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Summary
We meat Liame and Negative. Negative builds a time machine.
LIGHTNING GUY: Time travel? The most used idea in all of fanstuff history?NAMINE: I don't think I've seen time travel be used as much as I've seen, say, space travel be used.Oh, come on!
RAIKU: Are you using salami or tuna?
SONG TITLE GAG: Busted - Year 3000
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, thank God. I thought you were talking about the Jonas BrothersNAMINE: Should I know who the Jonas Brothers are?
NOXIGAR: Eh, probably. I suspect these guys are just throwing another "popular-to-hate" media item into the fray for the sake of "easy" humour.rip-off.
RAIKU: Phew.NOXIGAR: "It's not as good as anything Rise Against the Machine makes, anyway."
PAGE TITLE: He told me he built a time machine
CHARACTERS: Liame, Negative, Sarette, Kirbychu, Person, Knight, Laughing People
PLACES:Liame's Basement, A spaceship, The Portal, 3000, 42 A.T, 1264
Transcript
{Open to Liame's basement. Liame is there and he is dancing to Hey Ya!}
LIGHTNING GUY: OK, what?
LIAME: Hey Ya rules. Just rules.
LIGHTNING GUY: Repeating everything you say fails. Just fails.
{The Door busts open. It is Negative.}
NEGATIVE:HEYLIAMEGUESSWHATLOLIAMSOEXITED
LIGHTNING GUY: HEYTALKINGINALLCAPSANDTOGETHERISN'TCOLLLOLNAMINE: Teach me how to motor mouth, then.
{Negative explodes}
LIGHTNING GUY: Man, I wish I saw that.
NEGATIVE: Okay. I have built a time machine. Completely untested.
LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, didn't you just explode? I was actually starting to like this for a second!
LIAME: Ummm... Completely untested? So you want me to test it?
NEGATIVE: GOSH HOW DID YOU GUESS.
LIGHTNING GUY: GOSH YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
Well, over to my house.
{Cut to Negative's space station. They step into the portal.}
LIAME: Cool I see a UFO!
LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this is so bad, not even commas want to associate with it.
NEGATIVE: Of course! It's the future!
{Cut to Sarette, running into Liame's basement carrying a toaster.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Please tell me she's going to finish them off.
SARETTE: I'm here, and I brought the toast-whoa, I'm in the wrong house. {walks around} Hello, anybody home? {notices time machine} Hey, nice toaster. Good thing I brought bread!
LIGHTNING GUY: How on earth could you forget where your own house was? Unless you are a really bad reader.NOXIGAR: I don't recall backdoors of houses automatically having words.
NAMINE: How come it's the backdoor?
NOXIGAR: The front door's the door typically with the number attached to it. Also, most urban houses typically follow a uniform architectural structure, which often explains why some suburbs also have houses which look ostensibly identical.
{Sarette presses the button, and teleports into the city below Negative's space station.}
SARETTE: Whoa...where am I? Hey, there isn't a road down here! There's just...a big barren land. Hey, all the people are up there! They're on...some sort of sky highway! With jet packs! Weird... {looks up and sees the space station} Aah! A UFO!
LIGHTNING GUY: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.NOXIGAR: That's pretty much her entire character trait?
LIAME: {charging up fire, in creepy voice} WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU AN ALIEN?
LIGHTNING GUY: Why is everyone talking in all caps today?
SARETTE: Well, are you an alien?
{Kirbychu falls from the sky, and lands on the space station with a thud.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Ow...
LIGHTNING GUY: OK, where did that thing come from?
SARETTE: Excuse me, but what the heck just pooped on your UFO?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {loudly} POOP!?! I'M NOT POOP, I'M KIRBYCHU HR'D!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: I don't see a difference. You both stink.NOXIGAR: Wouldn't it be I don't smell a difference?
SARETTE: ...Oh. My bad. But you sure look a heck of a lot like poop from five thousand miles away.
LIAME: He does look squishy. And cute.
LIGHTNING GUY: No, laughing baby is cute. That thing is a recolor. In other words, a nuisance to all life.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Can someone get me down!?! I'm on top of a space station for pete's sake!
LIGHTNING GUY: You could say please.
{Negative takes form of a Paragoomba and flies up, get Kirbychu, and go down. He turns normal after landing.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Ooh, form changy. Can you turn into me?
LIGHTNING GUY: Form changy? I can't comment on that so I won't offend the autisticNOXIGAR: "I will not make this joke to not offend x demographic of viewers" sounds like the most pretentious tripe I've ever heard and read.viewers.
NAMINE: I don't think that's helping your case against Lightning Guy at all, no matter how wrong he is.
{Negative does so.}
LIAME: Hey, one question, how are you all getting into the year 3000?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I casted a time warp spell and ended up here, but now I'm out of runes and can't get back...
LIGHTNING GUY: Casted? That is just plain bad grammar!NAMINE: You couldn't be any more wrong if you tried.
