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{Open: A gameshow studio. Sephiroth in at the middle, wearing a snappy suit and holding flash cards, and beside him are JCM, Brooksie, and Nachoman. The theme plays and Sephiroth starts talking.}
SEPHIROTH: Hello all, and welcome to the Twitter King of the WUW! The contestants for this show are: Nachoman, Brooksie, and our all time favourite, JCM.
{The audience claps}
SEPHIROTH: Alright, we'll jump straight in.. Who's tweet is this?
I'm spending my Friday night reading speeches by Ronald Reagan for pleasure. There is no end to my awesomeness.
BROOKSIE: I don't know, but he sounds sexy.
NACHOMAN: Noid?
SEPHIROTH: Sorry, but it was Brooksie.
BROOKSIE: SCANDAL!!!!!
SEPHIROTH: Next..
NACHOMAN: More like Brooks the perv!
BROOKSIE: BOO!!!!
SEPHIROTH: Here's the next one.
AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BELIIIEVE THEM
NACHOMAN: Noid!
BROOKSIE: That's so Noid!
SEPHIROTH: Nachoman's correct! 10 points! Brooksie's too late.
BROOKSIE: but.. But he didn't use a proper sentence!
NACHOMAN: You didn't use a proper... YOU'RE GAY.
BROOKSIE: HOMOPHOBE!! -20 points!
SEPHIROTH: I am the host here. Next.
If I see one more DeviantArt submission with the same goddamn dopey wide-eyed :D-mouthed grin I swear to god I am buying a rifle and shot it
NACHOMAN: SkullB.
SEPHIROTH: 10 points. Nacho is at the lead with 20. Everyone else is tied with 0.
JCM: Guys?
BROOKSIE: But he lost 20 points, remember? Right?!
SEPHIROTH: Next!
bohemian rhapsody is a great song
BROOKSIE: You!
SEPHIROTH: Wrong. Minus 10.
NACHOMAN: Nachoman.
SEPHIROTH: Correct. 10 points
BROOKSIE: poopbuttpoopthisgameihateitpoopbuttiquit
SEPHIROTH: Nacho is at the lead with 30, Brooksie last with -10. Next!
If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose!
BROOKSIE: Badstar?
SEPHIROTH: Wrong. -10.
JCM: GUYS?!
NACHOMAN: I don't know.
SEPHIROTH: It was Bell.
BROOKSIE: WHAT?! NACHO SHOULD LOSE POINTS! HE COULDN'T ANSWER IT! ....Lightning round can be 50 points, right?
SEPHIROTH: sure why not
JCM: GUYS?!!!! Anyone listening?!
SEPHIROTH: This will win it all!
It's official: Heading to Copenhagen on Dec. 9 to participate in the UN Climate Change Conference. Read more about it: http://bit.ly/4xn1X6
NACHOMAN: Obama!
BROOKSIE: Al gore?
SEPHIROTH: ...NACHO WINS AT 80 POINTS!! JCM IS SECOND WITH 0!! AND BROOKSIE LOSES WITH -20!!
BROOKSIE: THIS GAME IS UNFAIR.
NACHOMAN: Brooks isn't that smart.
SEPHIROTH: Nacho the twitter king of the WUW!
BROOKSIE: no this is wrong i have the most twitter influence it should be me i win
NACHOMAN: God you're such a sore loser
JCM: GOSH GUYS LISTEN TO ME!! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
SEPHIROTH: shutup jicem. Anyway, Thanks for watching, and we hope you have a great day!
BROOKSIE: you guys are jerks
JCM: Check this shiz out 
i am trippin balls
