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You start at the front row seat at a baseball game. Your goal is The Concession Stand.
LIGHTNING GUY: What concession stand? A hot dog concession stand? A popcorn concession stand? Bubs' Concession Stand?
BOSS: Yug Noissecnoc
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, look, another backwards word! Why am I not surprised?NAMINE: Because that's the entire gimmick.
UNLOCKED POWER: Physicness
LIGHTNING GUY: Physicness. What's that? The the power of physics? No, wait, it can't be. This doesn't matter.
Cutscene
YOBNAF: I know I will catch a ball!
LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, Mr. Optimistic! Why don't you shove the ball you say you'll catch up your-NOXIGAR: Ass.
{Short pause.}
NOXIGAR: Nah, I understand it. I just have lost the ability to care about cursing.
NAMINE: I don't think you get the curse-cut-short technique of writing, do you?
{A ball comes out of nowhere. Yobnaf catches it.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, I'm sure the viewers learned an important lesson from that. Always trust nowhere for something.YOBNAF: Those powers the aliens gave me really kicked in! I'm physic! Say, I'm hungry.
LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, you're physic alright. Physically brain damaged.RANDOM GUY: I'M HUNGRY!
YOBNAF: He is SO stupid. OK, I will go now.
LIGHTNING GUY: He repeated what you said. And you call him stupid? Talk about hypocrisy. Wow, who knows, with these short cutscenes, this may end earlier than I thought. There is a God.NOXIGAR: Wait, wait, is this time to checkmate atheists again?
NAMINE: Nah, the hyperbole here's misused and not worth.
