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Latest revision as of 19:02, 18 April 2011

here it is

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I art robot

Stranger: hii :)

Stranger: here 17 f czech

You: GREETINGS.

Stranger: how about u?

You: I AM 25.

You: I AM MALE.

You: I AM FROM LONDON, ENGLAND.

Stranger: how it's there? xD

You: COLD.

You: WET.

You: DEPRESSING.

Stranger: yyour name?

You: I AM RICHARD.

Stranger: im Sian

You: HELLO SIAN.

Stranger: nice to meet you.

You: IT IS SOMEWHAT EXCITING TO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR EXISTANCE AS WELL

Stranger: xD

Stranger: wanna cam?

You: NO THANK YOU.

Stranger: my name Sian4girly

You: I AM ALLERGIC, YOU SEE.

Stranger: its my profile

Stranger: http://bit.ly/gbUk5m

You: NO THANK YOU.

Stranger: add me there

You: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SHOES?

You: I HAVE A VAST COLLECTION OF SHOES Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think this guy plays resident evil

You: heyy

Stranger: my damned shells

Stranger: I'm so low

Stranger: What is OP?

You: Original post?

You: Orange Peel?

Stranger: NOOOO!!!

Stranger: I'm so sorry.

You: Oh, sorry :/

Stranger: You're one of them.

You: Doctor who?

Stranger: ZOOOOOOMBIE

Stranger: BOOM

Stranger: BOOM

You: Zoey?

Stranger: RATATAATATATATA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this guy is great

You: HEY BUSTER

Stranger: OMFG YOUR ON FIRE

You: OH SHIT I AM

Stranger: AHHHHH!

You: SHIT DON'T JUST STAND THERE

You: CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE

Stranger: STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Stranger: QUICK!

You: IT AIN'T WORKING

Stranger: *drinks some water* KEEP DOING IT

You: OKAY OKAY

You: I'M GOOD BUT NOW THE FLOOR'S BURNING

Stranger: hey, you thirsty?

Stranger: AHHH! OMFG

Stranger: IM ON FIRE NOW

You: SHIT MAN

You: MAYBE YOU NEED SOME SHOES

Stranger: I HAVE SHOES ON

Stranger: THERE UGGS.

Stranger: AHH

Stranger: *drinks some more water* FUCK FUCK FUCK

You: WE NEED BETTER SHOES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO NOT DIE

Stranger: LETS GO TO PAYLESS REAL QUICK!

You: OKAY COOL

Stranger: ALRIGHT.

You: *casually walks out*

Stranger: *casully fallows*

Stranger: *walks in payless*

Stranger: hey dude, you like these buz lightyear light up ones?

You: yeah man they're pretty cool. How 'bout the darth vader ones?

Stranger: oh shit man, thoose are awesome. Alright lets go cheak out

Stranger: *puts shoes on counter*

You: we gotta get your feet measured man

Stranger: oh shit. forgot about that, thanks buss

Stranger: *boss

Stranger: HOLY SHIT WAIT

Stranger: WERE STILL ON FIRE!

You: OH YEAH SHIT

You: FUCK

Stranger: FUCK!

Stranger: fuckedy fuck fuck!

You: I THINK I HAVE THE AWNSER

Stranger: WHAT!?!?/

You: WE COVER YOU IN CATS

Stranger: IM ALLERGIC IN CATS

Stranger: *TO

You: AW FUCK MAN YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Stranger: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WILL DOGS WORK?!?!?

You: THEY CAN ONLY PREVENT THE INFECTION (!?)

Stranger: the infection... dude wtf?

You: THE INFECTION OF FIRE

Stranger: OH SHIT

You: OKAY LET'S THINK OF SOME PRACTICAL USES FOR YOUR FIRE

You: MARSHMALLOW ROAST?!

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: WIN

Stranger: WERE DO WE GET THE MARSHMELLOWS

You: I DON'T KNOW MAN

Stranger: DOES PAYLESS HAVE MARSHMELLOWS

You: IT DEPENDS, IS IT THURSDAY?

Stranger: FUCK, NO ITS MONDAY

You: SHIT

Stranger: WERE GUNNA DIE MAN

You: THEY ONLY GIVE MARSHALADES OUT ON THURSDAYS

You: WE ARE MAN WE ARE

Stranger: AWWH SHIT

You: WAI

You: LET'S ASK FATTY DANZ

Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS FATTY DANZ

You: THE GUY WHO SELLS REALLY OLD CARS

Stranger: OH

Stranger: ALRIGHT

Stranger: LETS ASK HIM

You: SHIT WHAT DOES HE DO AGAIN

Stranger: FUCK I FORGET

You: DAYUM

You: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNERS

Stranger: FUCK MY LIFE.

You: SERIOUSLY MAN

You: ANY MORE IDEAS?!

Stranger: UH, HOW BOUT WE SET THE WORKERS ON FIRE!?!?!

WE CAN WATCH THEM SUFFER

You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA

Stranger: ALRIGHT LETS DO IT

You: *sets the worker (Talon Jendro) on fire*

Stranger: *walks over to the cashier and sets him on fire*

Stranger: YEAH BITCH DIE

Stranger: BUUUURN BABY BURN!

You: HEHEHEHEHE

You: IT'S ALOT MORE FUN WHEN IT'S NOT YOU

You: WAIT SHIT

Stranger: omg, dude i love you. please marry me

Stranger: OMG WHAT

You: THEY GET EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT

You: THEY CAN GET SHOES EASILY

Stranger: LETS JUST STEAL THEIR IDENTIES

You: OH COOL

Stranger: OR LETS STEAL THE SHOES

You: I CALL THE DARTH VADER LIGHT-UPD

Stranger: FUCK, OK I CALL THE DORA LIGHT UP!

You: COOL

You: CHEESE IT MAN

Stranger: CHEEZE ITS AND RICE!?!?

You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BALANCED BREAKFAST

Stranger: ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD

You: OKAY LET'S EAT

Stranger: LETS DO TI

You: WHAT'S ON TV

Stranger: SPONGEBOB

Stranger: OR PORN

You: WHAT ABOUT SPONGEPORN

Stranger: YES.

You: IT'S TWO KITCHEN SPONGES FUCKING

Stranger: I LOVE FUCKING... AND SPONGES

You: DUDE THIS CHEEZRICE IS FUCKING GOOD

Stranger: I KNOW!

You: wait could you pass a spoon please

Stranger: yeah here ya go

You: thanks man.

You: I'M GONNA EAT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

Stranger: YAH ME TO

You: DSADDASIDGAHGFD

You: I'M CHOKING

Stranger: akdhsakljhsakjdhakjsd

You: DSFF

You: DHFJDHCALLDJISHDHTHESDHKSDTVREPAIRMAN

Stranger: dskfjhskdhfksdjhfsd im not

You: Oh cool then.

You: THIS SHOW IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

Stranger: fuck yes.

Stranger: dude, i love you. please me

Stranger: like legit

You: sure

Stranger: YOU;LL MARRY ME!?!?! ;D

You: YES

You: LET US EXCHANGE HOT STEAMING LOADS AS RINGS

Stranger: wait how hold are you

You: 19 OR SOMETHING

Stranger: *how old

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: im 18

You: GREAT.

Stranger: greatness

Stranger: from where

You: The English city of London.

Stranger: im from the american city of america<3

You: thats my favourite town

Stranger: <3

Stranger: dude, i gotta go :(

You: Sadness

You: Have a good breakfast

Stranger: i will have a great breakfast thank you

You: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.