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Episode 1 - "Here We Go Again"

Synopsis

CAST: (in order of appearance): Strong Sader, Zippy, Ekul, Van, Meek Sader, Gilligan, Homestar, Unholy Tracy, Megumi Tameba, Vindicator, The thing, Sephiroth, Chaos, Conchris, Ryousuke Tameba

Transcript

{Open to the field in the simulation. All seems tranquil fora few seconds. An explosion out of nowhere suddenly rips through the earth of the field. Strong Sader, ragged, pops up from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SADER: Everybody out!

{Strong Sader runs across the field as several more explosions rip craters into the ground. Zippy follows suit.}

ZIPPY: Wait, where do we get out?

EKUL: Just log off and... Wait, you weren't in Wikihood 2... DUCK!

{Ekul jumps to the side and a piece of shrapnel hits where his head would have been. Ekul signs off and as he is dissapearing, an explosion occurs where he is standing. Cut to Eric's basement. The Simulator chairs disengage on Ekul and Strong Sader.}

STRONG SADER: Ack! I've got a killer headache...

EKUL: It looks like the system failed while Eric was gone. I guess we should take a look around the real world.

STRONG SADER: Good idea. We have to move a bit, our bones may have been weakened by inactivity.

VAN: What the hell is going on?!

STRONG SADER: The simulator's packed up. Best Guess the ceneral computer broke down from lack of maintainance.

EKUL: Yeah. Maybe the strain of the universe being destroyed too much.

{Ekul stands up}

EKUL: There's a muscle strengthener conected to the system, so we can't be too badly off. I wonder where Kyves and Nived went...

VAN: Who and whom?

{A clang and a thud are heard from within a computer bank.}

STRONG SADER: What was that?

{The casing of the computer collapses. Meek Sader falls out.}

VAN: Who are you?!

EKUL: That's Meek Sader, a figment of Strong Sader's good side. I always wondered... does that mean you can't be as good when you don't have Meek Sader?

STRONG SADER: Normally, but losing Dark Sader sort of canceled that out.

MEEK SADER: {Half-asleep} Pasta...

STRONG SADER: He must hae been generated to account for the loss of part of my programming. Supply a vessel for him.

EKUL: Has the real world collided with the simulation again? And what kind of vessel, living or computer?

STRONG SADER: He's organic. Directive #A-113, in the event of a user's file becoming fragmented: a vessel is grown from a DNA sample to ensure the information is not lost.

EKUL: Does this mean he can't be reintegrated into your mind again?

{Gilligan jumps out of the computer.}

GILLIGAN: ...Dare I ask where I am?

EKUL: Well, it used to be Eric's basement, but it kinda grew. I'm not really sure how it happened.

MEEK SADER: {Woozy} You can still mind meld with him; the simulation may have collapsed but that read out states the the mind emersion feature is still intact.

EKUL: Let's see if I can fix the simulation.

{Ekul walks into the main computer server. He attempts to view its data, but all that happens is that the hard drive sparks}

EKUL: That can't be good.

{Ekul opens up the computer system to find parts that are melted and sparking}

EKUL: I don't think it's possible to repair this. It's pretty badly broken.

{A small explosion rips through the main drive. A sligtly charred Homestar falls out.}

STRONG SADER: A back-up of him must have made its way into the vessel unit.

EKUL: It's possible he and Strong Bad were stuck inside my mind and therefore the real world for too long.

STRONG SADER: If they were in your mind at one point, then they would technically be a fragment of your program and therefore get a vessel. Strong Bad's might be in there somewhere.

GILLIGAN: {Looks at Van.} Do you know whats going on? Cause I don't know.

EKUL: More importantly, how did you get in the program? I don't remember seeing you in there.

GILLIGAN: Hmmmm... Must've been an accident during time travel.

