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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{subtitles appear as he pants}'' Ohhh, it's time to check my email, but I'm really kinda tired. ''{brings up the email}''
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| − | <blockquote class="puffbat">
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| − | <div>subj: missus</div>
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| − | Dear Puffbat<br>
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| − | Is there a Mrs. Puffbat<br>
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| − | If not ;)<br>
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| − | Lady Thatcher</blockquote>
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| − | ''{Puffbat blinks sleepily at the screen for a few seconds, before waking up, and starts to type}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{typing as he pants}'' Dear Lady Thatcher, at the moment, I'm single. I haven't found a mate yet, so for now I am living on my own. I do wish I could settle down with a nice woman, so perhaps it's time to break out that old Puffbat ritual... A DANCE CONTEST!
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| − | ''{cut to a large disco hall with a floor made of Lifesaver candies. Many Puffbats, big and small, are dancing to the music, which is punk rock coming from a cassette tape player behind the DJ's booth. A monkey's fist knot covered in sequins is hanging from the ceiling. A bouncer Puffbat with sunglasses is by the door, where a line of people are waiting behind a licorice rope. Puffbat is in the middle of the dance floor, wearing a blue vest and a necklace with a scallop shell on it.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{panting with subtitles}'' This is the Dance Hall, where I come to strut my stuff! Woohoo!
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| − | ''{Puffbat boogies over to a female Puffbat with yellow braids, and starts to dance. The female Puffbat responds by swaying from side to side, shaking her head. Puffbat copies her movements but she walks away.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{panting with subtitles}'' Well that didn't work out. ''{boogies off screen}''
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| − | ''{Puffbat is now with a red-headed, 50's-haired Puffbat. She is stomping rhythmically while closing her eyes. Puffbat mimics her, but again she walks away.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{panting with subtitles}'' Not her either. ''{shimmies off to the left}''
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| − | ''{several Dutch angle shots of Puffbat dancing like various other women, identified by their hairstyle as black-haired dreads, white frizz, auburn ponytail, and brown pigtails. After each shot, a red X appears and a buzzer sounds. Finally, he ends up dancing with a potted plant which is waving back and forth. A green checkmark appears and a DING sounds, and he picks up the potted plant and wlaks away with it. The music winds down. Cut to Puffbat's house at his computer.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{typing as he pants}'' Well, Lady Thatcher, now there is a Mrs. Puffbat! Mrs. Marigold Daisy Puffbat, to be precise. She's doing her own thing, but that's not much.
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| − | ''{cut to a shot of Marigold, then back to Puffbat after a few seconds.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{typing as he pants}'' Come to think of it, it's not ''anything''! I'ma ditching her.
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| − | ''{Puffbat gets up and walks offscreen. After a hefty heave-ho, shattering ceramic is heard. Puffbat comes back onscreen and sits down.}''
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| − | '''PUFFBAT:''' ''{typing as he pants}'' So, no, there isn't a Mrs. Puffbat. You sound okay, though, Lady Thatcher. Hmm... ''{a thought bubble appears over Puffbat's head, and pictures Margaret Thatcher with Puffbat on her shoulder. The thought bubble pops.}'' Nah... well, that's all, people. See you next time!
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| − | ''{lettering fades in over Puffbat's head, saying [[Puffbat Emails#Inbox|Click here to email Puffbat]]}''
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