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NOTE: This Guide if for Humor Only, and it's not recommended for real.

Intro

So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!

Different Kinds of Trolls.

Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.

Vandal

These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity, or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.

Impersonators

These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon chracter. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike.

Page-Movers

These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.

Sock-Puppets

These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.

Bots

One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.

Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc

NSMC

One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.

H*Bad

An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.

Stewie

Famous Sockpuppet Troll. As funny as his namesake.

Enemies

As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.

Users

The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.

Sysops

These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.

Reservists

A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.

Bureaucrats

RUN.

Yes. One Word. Run.

Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.

Proprietors

Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them.