{OOC: For those of you who are new to the Wikihood 2 continuity, the simulation doesn't have to be your entrance, it's just an explanation as to how the Wikihood 2 people got to Wikihood 3's story.}

EKUL: Well, there's no reason to stay in here. Let's get out of this place.

{Cut to the outside of Eric's house. Everyone is staring at the sky.}

STRONG SADER: Oh. My. God.

{Pan around to show that the skyline is dominated at all sides by a massive geodesic dome.}

EKUL: This is bad. It might explain where Nived has gone...

VAN: Large domes...that could be a problem.

ZIPPY: Oh God... do we have enough air? Do we? Do we?

{Zippy goes into the fetal position.}

ZIPPY: Ehh. Ehhhh.

VAN: Chill out! {kicks Zippy} Maybe my Solarbeam can break the dome, but I'd need a lot of sunlight.

ZIPPY: Ow! I've got claustrophobia, you jerk. And why do you get to shoot lasers? I just have a stick.

GILLIGAN: Why does this remind of The Simpsons Movie all of a sudden?

VAN: I only get to "shoot lasers" when I've taken in an extreme amount of sunlight! For now, I can only create sharp leaves and manipulate them.

EKUL: I suppose we could all attack it at the same time.

VAN: Ok, here's my plan. Me, Ekul, and Gilligan will attack the dome. Zippy and Strong Sader, go find solar panels. Let's go!

EKUL: Okay. I could probably also create a large magnifying glass out of ice.

{the familiar noise of a Tardis sounds. A black Tardis (Phonebooth form) with red flames around the bottom appears. The door opens, and Unholy Tracy steps out of it}

UNHOLY TRACY: Hello, all.

VAN: Who are you?

UNHOLY TRACY: My name is Unholy Tracy. Call me Tracy, if you wish.

VAN: No time for formalties. We need to escape. Attack the dome surrounding us!

GILLIGAN: You look familliar. Have we met?

UNHOLY TRACY: Er... In a way, yes. Yes I have, Gilligan. Now then. {charges a hadoken} Hadooooo... {fires the hadoken at the dome} KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

{the hadoken only produces a small crack}

UNHOLY TRACY: Crap. This stuff is harder than I expected. ...Wait. {runs into Tardis, it disappears and then reappears outside the dome. Tracy steps back out} Hmmhmmhmm. Take THAT!

GILLIGAN: Uhhhhhhhhh........ we're kind of still in here!!!

UNHOLY TRACY: Exactly! I ENJOY torturing people!

GILLIGAN: You're seriously starting to remind me of my best friend...

EKUL: Let's knock him out and throw him at the dome. It won't help, but it will make me feel better.

VAN: I can feel it...I can feel the energy...

{Van turns a bright reddish color}

VAN: STAND BACK EVERYONE! THIS COULD GET UGLY!

{Van fires the concentrated Solarbeam at the dome. Suddenly, large cracks appear throughout the entire dome, but it does not break.}

EKUL: We've weakened it! Now if only we had some large object to crush it with...

GILLIGAN: I'll handle this!!! {Runs away, then stops. Runs towards the dome as fast as he can. Headbutts it. The dome shatters.}

UNHOLY TRACY: Oh, f-{a large piece of the dome falls on him} ...Ow.

VAN: Woah. Nice.

GILLIGAN: {Head is bleeding. Passses out.}

VAN: Shizcakes. Someone get him medical attention!

{A portal opens, and a girl wearing a white cloak, armed with a scythe and a plush toy, walks through. She looks around and is taken by suprise by the people that are around the area she's in.}

MEGUMI: Ahh!

{The girl hides behind Ekul.}

MEGUMI: Uuuuuu~

{Van is bandaging Gilligan's head. When he finishes he looks around}

VAN: Who's there?

ZIPPY: {yawns} Sorry, I was out for the past few hours. It's just me.

{Pause.}

ZIPPY: Wait, who's the girl?

GILLIGAN: {Wakes up} Huh? Whats going on? {Notices Megumi.} Hey, where did that hot girl come from? Have you guys been holding out on me!?

