, then we plunge the world into war! THEN, NOBODY SHALL STOP US!!!!!!

{Everybody cheers. Damien laughs evily. It then cuts to Gilligan and Tracy}

TRACY: I feel a disturbance in the force. It's as if a million fanboys cried out in annoyance and suddenly started blogging.

{OOC: If you don't get the fanboy thing, one, it's Star Wars obviously, and two, that evil hellbeast thing is an overused plot, and fans would likely get angry about it.}

GILLIGAN: {Looks tired. Angry} YOU, YOU, YOU!!! IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!?!?!?!

TRACY:{O_o} Holy hell. The warping powers really HAVE screwed with your mind.

GILLIGAN: Sorry about that. I had a tough day at work... NOW GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! AND NOT THAT CHEAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT SOME FROM SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRACY: ...Are you pregnant or something? And that doesn't even make sense! {summons up some swedish chocolate, gives to Gilligan} Here.

GILLIGAN: {Eats whole box} NOW GET ME A SOME SPACE WATERMELON!!!!!!!

TRACY:{sighs, snaps fingers} Space watermelons are too big to fit in a room. It's outside.

{cut to outside the mansion. A giant space watermelon is there}

GILLIGAN: I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YO- {Slaps self} ...I needed that.

TRACY: ...Right. Whatever. Um... Can we just get on with the plot?

{A sound is heard from outside}

GILLIGAN: What was that!?

TRACY: Sounds like the unmistakable sound of the ground breaking open and millions of demons spilling out of it.

{OOC: ...That was actually gonna happen. Is this plot really that predictable?}

{OOC: ...Yes. Of course. Guy from hell attacking earth? Used A LOT.}

{OOC: Well, damn! I thought I was being original!}

{OOC: Oh well! Let's just get on with it! Oh, and, here's an example. Go to The SkullB Show. Don't tell me you can't already see this plot somewhere on that page.}

GILLIGAN: Let's go investigate, Robin! To the batmobile! ...Wait, let me try that again.

TRACY:{has already left the house, and can be heard laughing outside}

{Cut to outside.}

FIERY DEMON #1: {Sounds like Strong Sad} Cut it out!

TRACY: I'm not laughing at you! I'm laughing at that guy on fire! {points to Im a bell, on fire} ...Oh, wait a minute.

FIERY DEMON #1: WAIT A DANG MINUTE... your name isn't Tracy Bellstrom is it?

TRACY: ...It might be. Why?

FIERY DEMON #1: {Gasps. Starts bowing along with several other fiery demons}

TRACY: ...What. Expain, Strong Saddian demon.

FIERY DEMON #1: YOU ARE THE SON OF THE ALMIGHTY BELL!!!

TRACY: ...If he's so almighty, why did you guys light him on fire? {points at Bell again}

FIERY DEMON #1: That was our ruler, Damien.

TRACY: ... Okay...

FIERY DEMON #32: Anyway, we want you to be in our army!

TRACY: ... Um... No. I've destroyed the world too many times.

FIERY DEMON #32: Forgive me, but... you have no choice.

TRACY: And why is that?

FIERY DEMON #65: I LIKE PICKLES! =D OMG!1111111

FIERY DEMON #2: ...Uh... well, you see, you're immortal. You must join whether you like or not.

TRACY: Hmm... Tell ya what. What if I give y'all a corrupted clone of me? He's just like me, but with no conscience and will follow any orders your ruler will give him. {summons a pitch-black Tracy with a purple aura} I call him Sub-Tracy.

FIERY DEMON #2: Okay then! {To Sub-Tracy.} GET HIM!!! Oh, and get us a pizza.

SUB-TRACY:{summons a pizza, hands to #2} Here you are. And, get who, master?

FIERY DEMON #32: Y'know... Tracy... that guy behind you.

SUB-TRACY: ...Why do I need to? I'm immortal, have all the powers of Tracy, and am a oyal killing machine.

FIERY DEMON #1: ...We'll give you ten bucks. And a slice of this pizza.

SUB-TRACY: ... {summons up $20 and another pizza} That ain't gonna work. Besides, if you let Tracy be on the opposite team, we can destroy Earth with much more fun!

TRACY: ...This is stupid. {reenters the house}

{cut back inside the mansion}

TRACY: I was right. Demons spilled out of Hell, and for some reason their leader, Damien, looks like my dad, but on fire, or something.

GILLIGAN: Weird. Wanna ignore the situation and play Megaman 9?

TRACY: ...No, they forced me into giving them a Sub-Tracy.

{OOC: There's a LOT of them.}

TRACY: ...Great. He's gone.

GILLIGAN: ...I'm right here. Anyway, I'm gonna go check outside. {Stands up}

{A giant crack in the ground opens. Gilligan falls in but grabs on to the ledge.}

GILLIGAN: T-TRACY! HELP!!!

TRACY:{grabs Gilligan's hand, starts pulling him up} ARGH! You're HEAVY!

GILLIGAN: WAS THAT A FAT JOKE OR SOMETHING!?

