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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Mad, Tony Stony, Several of Tony's children, Homsar, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Le'Raz, Pter
  
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'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Strong Bad's Basement, Homsar Reservation, Strong Sad's room, The Stick
  
 
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, presents. Whether it's a birthday present, a Decemberween present, or just any present in general...there are the ones that are bound to suck. Perhaps the worst present you've ever received was that goat for a face! Ooooh, burn! No, but in all serious, I've received some presents of suck. Like there was this one time-
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement where Strong Mad is holding his Tony Stony, and several other small rocks much like it, some with bows}''
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -where Strong Mad's rock had children...somehow...and he gave me some of the litter.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'RE THE FATHER! Take good care of them!
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'''ZAREL:''' Did you just speak without yelling?
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'''STRONG MAD:''' IT HAPPENS!
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'''ZAREL:''' I still don't get how this is scientifically possible.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or there was that one time when Homsar got me...well...let the flashback explain it.
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''{cut to the Homsar Reservation, Strong Bad is opening a box and inside are a pair of purple draconic legs, seemingly detached from something or someone}''
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'''ZAREL:''' Um...thank you...Homsar?
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'''HOMSAR:''' Daaaaaooon't worry about it; I brought you my highschool tap shoes! ''{Homsar's hat orbits Zarel}''
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'''ZAREL:''' Why would Homsar need tap shoes...better yet...what appears to be someone's legs...?
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''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, Zarel is standing by the door holding a book}''
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or there was that one time that Strong Sad gave me that book...
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'''STRONG SAD:''' It's a collection of poems by Edgar Allen Poe-
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{tosses it behind him}'' Deleted.
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''{SMACK}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' MEEEEEEEEEEHH!!
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...or that severe beating and face-gnawing I received from The Cheat and Strong Mad that day. There was also the time when my stupid cousin came by again to give me-
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''{Cut to The Stick with Zarel and Le'Raz, Le'Raz is holding a box in which Zarel pulls out...}''
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'''ZAREL:''' ...a potato?
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'''LE'RAZ:''' I was reading this thing and since your birthday is March 25, I was supposed to give you a potato as a present!
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'''ZAREL:''' Le'Raz, have you been doing those stupid birthday memes again? What kind of one has your name on it anyway?
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'''LE'RAZ:''' Oh, I may or may not have made it myself...
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''{Cut back to the Roomy-Vac Computer}''
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' But probably the worst gift I've received...the one I'd probably want ''you,'' Mr. Goatface, to shred every last inch off of...tha-
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''{There's a crash that knocks Zarel off the chair and onto the floor}''
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'''ZAREL:''' GAH! What's going on?! I don't want to lose the Roomy-Vac yet, it's only been one email!
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''{Pan out to see a car having crashed through it; driven by some purple pterodactyl looking...thing with a travel mug of coffee in his hand}''
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'''PTER:''' ''{rapidly, with eyes wide, one of which is twitching, and his fingers shaking on the wheel}'' Secret Service agents in scandal have been placed on leave! US Plains states hit by tornadoes! Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow!
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'''ZAREL:''' Who the crap are you? Why do you seem so familiar, like I had seen you in a flashback?
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'''PTER:''' ''{gets out of the car and grabs Zarel; It seems that he has no lower half of his body, nor any wings}'' The government is watching us, man! ''Watching us-'' ''{falls asleep, snoring}''
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'''ZAREL:''' Why do I feel like ''Foxx'' of all people knows this guy?
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''{The Paper}''
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''{after 5 seconds}''
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'''PTER:''' ''{snort}'' Elbow...surgery...
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==Easter Eggs==
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*Click on Pter's drool to see a chart much like [http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-birthday-scenario-game-video-game-edition1.jpg this one]
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<center><big><big>'''Le'Raz's Spectacular Birthday Game!'''</big></big>
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<br>
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'''January:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''February:''' Give a bunch of potatos to Strong Bad on the 4th (every other day it's Zarel)<br>
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'''March:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''April:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''May:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''June:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''That one month that sounds like June:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''August:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''September:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''October:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''November:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''December:''' Give a potato as a present to _____<br>
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'''1:''' my cousin, Zarel<br>
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'''2:''' my cousin, Zarel<br>
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'''3:''' my cousin, Zarel<br>
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'''4:''' Strong Bad<br>
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'''5-the rest:''' my cousin, Zarel<br>
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</center></blockquote>
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==Fun Facts==
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*Look who's back!
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**Pter spouts out random headlines I found on Google News.