{All of the dome pieces are suddenly captured by a weird elecrical field. They are sucked up into the sky and reform the dome, all of the cracks then heal across its surface.}

{OOC: Not to rain on the parade, but the dome plot is meant to last for the entire season.}

MEGUMI: I... I... I'm Megumi... and... yo-yo-you are?

STRONG SADER: Erm... Strong Sader, cute anime... girl?

{The girl flinches.}

MEGUMI: Uuuuuu~

{Megumi latches onto Strong Sader, akin to a hug. Another portal opens, and Vindicator walks through.}

VINDICATOR: You're not impressing anyone.

STRONG SADER: Herk! Get her off! To... tight...

{A crack is heard as Strong Sader's spine is crushed.}

EKUL: Did that kill you or do we need to mercy kill you or something? I know from experience that spine damage is really tough, and you'll just come back next episode anyway.

STRONG SADER: {Ghost} No need. I'm fine. But what's going on here?

VAN: Well the dome's back, and Strong Sader got killed by a chick.

EKUL: That's pretty much right. She's pretty mysterious. So, little girl, where are you from?

STRONG SADER: Yes, interview my murderer.

{Cut back to the basement. Meek Sader is there, examining the computer.}

MEEK SADER: Hmm, the computer's still ticking over...

{Kyves (Ekul's other character) walks into the basement.}

KYVES: Oh, hello Meek Sader. Has everyone woken up yet?

MEEK SADER: Not quite yet. The sub-routines are particularly badly effected. It's taking some longer then others to leave.

VAN: So...you're Kyves...

HOMESTAR: {Gets up} No, I'm Homestar Runner. Y'know? That guy?

KYVES: He was talking to me. And yes, I am Kyves. I found out the system was destablizing, and logged off to check. The system was already too broken to log back on though.

MEEK SADER: According to the diagnostic check a number of transistors blew and triggered and overload of the support systems. It'll be doozy to get back online, even if we wanted to.

KYVES: Yeah, well. We should solve the dome problem first.

MEEK SADER: There's and electric field surrounding the surface which is holding the atoms together very tightly, which is how it reformed. Now that the electric field has been activated it'll be difficult to destroy.

KYVES: Well, my special ability is magnetic control. Electricity can be disrupted by magnitism

MEEK SADER: If you can get the electic field down, it may help us destroy it, but the voltage is very high so it may be hard.

KYVES: Is there a powerplant nearby? Perhaps I could make a power surge large enough to disrupt the field.

MEEK SADER: There's one on the other side of town. I'll get a map and we can walk.

KYVES: Sounds good. We need to make the whole plan. I can't weaken it forever. While I am destroying the field, we need to do that solarbeam thing.

{Cut outside again.}

STRONG SADER: Where do you think that dome came from?

EKUL: I bet it was Dark Sader and Nived. And possibly Darlon.

STRONG SADER: The entire things been galvinised by the electric field. Even if you were to take it down, the strengthening effects are probably perminant.

EKUL: Yeah... We might have to get used to this place. I wonder what else is in this dome.

{Strong Sader picks up a small rock and hurls it at the window of a nearby house. There is no reaction of any kind.}

STRONG SADER: {looking around} The entire street is empty.

EKUL: So are we the only people here?

STRONG SADER: It would appear so... Wanna raid people's houses?

EKUL: I wouldn't have it any other way! Stealing is fun!

{Cut to the interior of a house. Strong Sader tosses a number of stones through a window, destroying all of the glass.}

EKUL: Wait, aren't you a ghost? How can you grab stones?

STRONG SADER: I'm carrying them with my taser fingers.

EKUL: Cool. Dibs on the TV and jewelry.

STRONG SADER: So long as I get the DVDs and everything in the kitchen.

EKUL: Fine. Too bad this house has no video games. Hey, they have DSL in this house! Dibs on this computer.