NEGATIVE: We just need to go inside my ship an-
{Negative's batteries run out}
LIGHTNING GUY: Finally! He's dead!
LIAME: DARNIT.
LIGHTNING GUY: SHUTIT.
We will be stuck here for a while.
SARETTE: Uh, what where we talking about before Kirbychu warped in again?
LIGHTNING GUY: What where? Who what where? Who what when where? Who what when where how?
LIAME: Look up. {FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE}
LIGHTNING GUY: Commenting on that obvious white text, stating that you broke the fourth wall is worse than actually breaking the fourth wall.
{Sarette looks up.}
SARETTE: Aah! No! Don't shoot me!
LIGHTNING GUY: Yes! Please do!NAMINE: This isn't giving Liame's work any favours whatsoever; however, Sarette is still the most likable character in this show. I wouldn't want her shot at all, really.
NEGATIVE: No, It's a projection I am showing you of after Kirbychu came here.
SARETTE: ...Oh. All of your functions look the same to me.
LIAME: Negative, I thought your batteries were out.
NEGATIVE: Oh yeah, I forgot.
LIGHTNING GUY: I wish that you all could see me facepalmingNAMINE: A talking lightning bolt can facepalm?right now.
NOXIGAR: If it has hands.
NAMINE: I've never seen JCM draw Lightning Guy with hands.
{Negative dies, well, not really.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Of course.
SARETTE: ...Well, seriously, are you aliens?
LIAME: I'm just a wizard. Negative, here, is an alien.
SARETTE: Uh, sorry for the random question, but what year is it, anyway?
LIAME: If you were paying attention, year 3000!
SARETTE: ...Oh. Do you, by any chance, have a toaster that will actually toast my bread and not send me to the year 3000?
LIGHTNING GUY: Does an actual store ring a bell?NOXIGAR: And if she can't reach the store? Then what?
LIAME: Negative has a built in toaster.
{Negative wakes up}
NEGATIVE: Somebody call my name?
LIGHTNING GUY: No, it was a dream, now die again.
LIAME: Yes, toast Sarette's bread.
{Sarette raises a slice of bread.}
SARETTE: Yay! I've been waiting to have that toast party for ages!
LIGHTNING GUY: Toast party? The only party of yours anyone would want to go to is your funeral.
LIAME: I get it! We traveled 992 years so you were waiting that long!
OFFSCREEN PERSON: NERD! HAHA!
LIGHTNING GUY: Was that me?
SARETTE: Wait...you came from 2008, too? You know, that toaster must be really defective.
LIAME: Of coarse we came from 2008. Now, a montage of us trying to get into the ship 50 feat up!
LIGHTNING GUY: You know, just because they used it on Homestar Runner doesn't mean it's great when anyone uses it.
{Year 3000 by busted plays. Cut to inside the ship after the song is over}
NEGATIVE: Okay, we have to go into the portal, and back to 2008.
{They step in, but they are warped to 24 A.T (after time)}
LIGHTNING GUY: A.T.? You people belong A.T. a mental hospital.{Short pause}
NOXIGAR: I don't get it.
LIAME: At least we are still in the ship. Tally-ho!
LIGHTNING GUY: Never say that again.
{They jump into the portal again and land in 2008. Cut to Sarette, still in 24 A.T.}
SARETTE: ...Great, just great. Now I'm stuck in 24 A.T.
LIGHTNING GUY: Is being stuck in a made-up time a reason to talk to yourself?
LIAME: {Yelling from outside the portal} THE PORTAL TO 2008 IS THERE STILL. JUMP IN, THE MICROSCOPIC ELECTRICAL MEGABYTES ARE FINE!
LIGHTNING GUY: You know, you can just yell like a normal human.
NEGATIVE: {Other side of portal} NERD!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, so that was you. I should've known.
SARETTE: FINE!
{Sarette jumps into the portal, but ends up in 1264. An army of knights approach her.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Are you kidding me?
KNIGHT: Halt, dark wizard! You have performed an act of witchcraft by utilizing teleportation! You shall be put to death!
LIGHTNING GUY: Hooray!
SARETTE: Oh. Oh dear.
{The knight takes off his mask and looks like... Liame?}
LIGHTNING GUY: Um, yeah. You're not supposed to end a description with a question mark. It's stupid and confusing.
LIAME: Haha, tricked you. We were all in 2008 ever since we got in the portal!
LIGHTNING GUY: So, the entire episode was a waste of time? You are a sick, twisted fellow.
{Laugh track is heard. It is Gasping People's brothers, Laughing People.}
NEGATIVE: Okay, we hated Gasping People, but Laughing People? COME ON!
LIGHTNING GUY: Those so-called people hate you, too.
{Credits play}
NAMINE: So... thoughts?
NOXIGAR: I saw this already a long while back while reading through Lightning Guy's Everything You Know Is Wrong riff. LG can be funny, but only about a few of his jokes here registered as funny.
