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Summary
A cucumber asks Kirbychu what powers he has. He gets way carried away.
LIGHTNING GUY: Wayyyyyt a minute.
Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, Homestar, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Strong Sad
Places: Kirbychu's Computer Room, The Stick, Homestar's House, The Field, The King of Town's Castle, Strong Bad's Computer Room (easter egg).
Date: February 23, 2008
Transcript
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {opens outlook express} I got my laptop and I'm checkin' my e-mails.
LIGHTNING GUY: You ain't no gangster, Kirbychu. Talk like you got some sense.NOXIGAR: Speak for yourself.
Dear K-chu,
What kind of powers do you have?
Sincerely,
Cucumber
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Um, did I just get an e-mail from a vegetable that can't space emails right? That's just not right.
LIGHTNING GUY: Yes, when you said he couldn't space emails right, I got the implication that it wasn't correctly done.
But, oh well. Here are all the powers I have.
{Cut to the stick, Homestar is there. Kirbychu walks in.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: One power I have is the ability to inhale people like Kirby.
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, that's why they call you
Homestar, will you assist me?
HOMESTAR: Sure! Wait... WHAT?
{Kirbychu inhales Homestar and spits him out. He flies accross
LIGHTNING GUY: Ack! Cross!
the feild
LIGHTNING GUY: Wierd, man.
and ends up crashing through a wall into his house.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Do we make the assumption that it's his house's wall?
HOMESTAR: Ow, I bruised my face. I think he ate that ten pounds of candy I had with me, too.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Wait, 10 POUNDS OF CANDY! {He starts to glow.} This won't end well.
{Cut to The Field, Strong Bad is walking by. Kirbychu runs by}
KIRBYCHU HR'D Yuitougdsansxfcvdjfhcmvghv!!! MANDY EAT CANDY!!! SANDY HANDY!!
LIGHTNING GUY: HANDY MANNY
I NEED CANDY!!!
STRONG BAD: What the heck!? Are you okay Kirbychu?
LIGHTNING GUY: No, he's just Kirbychu Kirbychu.NOXIGAR: Okay Kirbychu would be a decent character, I imagine.
{Kirbychu looks at Strong Bad. He turns into a red lollipop.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Kirbychu turned into a red lollipop? This is becoming surreal!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: RED LOLLIPOP MUST EAT!!!
STRONG BAD: WAIT! I'M NOT A LOLLIPOP,
LIGHTNING GUY: KIRBYCHU'S THE LOLLIPOP! THAT'S WHAT IT SAID AND
I'M STRONG BAD!!
{Strong Bad runs to The KoT's Castle.}
THE KING OF TOWN: What the, what happened?
STRONG SAD: Kirbychu ate to much candy
LIGHTNING GUY: But much candy did not want to be eaten to.
and went nuts. I managed to make an anti-candy to stop him by making candy out of veggies and sweeteners.
LIGHTNING GUY: By "sweeteners", he means drugs.
STRONG BAD: What the, how long have you been here?
STRONG SAD: Oh about 20 minutes.
LIGHTNING GUY: You can't even copy crap right.NOXIGAR: That was copied? From where?
STRONG BAD: Whatever, just get Kirbychu to eat the stuff.
{Strong Sad heads to the feild. Kirbychu is running around.}
STRONG SAD: Hey Kirbychu, could you, um, come here for a minute?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: CANDY!?!?
LIGHTNING GUY: Something like that.
{Kirbychu tackles Strong Sad and eats the anti-candy.
LIGHTNING GUY: This is how they sell drugs to children all the time.
He passes out. He wakes up again in his computer room.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {typing} Wow, that was crazy. I'm never doing that again.
LIGHTNING GUY: If only it was that simple, you poor, poor addict.
{A Nintendo DS comes down from the top of the screen.
LIGHTNING GUY: Surprise? Where are you?
It has the words "Click Here To E-mail Kirbychu" in purple text on the screen.}
Easter Eggs
Click on the word "never" to see why Strong Bad was in the field.
{Strong Bad is at his computer. There is an e-mail on the screen.}
Dear Strong Bad,
I think you should stand out in the field and see what happens.
LIGHTNING GUY: Spoiler: He gets shot.Sincerely,
Cucumber
STRONG BAD: If a vegetable with bad spacing wants me to randomly stand in the field and see what happens, they got it! {walks off}
LIGHTNING GUY: This sounds so much like Strong Bad,NOXIGAR: And?
Trivia
- This is actually just Kirbychu's email tryout remade.
- Strong Sad's second line (Oh about 20 minutes.) is reference to The Luau, where he responds to Strong Bad in a similar fashion.