THE THING: That's not a computer, that's an evil robot.

STRONG SADER: Wait, is this your house or are you thieving as well?

EKUL: Who are you and why are you calling what is clearly a computer a robot?

THE THING: I just got back from vacation. This is my house. Who are you people?!?

STRONG SADER: Um... Ghost busters...

EKUL: Yeah, this TV has ghosts in it. I'd better take it back to the HQ.

{Ekul slides away on ice}

STRONG SADER: Yes, and I'd better take your haunted DVD collection in case your TV transferred ghosts to them.

{Floats behind Ekul}

{The thing melts}

STRONG SADER: Yeah...

EKUL: Was he tricking us out of the whole house?

{Cut back to the basement}

MEEK SADER: Okay, I've got the map.

HOMESTAR: So have I!

KYVES: Hmm... this town is really big. Hey look, a probably uninhabited Pizza Hut! Let's go there on the way.

MEEK SADER: Goody! We can stock up while we're on our way!

{Kyves stands up and walks out the door. He looks at the map then starts walking in a direction.}

UNHOLY TRACY: Um, little help? {pan over to Unholy Tracy stuck in the dome} I seem to be stuck here.

MEEK SADER: Erm, all of the pieces reformed. How are you still crushed?

ZIPPY: I don't think bones work the way you think they do, sir.

{OOC: Sorry, all. My internet has been on the fritz, so I haven't been contributing as much.}

{Meek Sader helps Tracy up, despite his probably broken bones. Strong Sader and Ekul arrive with a multitude of items.}

UNHOLY TRACY: Thank you, Meek Sader.

{Ekul puts some stuff down}

EKUL: Oh man, that was awesome. Check out this PDA I got! And this laptop! And this server! And this GPS! And this car!

{Ekul motions behind him}

EKUL: We took everything that wasn't nailed down, and some things that were!

STRONG SADER: We even stole the deed to the Empire State building!

EKUL: Yeah, we'll probably either turn it into a video game tournament building or a building to house a simulation of some sort.

STRONG SADER: {To Kyves and Meek Sader} So where are you two off to?

UNHOLY TRACY: You DO know we can just- {notices that his Tardis is still outside the dome} Crap.

MEEK SADER: We're off to the power station across town.

GILLIGAN: Can I come for no reason at all?

ZIPPY: I like bandwagons. Can I hop on?

UNHOLY TRACY: Same here?

{Vindicator walks in, wielding a scythe.}

VINDICATOR: Where's the cliche scared anime-looking female that is scared of everything that likes one of you possibly?

{Noxigar walks in, in an Orgaization XIII costume.}

NOXIGAR: I'm going to go with the "I killed the cliche" variety of answers. Cliches can be very annoying if overused.

{OOC: I understand that no Chaos Emeralds are allowed. That isn't a problem. - No Cigar}

{Sephiroth's head pops from the side of the screen, and goes back out. Then, his foot pops up, and his other one does. His body follows, and finally his head comes in.}

SEPHIROTH: Hello. I'm Sephiroth. I probably know you all, but my amnesia probably makes me deny it.

VINDICATOR: No, we don't know yo- {notices Megumi entering} HA!

{Vindicator pins down Megumi to the floor with his scythe.}

VINDICATOR: You're not escaping this.

SEPHIROTH: Wait... Vindicator, what are you doin... What? howdiddi know that? ...Lucky guess probably.

GILLIGAN: What are you doing to that hot girl?

UNHOLY TRACY: You know, if that was really a female, I would stop you, but, yeah.

SEPHIROTH: I'm not getting involved. For all I know, Vindicator could be like... an Alien. Like me.

UNHOLY TRACY: Wait... How do you remember what you are when you have amnesia?