{Gilligan slips out of Tracy's grip and falls}

GILLIGAN: TRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRACY: ...Dammit. ...Why couldn't he just use his tail to fly up? Ah, well. {dives down after Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Tries to use tail. It starts spinning wright before it hits the ground and he ends up hovering just above it} That was close...

TRACY:{smashes onto the ground right beside Gilligan} And so was that.

GILLIGAN: Um... Tracy?

TRACY: Yeah?

GILLIGAN: ...Where the hell are we?

TRACY: Umm... Likely somewhere in between Earth and the Gateway to Hell. Whatever you do, don't enter any glowing red portals that is spilling out blood.

GILLIGAN: Hey, look! A glowing red portal thats spitting out blood! {Walks through portal}

TRACY: ...Idiot. {runs after Gilligan}

{cut to Hell}

GILLIGAN: Maybe I should've thought this through...

TRACY: Gee, you THINK?

GILLIGAN: Shut up, smartass.

TRACY: Right. Let's just go back through the port-{sees the portal has disappeared} ...Dammit.

GILLIGAN: ...This is my fault, isn't it?

TRACY: YES it's your fault! You failed three times! First, you didn't use your tail to fly you up! Second, you thought I said you were fat, which you are not! And third, you did something which I SPECIFICALLY told you not to do!

{Raggonix walks in}

RAGGONIX: Hey guys. Sup?

TRACY: ...What the hell are you doing in Hell?

RAGGONIX: I was hired to be Damien's new tech controller.

TRACY: ...Right, whatever. Um... Is there a way out of here?

RAGGONIX: Third corner to the right. That will lead to the lounge. Then take a left and then a right to get to the exit portal.

TRACY: Thanks. {pushes Raggonix off a ledge, onto a rock platform 20 feet below} C'mon, Gilligan.

{Chernobog flies onto the scene.}

CHERNOBOG: Well, hey! I've never seen you two around these parts!

RAGGONIX: {to a radio} Damien, I have sucessfully placed a tracker on them.

TRACY:{to Raggonix} I HEARD THAT! {to Chernobog} ...Have I seen you somewhere? You look like some guy on some TV show...

RAGGONIX: Many demons are coming for you two...... NOW!

{A demon comes.}

DEMON: Hey, 'sup.

CHERNOBOG: Yeah... I've never seen either of you before. But welcome to the burning paradise of Hell!

TRACY: Thanks. {to Raggonix} Most of the demons are on Earth, you twit!

CHERNOBOG: So what are you fine gents doing down here?

TRACY: He- {points to Gilligan} -ran into a portal here, and I had to follow him.

CHERNOBOG: Really? Well, enjoy your stay in-

{Suddenly, Chernobog hears a beeping sound. He takes a phone out of his waist(?) and answers it.}

CHERNOBOG: {on phone} Mm-hm? ... Yes, I see them. ... What? Oh, okay.

{Chernobog puts the phone away.}

CHERNOBOG: Sorry, just got a call saying you have to die. Sorry about this!

{Chernobog flies into the air.}

TRACY: Impossible! I'm immortal! AND a Mary Sue!

CHERNOBOG: Well, since you're down here, you are technically mortal. It's a proprietary technique we can't reveal.

{Chernobog swoops down and kicks Tracy in the head with a cloven foot.}

TRACY: ...Right. Um... {grabs Gilligan, runs}

CHERNOBOG: Come on! At least throw a punch!

{Chernobog starts following them and tosses fireballs down at the duo.}

TRACY: The only reason I'm not is because I just realized who you are!

CHERNOBOG: Who I am? Why is that?

{Chernobog flies down and grabs Tracy. He starts to lift him over to the sea of fire.}

TRACY: You're Chernobog! You're on The SkullB Show! It's my favorite TV Show!

CHERNOBOG: Oh, really! Well, I'm flattered! But I still have to kill you.

{Chernobog drops Tracy in the sea of fire. Seconds later, Tracy reappears next to Gilligan.}

TRACY: You fail. I have millions of clones. Just like my father.

CHERNOBOG: Actually, that's not a clone. That's you. It turns out in Hell you're a mortal, but you're quickly brought back to life after we kill you. Torture, that sort of thing.

TRACY: ...So, that technically means I'm immortal.

CHERNOBOG: Yep. Looks like it. Well... bye. I'm off to Heaven--my boss has work there, and I figured I'd tag along.

TRACY: Wait! {holds out a pen and a piece of paper} Can I have your autograph? Oh, and, why is Lucy in heaven? Damien force her out or something?

{Chernobog gives Tracy his autograph.}

CHERNOBOG: Nope, business. See ya!

{Chernobog flies off.}

TRACY:'{squeals} I can't wait to show this to dad! {grabs Gilligan again, runs offscreen}

GILLIGAN: Okay, so how do we get out of here again?

TRACY: Hmm... We've already gone two corners to the right, so, we go another corner and we should be in the lounge, if what Raggonix said is true. Oh, by the way, we have trackers placed on us. I suggest you find yours and destroy it. {sees a tracking device on neck, destroys it} Okay, so, if that IS the lounge, we take a left, and then a right, and we should be at a portal to Earth.

