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NOXIGAR: Oh, nothing much. Just going through the motions of riffing The World's Most Curmudgeonly.
Transcript
{Open to Henry.}
HENRY: Tum-tee-tum-tee-tum-tee-dee!
{Suddenly, a crying, wailing noise is heard}
HENRY: Oh, dear.
{Quint runs in, sobbing and wailing and clutching his knee}
HENRY: Okay, okay, what happened?
QUINT: I WAS RUNNING, YEEEEEEAAAAAH, AND I TR-TRIIIIIPED, AND I GRAAAAAZED MY KNEEEEEEE!
{Quint cuddles Henry and begins sobbing even more}
HENRY: Oh, there there, don't worry. Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy?
QUINT:' I AAAAAAAAMMMM!
HENRY: Yes you are! Now, let's go get an ice-cream, eh?
{Quint immediatley stops crying}
QUINT: YES!
HENRY: Ah, one problem though, we are flying across the pacific ocean, miles away from civilisation.
{Short pause. Quint immediatley begins crying again. End}
'NOXIGAR: Once again I find myself to be the punchline, as otherwise there is none. No worries. I can go get an ice cream later, since I'm not the one trapped in a helicopter flying across the Pacific Ocean, miles away from civilization. Unfortunately, I am at a loss of ice cream since I did not get any from the grocery.