SEPHIROTH: I have no idea... Well, it's not really Amnesia, it's actually more like, it never happened before, yet I know... {Looks at Unholy Tracy.} Like you. You look pretty familiar. {Points to Gilligan.} And you. Goddamn, I'm in a state. I need my pills. {Gets out a vial, and plops up 2 pills. He throws them into his mouth, and swallows them. He wrenches in disgust.} These Tranquilizer Pills taste revolting.

UNHOLY TRACY: Wh-why did you need tranquilizer pills?

SEPHIROTH: Because I was having a Panic Breakdown, where I start coughing up blood uncontrollably, so the tranquilizers help me calm down.

UNHOLY TRACY: Horse tranquilizers, though?

SEPHIROTH: Close. It's the stuff they use to put down large animals.

UNHOLY TRACY: So, if that was two pills... You just ate enough to take down a full-grown Indian Elephant.

SEPHIROTH: 2 Indian Elephants. Or Rosie O'Donnell.

UNHOLY TRACY: ...HA!

SEPHIROTH: But I have no idea how I got here. I don't even know my real name. I'm just using this name temporarily.

UNHOLY TRACY: Ah. I see.

{OOC: By the way, the reason I was still crushed was because I was literally stuck to the glass, and had been stuck in the dome when it reformed}

SEPHIROTH: My life really, is an unsolvable puzzle.

{OOC: I'm gonna revamp Sephiroth's character, from Cocky Alien Warrior to Mysterious Teenage Humanoid.}

UNHOLY TRACY: I'd solve it, but I'm too lazy.

SEPHIROTH: It'll be impossible any way. It's like, when you think you're finally putting the last pieces together, you realize there is much more pieces, and to make it worst, most of them are missing.

UNHOLY TRACY: In that case, I'd go find the maker of the puzzle, and yell at him. Too bad you have amnesia, so you can't tell me who and where your parents are.

SEPHIROTH: Yeah... I see you are much powerful, yet you have a sence of humor. Rare Combination.

UNHOLY TRACY: It's happened a lot. Ever heard of Im a bell?

SEPHIROTH: .....Bell.. I've heard of a Bellstrom.

UNHOLY TRACY: That's the one.

GILLIGAN: Hey, Bell is my best friend's dad!

SEPHIROTH: Yeah. I read a story about him in a book once.

UNHOLY TRACY:{to Gilligan} Yes... Tracy Bellstrom... {to Sephiroth} I believe you're talking about Records of Bell. Have you read the final part, The Death of Bell?

SEPHIROTH: I've read bits. You know, Kanjiro, Battels, Spirits and whatnot.

UNHOLY TRACY: Well, they republished it with two epilogues. I could give it to you once I can find it.

GILLIGAN: How do you know my best friend's name?

UNHOLY TRACY: Well... Look. The epilogues will tell you better than I could. Just let me find the book.

GILLIGAN: {Thinking} Who exactly is this guy? Why does he know so much about me? Why does he seem so familliar? Why are my thoughts echoing in my head?

UNHOLY TRACY:{thinking} And WHY can I hear you?

SEPHIROTH: {thinking} It's quite simple really. It's an accidental mind projection.

UNHOLY TRACY:{thinking} Ah. {normal, pulls a book out of his coat} Oh, here it is! ...Looks like those tranquilizers knocked him out, anyway. Well, he can read the epilogue when he wakes up. ...Oh. It seems the second epilogue is missing. Well, that's unnecessary for this information. {hands Gilligan the book} Here you go. Read up, and try not to cry, for the information is rather tragic.

VAN: Kyves said something about another Solarbeam...but...I'm too weak.

{OOC: Sorry, I just got home}

{OOC: Guys, at the rate I'm going I won't be able to contribute. I'm sorry, but I can't do this with the schedule I have. If you could write me out of this, it would be best. - SkullB}

{OOC: Moving too fast. It's why I quit WHR. -Vindicator}

VINDICATOR: I'm taking you with me.

{Vindicator leaves the room forgetting Megumi, who had passed out due to fright.}

GILLIGAN: {Opens the book and starts reading it.}

{Cut to an empty street, Kyves and Meek Sader are walking down the middle of the road.}

VAN: Hey! Wait up!

