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You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.
LIGHTNING GUY: Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat.NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure he could've just ended at the spelling correction. Now he's just being culturally insensitive over nomenclature.Are you saying we're going to travel through meat? That's sick!
NOXIGAR: If by sick you mean awesome...Don't you care about the vegetarian players?
NAMINE: I don't personally think it's as awesome as you might theorize it to be.
NOXIGAR: Yeah, it actually sounds uncool.
{Short pause}
BOSS: Tnahpele
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?
UNLOCKED POWER: Peanut Burp
LIGHTNING GUY: HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.
Cutscene
{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}
LIGHTNING GUY: Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day".NOXIGAR: It is.I thought so. What's it about?
NOXIGAR: It's a break-up song; that, or a rejection song. It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.Ways to travel other than by car?
YOBNAF: So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...
LIGHTNING GUY: How do those things come together at all?NAMINE: Have you never eaten out of boredom?
{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}
YOBNAF: I knew this was going to happen.
LIGHTNING GUY: Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.NOXIGAR: Wait, there was a pun?
