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'''summary:''' Barry Bird winks at a frenchman.
 
'''summary:''' Barry Bird winks at a frenchman.
  
'''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Frenchman
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'''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo
  
 
'''Scene:''' Computer Room
 
'''Scene:''' Computer Room
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'''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye.
 
'''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye.
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''{scene cuts to the living room}''
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'''BARRY:''' Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games.
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'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{comes in the screen}'' Oh hell no, what are you doing?!
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'''BARRY:''' Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
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'''BOSS BOO:''' Okay, I want you to get-
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'''BARRY:''' Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock.
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'''BOSS BOO:''' Mrs. who now?
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'''BARRY:''' Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you?
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'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{sighs}'' Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED!
  
 
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Revision as of 18:08, 11 June 2011

summary: Barry Bird winks at a frenchman.

CAST: Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo

Scene: Computer Room

Page Title: Compyman

Date: June 10, 2011

Transcript

BARRY: {while typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} Well looky here, got an email to catch.

Subject: NO

Stop winking at me, you oversexed frenchman!
Mrs. Peacock

BARRY: {types} wait, who's a frenchman? In fact, what's a frenchman?

FRENCHMAN: {comes in the screen} Who are you talk about zee frenchman, Jerry Lewis?

BARRY: Um, hi? I was about to get back to work.

FRENCHMAN: Have you been using the email like a dog?

BARRY: No, why?

FRENCHMAN: because you've been talking crap about zee internet und zee lives of us.

BARRY: First of all, you have a French accent. I mean, really, can you at least talk clearly. Second of all, how am I talking crap to "zee" internet?

FRENCHMAN: Because you are zee bad boy on zee internet!

BARRY: Um, is that sex talk or is this an insult?

FRENCHMAN: It does not matter, zee life of breadstick is counting on ye.

BARRY: Please get away from me. {runs away out of the screen}

FRENCHMAN: Come back. I want to talk to ye.

{scene cuts to the living room}

BARRY: Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games.

BOSS BOO: {comes in the screen} Oh hell no, what are you doing?!

BARRY: Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

BOSS BOO: Okay, I want you to get-

BARRY: Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock.

BOSS BOO: Mrs. who now?

BARRY: Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you?

BOSS BOO: {sighs} Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED!

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