{Van walks over to them, holding his shoulder}

KYVES: You know, I might be able to make this go faster.

{Kyves walks over to a car and uses his magnetic powers to unlock, then turn on the car}

KYVES: Hop in

MEEK SADER: Fantastic! We should be there in no time! ONWARD TO PIZZA HUT!

{cut back to Gilligan}

UNHOLY TRACY: ...Are you frozen in shock or just reading slowly?

SEPHIROTH: Reading slowly. I have long sightedness.

UNHOLY TRACY: I was talking to Gillig-Oh. He fainted from shock.

SEPHIROTH: Oh. What is your name, anyway?

UNHOLY TRACY: ...Unholy Tracy.

SEPHIROTH: Oh. Cool. So... what's so Unholy about you?

UNHOLY TRACY: You read the book. I'm a mixture of a psychopathic godmodder and his son.

SEPHHIROTH: Cool. Well, I don't know who I'm from.

UNHOLY TRACY: Well, you don't seem to be the Sephiroth I once knew...

SEPHIROTH: Don't be silly. The only other Sephiroth is a video game character.

UNHOLY TRACY: Well, all I know is, he was a time lord, and most definitely NOT you.

SEPHIROTH: Oh my. Doctor Who.

UNHOLY TRACY: No, no, no. Look. Gallifrey DOES exist. Well, it DID, until is was destroyed...

SEPHIROTH: Teehee.

UNHOLY TRACY:{facepalm} Jesus... I KNEW I should have gone to MY Earth. Er, look. Here's PROOF that the Whoniverse is real. You've seen my Tardis. You've HEARD it. If I could only get outside this dome, I'd let you inside it.

SEPHIROTH: Then again, I should believe you, because there's proof Sonic is real. But everyone knows that since Sonic Collaborated with Michael Jackson for one of his albums.

{OOC: I'm actually pointing out something that is quite true. Sonic 3. BTW, you know the Sephiroth from Galifrey stuff, you should ignore that. That was an old concept.}

{Cut to a pile of rubble. It begins to shake rapidly, then desintigrates. Chaos is there.}

CHAOS: {Huff} Now where {Puff} am I?

{Chaos takes a look around.}

CHAOS: I must be in some other place. How did I leave? First I'm on a ship, then I land here? There's something messed up with that. I wonder if anyone I know is here...

{pan out slightly to show the pile of rubblle is right beside Unholy Tracy, Seph, and Gilligan}

UNHOLY TRACY: That cutaway was rater unnecessary. Anyways, hello, Chaos.

CHAOS: Seph? Tracy? Cat Woman? What are you all doing here?

UNHOLY TRACY: He's a catMAN, you dunce. And, I'm not the Tracy you once knew. {hands Chaos the book} Read and learn.

SEPHIROTH: How do you know my name Chaos? Wait... How did I know that? First Vindicator, then you. I've never seen any of you in my life, yet I know your names. {Takes more Pills.}

{A beam of light hits the ground and Conchris appears where it was}

CONCHRIS: Alright! Now tell me, where's the... oh... Where am I? Some kinda of dome?

SEPHIROTH: It's safe to say don't know you.

UNHOLY TRACY:{to Conchris} Unfortunately, yes. Too bad I can't use my reality-bending powers to get outta here. They seem to be disabled within the dome.

SEPHIROTH: What is the Dome made out of though? It is unlike any material I have seen.

{Megumi gets up, having transformed into a male.}

RYOUSUKE: You probably have, but your amnesia will deny it.

CONCHRIS: This dome seems to be made by the finest glassium alloy, I think. I could be wrong, DEAD WRONG. I don't know my materials all that well. Also, who would encase us in a dome, and why?

VAN: Hm...well...I could take a hack at the dome with my new Metool!