GILLIGAN: {Pulls off tracking device on head and destroys it} Okay, we should be in the lounge right... about... as I'm done talking.

{camera swing around to reveal a door to a room labeled "lounge."}

TRACY: Good. Now, we take a left.

{A cage falls over the two. Raggonix walks onscreen}

GILLIGAN: {In a Joel Dawson voice} You swindler!

TRACY: ...In retrospect, we probably should have removed the tracking devices earlier.

GILLIGAN: Lemme guess... Damien told you to trap us, didn't he?

RAGGONIX: Yep.

GILLIGAN: Damn.

TRACY: Great. But, um did'nt you realize the bars are wide enough apart to let us walk through? {walks out of the cage}

{OOC: If you're wondering why I hadn't said anything, I was waiting for Raiku to edit.}

{OOC: Me too.}

GILLIGAN: {Walks out.} For a guy working for an evil satanic mastermind, you sure are a dumbass.

TRACY: Dude, you can't blame him. The so-called "evil satanic mastermind" looks like my dad. But on fire. {points to the exit} There's the exit. Y'know, Raggonix, you really should have given us fake directions, so if we escape the cage, we still can't get out. {runs to the portal, stops before entering it} C'mon, Gilligan.

{OOC: When the demon said that, he meant that Damien set Bell on fire.}

GILLIGAN: Right behind ya! {Runs into portal.}

TRACY: Right! {follows Gilligan into the portal}

{On the other side of the portal, Gilligan and Tracy step out. They're in a different part of hell. A man with full red eyes, black skin, fire for hair, and a black suit is in front of them in a throne}

DAMIEN: Ahh... I am glad you two could make it...

TRACY: ...You look like you've just been burnt at the stake.

DAMIEN: Shut up you. I am Damien. Leader of this war. I have sent all of my demons out on earth. And Tracy, since you won't join my army you and your friend must die... {Jumps off of throne and lands in front of the two. A ring of fire surrounds them.}

{All of a sudden Raggonix leaps at Damien. However, Damien just barely dodges and Raggonix falls in a lava pit}

{OOC: Just ending his storyline.}

TRACY: ...What the hell was THAT about?

GILLIGAN: I dunno. Anyway... BATTLE CRY!!!!! {Lunges at Damien only to be punched in the face. Gilligan falls to the ground but gets up. He jumps up and tries to kick Damien in the face but he's grabbed by his tail and slammed to the ground. He stumbles up but gets kicked far. He lands a few feet away from the ring of fire. Gilligan struggles to get up. Damien dissapears, then appears in front of Gilligan}

DAMIEN: You're pathetic... {Grabs Gilligan by the neck and raises him in the air. He slams to the ground and sends a giant fireball at him. Gilligan tries to run away but it's too late, and the fireball sends Gilligan flying. He lands charred and barley concious.}

TRACY: GILLIGAN! GRRR... {runs toward Damien} IT'S OVER NINE... {jumps up and kicks Damien in the face} THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!! {jumps off of Damien's head} FALCONKICK! {preforms a Falcon Kick on Damien, jumps back}

GILLIGAN: T-tracy... come here...

TRACY: OH CRAP! {runs over to Gilligan, bends down} What can I do for you, Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: Nothing can be done... I don't have much time left...

TRACY: NO! I WON'T LET YOU DIE!!! {prepares a healing aura}

GILLIGAN: N-no... it won't work... my wounds are too fatal... Nothing can help me now. Goodbye... my friend..... {Dies}

TRACY:{eyes widen, the aura dissipates}G-Gilligan... {becomes extremely angry, turns to Damien} YOU! YOU'LL PAY!!!!!! {stands up, a red aura explodes around him, is talking with a deep and echoey voice} Consider yourself lucky. You're the first to witness my ultimate form! {clothes shed away revealing a tight white shirt, and tight black pants. black wings grow from the shirt, hands become red and spiky, red horns extends from his shoulders, eyes turn red, a black goatee forms on where his chin would be} HELL CERBERUS!!!!! {hands glow purple, numerous shadow bugs appear, and form a sword. It has a pitch-black blade, a red guard, and a golden handle. It is also glowing purple} Damien, since you are the all-powerful ruler of Hell, I think I'll let you take the first shot.

DAMIEN: {Snaps fingers. Tracy catches on fire} ...That was easier then expected.

TRACY:{inhales the fire} Hmph. Do you even have ANY idea who I am?! {warps to in front of Damien, stabs him in the stomach}

DAMIEN: This is going to be interesting... {Grabs sword by the blade, pulls it out of his stomach, lifts the sword up along with Tracy and tosses him. Damien lunges at Tracy}

{Meanwhile...}

{Cut to a white void. Gilligan is there, uncouncious. His eyes slowly start to open}

GILLIGAN ...Huh?

{The screen goes black. The words, "To be continued..." appear onscreen.}