Revision as of 19:52, 14 April 2012

Zarel E-Mail #26

Zarel is asked about the worst present he's ever recieved.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Strong Mad, Tony Stony, Several of Tony's children, Homsar, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Le'Raz, Pter

Places: The Roomy-Vac, Strong Bad's Basement, Homsar Reservation, Strong Sad's room, The Stick

Transcript

ZAREL: Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own email.

subj: worst present

Dear Zarel wanna cracker,
What was the worst present you ever gotten?
Send it to me and I'll shred it.
I'm a forty-two-year old goat-face and I LOVE SHREDDING!
From Goat-face!

ZAREL: {typing} Ah, presents. Whether it's a birthday present, a Decemberween present, or just any present in general...there are the ones that are bound to suck. Perhaps the worst present you've ever received was that goat for a face! Ooooh, burn! No, but in all serious, I've received some presents of suck. Like there was this one time-

{Cut to Strong Bad's basement where Strong Mad is holding his Tony Stony, and several other small rocks much like it, some with bows}

ZAREL: {voiceover} -where Strong Mad's rock had children...somehow...and he gave me some of the litter.

STRONG MAD: YOU'RE THE FATHER! Take good care of them!

ZAREL: Did you just speak without yelling?

STRONG MAD: IT HAPPENS!

ZAREL: I still don't get how this is scientifically possible.

STRONG MAD: IT'S THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!

ZAREL: {voiceover} Or there was that one time when Homsar got me...well...let the flashback explain it.

{cut to the Homsar Reservation, Strong Bad is opening a box and inside are a pair of purple draconic legs, seemingly detached from something or someone}

ZAREL: Um...thank you...Homsar?

HOMSAR: Daaaaaooon't worry about it; I brought you my highschool tap shoes! {Homsar's hat orbits Zarel}

ZAREL: Why would Homsar need tap shoes...better yet...what appears to be someone's legs...?

{Cut to Strong Sad's room, Zarel is standing by the door holding a book}

ZAREL: {voiceover} Or there was that one time that Strong Sad gave me that book...

STRONG SAD: It's a collection of poems by Edgar Allen Poe-

ZAREL: {tosses it behind him} Deleted.

{SMACK}

THE CHEAT: {offscreen} MEEEEEEEEEEHH!!

ZAREL: {voiceover} ...or that severe beating and face-gnawing I received from The Cheat and Strong Mad that day. There was also the time when my stupid cousin came by again to give me-

{Cut to The Stick with Zarel and Le'Raz, Le'Raz is holding a box in which Zarel pulls out...}

ZAREL: ...a potato?

LE'RAZ: I was reading this thing and since your birthday is March 25, I was supposed to give you a potato as a present!

ZAREL: Le'Raz, have you been doing those stupid birthday memes again? What kind of one has your name on it anyway?

LE'RAZ: Oh, I may or may not have made it myself...

{Cut back to the Roomy-Vac Computer}

ZAREL: {typing} But probably the worst gift I've received...the one I'd probably want you, Mr. Goatface, to shred every last inch off of...tha-

{There's a crash that knocks Zarel off the chair and onto the floor}

ZAREL: GAH! What's going on?! I don't want to lose the Roomy-Vac yet, it's only been one email!

{Pan out to see a car having crashed through it; driven by some purple pterodactyl looking...thing with a travel mug of coffee in his hand}

PTER: {rapidly, with eyes wide, one of which is twitching, and his fingers shaking on the wheel} Secret Service agents in scandal have been placed on leave! US Plains states hit by tornadoes! Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow!

ZAREL: Who the crap are you? Why do you seem so familiar, like I had seen you in a flashback?

PTER: {gets out of the car and grabs Zarel; It seems that he has no lower half of his body, nor any wings} The government is watching us, man! Watching us- {falls asleep, snoring}

ZAREL: Why do I feel like Foxx of all people knows this guy?

{The Paper}

{after 5 seconds}

PTER: {snort} Elbow...surgery...

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Pter's drool to see a chart much like this one
Le'Raz's Spectacular Birthday Game!


January: Give a potato as a present to _____
February: Give a bunch of potatos to Strong Bad on the 4th (every other day it's Zarel)
March: Give a potato as a present to _____
April: Give a potato as a present to _____
May: Give a potato as a present to _____
June: Give a potato as a present to _____
That one month that sounds like June: Give a potato as a present to _____
August: Give a potato as a present to _____
September: Give a potato as a present to _____
October: Give a potato as a present to _____
November: Give a potato as a present to _____
December: Give a potato as a present to _____

1: my cousin, Zarel
2: my cousin, Zarel
3: my cousin, Zarel
4: Strong Bad
5-the rest: my cousin, Zarel

Fun Facts

  • Look who's back!
    • Pter spouts out random headlines I found on Google News.
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