{A Metool walks over to the dome and hits it with a pickaxe repeatedly}

SEPHIROTH: Umm.... TAKE THIS!!!....Binky Boy. {Throws a Millennium Item at the dome.}

UNHOLY TRACY: Hmm... walks up to the dome, fires a hadoken at point blank range, opening a huge hole in it, which quickly starts to regenerate itself. UT jumps through the hole, enters the Tardis, travels into the dome via it, and goes back out} Okay, I think we can use my Ta-

{a beeping noise emits from the Tardis}

UNHOLY TRACY: ...It just HAD to run outta power, didn't it? {notices papers stuck to the Tardis' door} Oh, good. Here's the other epilogue. {hands the papers to Sephiroth}

SEPHIROTH: {Puts on some glasses, and starts to read it. 5 minutes later, he is finished.} Wow. That is pretty interesting.

UNHOLY TRACY: I know.

CONCHRIS: Damn, I was hoping that would be a way out. {reaches into his pocket and pulls out his laser blade} Let's do this!

{Conchris charges at the dome. When the tip of the blade touches the dome, electricity sparks and shocks Conchris, he then falls over, charred}

CONCHRIS: {coughs} Ow. Nothing's working. But my question... still remains... who would keep us locked up in here... and why?!

UNHOLY TRACY: Hmm... Too bad this thing disabled my powers. Whoever did this likely anticipated one of us would try to mentally interrogate him or her. ...Or HIMHER. {looks at Ryousuke suspiciously}

SEPHIROTH: We could try all attacking it at once.

EKUL: We tried that. The only way to destroy it is somehow with electricity. Van, Meek Sader and Kyves are on a side quest right now to find a power plant.

STRONG SADER: If they succeed, the trioxicarboglassium alloy of the inner shell will be exposed, but we'll need a hell of a lot of power to penitrate the dome. About 7 gigatons of TNT.

SEPHIROTH: So taking off my hat and throwing it at it, and then dancing won't do the trick.

STRONG SADER: The Dome's outer security is also robust, the simulations external threat detector was reading at least 200 assault cannons outside.

SEPHIROTH: So.... We're practically screwed.

STRONG SADER: Getting the dome down is our current priority, we can concentrait on the cannons later.

CONCHRIS: Hmm, good plan. Looks like we have to wait until they're finished... In the meantime, where can we find like 7 gigatons of TNT?

STRONG SADER: Erm... I can't think of anywhere offhand.

SEPHIROTH: Umm... Military Bases? Mining Facilities?

STRONG SADER: None in the confindes of the dome.

CONCHRIS: Dome it! How are we going to get the firepower? {thinks for a second} Hold that thought, also, wouldn't the power plant, if they ever find one, be guarded if the trappers knew that this dome had a weakness?

STORNG SADER: ...Oh crap! Kyves and Meek Sader are on their way there!

CONCHRIS: Damn it! We probably won't get to them in time! {pauses to think for a second} But this dome... how did it get here? Something's not right if I'm right about the guarded power plant.

HOMESTAR: {leaps in} Hey, guy! Check out my new hyper dance!

{Homestar begins tossing himself around in disjointed patterns.}

SEPHIROTH: Oh god no...

UNHOLY TRACY: Hmm... 7 gigatons? Would a supernova do? Y'all can pile into my Tardis, and I can go supernova. Fortunately, once the dome's down, I can just replace my body with a fresh clone.

SEPHIROTH: Whoa man.

UNHOLY TRACY: What?

SEPHIROTH: A Supernova would probably destroy the earth too.

UNHOLY TRACY: Actually, I'll downsize the supernova so that it is only as big as the dome itself.

SEPHIROTH: Good idea I guess.

STRONG SADER: I'm a bit concerned that a supernova may destroy the entire planet on top of the dome.

UNHOLY TRACY: No, no, no. It will only leave a crater the exact size of the dome, and since this city has been seemingly abandoned, it won't matter.

