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Difference between revisions of "Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/jlammy"
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the e-mail. It's crazy cool. | the e-mail. It's crazy cool. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hey come on down to aruseus' discount email wareshop i'm just crazy about these emails i got so many godamn emails i'm givin em away for free come on down</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote class="email"> | <blockquote class="email"> | ||
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| − | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare. | + | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' YEAH YOU TELL EM, ARUSEUS DON'T PULL NO PUNCHES GO RIGHT FOR DA JUGULAR </blockquote> | ||
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| + | or IHPG, I'll accept your dare. | ||
''{Aruseus gets'' | ''{Aruseus gets'' | ||
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''up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}'' | ''up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to the mini fridge to get more tacos and then he's exhausted}''</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, | '''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. | ||
| − | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.</blockquote> | + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' I think the plane exploded before it ever got a chance to leave the runway</blockquote> |
Wait! I have a plan! | Wait! I have a plan! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five! | '''STRONG BAD:''' High-five! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh hey Strong Bad! Almost forgot you were here! hehe easy to do when you're shoehorned in at the last minute you know? hahaha</blockquote> | ||
''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}'' | ''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}'' | ||
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'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time! | '''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time! | ||
| − | <blockquote class="mt3k">'''SKUB:''' NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.</blockquote> | + | <blockquote class="mt3k">'''SKUB:''' NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' maybe it's foreshadowing and inner aruseus comes to ''kill everyone wow''</blockquote> |
''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}'' | ''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}'' | ||
| − | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times. | + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' weren't we just at the lappy</blockquote> |
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| + | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''heHE SPELLED THE NAME WRONG GET IP'''</blockquote> | ||
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| + | I said jlammy 100 times. | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh ''the'' lyle</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi | '''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi | ||
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ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito! | ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <big>'''how random'''</big></blockquote> | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS! | '''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's like the plane actually embedded itself into the ground it crashed so hard</blockquote> | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail". | *Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail". | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' but if you didn't know that you must be the baka king</blockquote> | ||
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*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date. | *This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date. | ||
*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses. | *1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses. | ||
*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]] | *"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]] | ||
| − | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH'''''</blockquote> | + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH'''''<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' aw poor skub</blockquote> |
*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape | *Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' these are the kinds of references I look for in my <s>furry</s> homestar fan fiction</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:11, 24 August 2011
Aruseus gets a dare.
SKUB: I dare you to drown.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad {easter egg}}
Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: January 4th, 2007
SKUB: Jesus--these things are relics! I almost feel bad about making fun of these but then I remember who made these and I'm suddenly really okay with it.
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I'm all about
SKUB: fox dong
the e-mail. It's crazy cool.
NACHOMAN: hey come on down to aruseus' discount email wareshop i'm just crazy about these emails i got so many godamn emails i'm givin em away for free come on down
subject: jlammyaruseus
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
JLAMMY MAN
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar,
NACHOMAN: YEAH YOU TELL EM, ARUSEUS DON'T PULL NO PUNCHES GO RIGHT FOR DA JUGULAR
or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.
{Aruseus gets
SKUB: kicked in the back of the knees
up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}
NACHOMAN: {to the mini fridge to get more tacos and then he's exhausted}
ARUSEUS: Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,
{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}
A few minutes later...
ARUSEUS: {panting} jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this.
SKUB: It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.
NACHOMAN: I think the plane exploded before it ever got a chance to leave the runway
Wait! I have a plan!
{Aruseus types onscreen}
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com
ARUSEUS: Perfect plan.
SKUB: cop-out
STRONG BAD: High-five!
NACHOMAN: Oh hey Strong Bad! Almost forgot you were here! hehe easy to do when you're shoehorned in at the last minute you know? hahaha
{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}
INNER ARUSEUS: CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
SKUB: NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.
NACHOMAN: maybe it's foreshadowing and inner aruseus comes to kill everyone wow
{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}
NACHOMAN: weren't we just at the lappy
ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you have it, Jiblamy.
NACHOMAN: heHE SPELLED THE NAME WRONG GET IP
I said jlammy 100 times.
LYLE: {Offscreen, The Cheat noises}
NACHOMAN: oh the lyle
ARUSEUS: I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi
SKUB: COUGH COUG COUGH COUGH
ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito!
NACHOMAN: how random
LYLE: {Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!
LYLE: {screams, Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zip
SKUB: SCOUGH COUGH SCREAM
py what he deserv-
{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}
TOM: {offscreen} AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!
NACHOMAN: it's like the plane actually embedded itself into the ground it crashed so hard
LYLE: {The Cheat noises}
TOM: LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!
LYLE: {depressed The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!
TOM: THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room}
STRONG SAD: Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...
SKUB: This funny joke
Fun Facts
- Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
NACHOMAN: but if you didn't know that you must be the baka king
- This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
- 1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
- "Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email this is war.
SKUB: COUGH
NACHOMAN: aw poor skub
- Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape
NACHOMAN: these are the kinds of references I look for in myfurryhomestar fan fiction
