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NOTE: This Guide is for Humor Only, and it's not recommended for real.

Intro

So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!

Different Kinds of Trolls.

Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.

Vandal

These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.

Impersonators

These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon character. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike. And due to their trustfulness, It's likely that they'll only be blocked for a short time, and Unblocked again, if blocked again. And when they do get blocked, they'll always be likely to come back.

Page-Movers

These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.

Sock-Puppets

These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.

Bots

One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.

Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc

All trolls need a Celebrity Role model, so this section is where you turn to. These trolls are here, do to their: Courage, Bravery, Annoyingness, and their skills to stay.

NSMC

One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.

H*Bad

An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.

Stewie

Famous Sockpuppet Troll. As funny as his namesake.

Shut Up.

A kind of neutral troll, as he usually only vandalizes pages, with the words Shut Up. Could use more effort.

Mr. Profanity

A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold.

Tri- INSERT NUMBER HERE

WUW's very first original troll. Contributed with Page moving, and also reviewed this guide himself, complimenting it. Also, a proud owner, and user of this very useful guide, to trolling.

Enemies

As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.

Users

The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.

Sysops

These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.

Reservists

A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.

Bureaucrats

RUN.

Yes. One Word. Run.

Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.

Proprietors

Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P.

Notable Names

Super Sam

Stop one on this terrible tour through your internet villain demise includes Super Sam. He'll block you right away and relentlessly.

Lunar Jesters

If you've ever seen such a more dangerous sysop, you're on Prauge Wikipedia. He'll stop at NOTHING to take you down. Make enemies and kiss your I.P. Address goodbye.

JoeyDay

This is not good. He'll block you so fast, so quickly, you'll have no ability to touch the "Save Page button after the first time you've vandalized a page. However, chances of encountering him are extremely rare.

Honorable Mentions

Bluebry

He currently only has blocking powers on here, but he still knows when to deliver on the hurt.

Znex

Like a lone gunner, Znex will ban you for a nonsensically serious amount of time. One time he blocked a vandal for 1234 days. It's still not a good idea to mess with him.

Rumor Mill

BANHAMMER

Rumor has it that the creator of Wikipedia is well aware of the vandal threat. At first he thought it wouldn't be too bad, so he gave people moderator and up blocking powers. But since it has so epicly grown, he's really decided to take it to the next level, and create A complete vandal destruction program called "BANHAMMER". This program will not only block you, but it will lock your I.P. Address, and you shall be sentenced to never be able to edit the wiki again, and in extreme cases at its prime, it shall prevent you from even looking at the wiki. The most famous victim of this weapon is H*Bad.

Notable Wikis

You want to vandalize the wikis, but have no clues which Wikis to Vandalize? Well, here you go!

HRWiki

A Dumb wiki full of weirdos, who actually research things about that dumb cartoon Homestar Runner, and putting it on there. This place is a great place to vandalize. Plus, it'll do them a favour. They need to get a life.

HRFWiki

What's worse than the Nerds at the HRWiki, eh? ......The Fanstuff Freaks. The nerds at HRWiki only researched stuff about Homestar Runner. These guys actually create stuff about it. These guys do crap like, drawing pictures a 5 year old can do better, and even writing little stories that no one, except for the creator reads. Vandalizing this Wiki, gives them something better to do, in which you can make things worse for them, by intimidating them.

Wikipedia

They believe that knowledge is power, don't they? However, in this case, if Knowledge is power, what would Vandalism be? It would be more than power, it would be a form of art. Wikipedia is an ugly little web site, full of useless crap, that no one cares about. I think that you oughta paint it. Paint it with beautiful Vandalism, and make it worthwhile to look at.

However, this site is full of Admins, and Bots, so be careful. However, it is busy, so you could probably get away with Defacing some pages, and then swearing innocence if you get caught. It's a good idea to be an I.P. Edit, so you can blend in with the crowd.

Wiki User Wiki

Oh come on! You must be kidding me! Since they decided it wasn't enough for the HRFWiki losers to make crap, they had to make one so they could make crap about themselves. This one you have to be extra careful of, as a handful of normal losers were chosen to stop you in your tracks.

Disclaimer

If you used this guide, and got blocked, please regard it's none of my business. Also, no refunds. You paid money for it, you ain't getting it back. If you plan to get it back, you really are an idiot, as right now, I'm boarding my plane, to start my new life in Hawaii, which I used your money for. So tough luck, losers! {Runs off.}