SEPHIROTH: Well, we don't know about that, as we haven't gone far. I might have something to help us though. I haven't checked my pockets for a long while. {Says the items as he takes them out.} Basketball, Hat, Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, Blackadder DVD Set, Thriller Album, Violin, Ocarina of Time, Millenium Ring, Tommy Gun, and a Grenade. Well, it was better than expected.

UNHOLY TRACY: Hmm... {checks coat pocket, takes out stuff as he says them} The Complete Monty Python, black fedora, vile of cosmic horror, bag of holding, pocket universe in a box, Jimmy Hoffa? Grenade with the pin pulled, a-OH CRAP. {throws grenade offscreen. A cat screeching and then an explosion is heard} ... Oops.

SEPHIROTH: I Haven't played the violin in a long while. {Starts to play "Smooth Criminal" on the Violin.}

EKUL: Other than the crap I just... er... borrowed I only carry around my two swords, two machine guns and what I'm wearing.

CONCHRIS: I have my laser blade on me, I think I dropped it somewhere... {reaches out to get the laser blade, touching the blade part causing his hand to burn} ARGH! {picks up the blade by the handle and shuts it off} Also, I have this remote... {pulls out a remote from his pocket} I dunno what it does, it has like three buttons... Let's try... THE FIRST ONE! {presses the first button on the remote}

{the cartoony whistling sound of something dropping is heard. A shadow over Unholy Tracy grows larger until a baboon drops on his head}

UNHOLY TRACY: AAAAAGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

SEPHIROTH: I like Baboons.

UNHOLY TRACY:{throws the baboon at Sephiroth} Oops.

SEPHIROTH: OH CRAP!! {Gets the Ocarina, and quickly plays Song of Storms. A little lightning bolt strikes the baboon, and reduces it to ash.}

UNHOLY TRACY:{pulls a demonic-looking keyboard out of pocket} Eh? Hmm... {plays the tetris theme, the Tetris L-block lands on him} Ow.

{Cut back to Kyves, Meek Sader and Gilligan in the car.}

MEEK SADER: I hope those guys don't try and blow up the dome in some way. The hyper reflective surface will resist any explosive energy release.

VAN: Hm...I would call for help, but the dome might disrupt my COM signal.

MEEK SADER: Erm, I thought you were half way across town with the others.

VAN: Sometimes I just pop out of nowhere. {makes the well face}

KYVES: I thought he was already with us. It doesn't matter, we're at the Pizza Hut now. SWEET!

MEEK SADER: Oh yeah! Wait... How long do you think that food has been left?

KYVES: More than two days, but it should be refrigerated.

{Cut to the Pizza Hut interior. The door is smashed in. The group enters.}

MEEK SADER: Creepy.

KYVES: Hey look, arcades! Awesome.

MACHINE: ENTER A QUARTER TO PLAY!

KYVES: I don't think so!

{Kyves unlocks the coin collector with his magnetic powers, then a whole load of quarters come out}

KYVES: Whoa, a lot of people play these things.

{OOC: Are other characters allowed?}

VAN: I'm still not sure if the dome will disrupt my COM signal! Do you think we can crack this dome for good on our own, or should we call for help or something?

{OOC: I was just about to ask the same thing.}

{Meek Sader makes his way toward the food preparation area.}

MEEK SADER: We should see if we can get any information on the dome first. If the power station is indeed connected to the dome we will most likely get some information there.

{Zoom out, revealing this was all on a TV screen in a dark room}

VOICE: What have you done!?

{Zoom back in}

{OOC: Define "other characters."}

{OOC 2: The three above lines were submitted by Chwoka via email.}

{OOC 3: Never mind. I meant, secondary characters.}

{OOC Goes Forth: Yes.}

{OOC 5: We should end the episode soon.}

{OOC 6: I was thinking so too.}

{Meek Sader ventures into the Hut's kitchen area.}

MEEK SADER: Oh my god!

{Cut to black. Credits roll}