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Synopsis

The day after the heist.

Transcript

{Open to Chaos, Lex, Garfield, Tracy, Headwiz, and Virgil sitting at a table at Katyusha's, which is covered with several plates and bowls with an assortment of pierogies, sausages, cabbage rolls, borscht, schnitzel, and latkes.}

HEADWIZ: Man, this stuff is really fuckin' good! If I knew you lived here, I would've actually visited you guys.

GARFIELD: Technically, we live above it, but-...

HEADWIZ: Yeah, yeah, I know. Still, though. I haven't had cabbage rolls this good since my dad used to make 'em for me when I was a kid.

CHAOS: Lex and I have finished counting the bills, along with the money that Headwiz managed to siphon from the bank account. Splitting it evenly, we will all be getting around $400,000 each.

{Garfield does a spit-take, covering Tracy in borscht.}

TRACY: Ugh, thanks Garfield!

GARFIELD: Sorry about that. Four-hundred grand? Are you serious?

CHAOS: Yep. We managed to grab around $2.4 million from the fundraiser alone. We got that D'Arque guy good.

LEX: Ya all gotta remember to stay low for the next few months. Don't arouse any suspicions, ya?

{Garfield, Tracy, and Virgil all nod.}

VIRGIL: Got it, man. Say, what do y'all plan on doin' with your cuts?

CHAOS: I don't know, yet. I'm thinking that I could find my own place to live.

LEX: What? Don't ya like living with me and Garf?

CHAOS: I'd like to have my own bedroom, to be honest!

LEX: That's fair. I don't know what I wanna do with my money, either. Perhaps I'll buy a bar of chocolate, or somethin'.

TRACY: Dude... you can do that anyway. Chocolate doesn't cost-...

{Chaos places his hand on Tracy's wrist and leans forward.}

CHAOS: Don't bother telling him this stuff, he doesn't get it. Let him have this.

{Tracy looks confused as Chaos backs away.}

HEADWIZ: I'm gonna send most of the money back to my mom. She needs it more than I do.

VIRGIL: Yeah, same. Well, gonna divide it between my family, the community, my lil sis' college fund...

TRACY: I'm just surprised at how smoothly this went. Nobody got hurt from this whatsoever!

{Cut to Leigh, who is being interrogated by Xavier D'Arque in Jacqueline Rosenberg's office. Standing next to Xavier is Jacqueline with her arms crossed, and standing behind Leigh is Stephanie and Dahn. Xavier slams his fists on the table.}

XAVIER: THE FUCKING VILLAGE PEOPLE? DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT?

DAHN: Nah man, witnesses did say that they looked kinda like the village-

XAVIER: CRAM IT, I'M TALKING HERE!

{Dahn squeals as Xavier stands up from the chair and sits on the desk, getting close to Leigh.}

XAVIER: So lemme get this straight. You lost your keycard, found the thieves, who looked like the Village People, and then got knocked out and shoved into a toilet cubicle?

LEIGH: Th-th-that is what happened... sir...

{Xavier turns to Jacqueline.}

XAVIER: I cannot believe you would hire somebody so useless as to let a bunch of fucking thieves steal my money!

JACQUELINE: Yelling at me is not going to make this any better.

STEPHANIE: And to be fair, it's not like he's equipped to deal with such a thing. That's more the job of the security guards.

XAVIER: I don't give a fuck! He is... or was an employee of this company, and he fucked up.

LEIGH: I'm- I'm sorry... I-...

XAVIER: You will be sorry, alright. You're fired!

LEIGH: You can't fire me! You don't even work here!

XAVIER: Oh, but I do, dirt elf. I work for this entire city, and this entire fucking state! It cost a lot of money to do this and shit hit the fan. Now I'm drawing blood. Get the fuck out.

{Leigh looks at Jacqueline for affirmation, but she just shakes her head and sighs.}

JACQUELINE: If we keep you, this will really bad on the company, and I cannot allow that. I'm letting you go, Leigh. I'm sorry.

{Leigh sighs before cracking a small smile.}

LEIGH: At least I broke my one week limit, huh?

{Jacqueline sighs. Leigh stands up and walks out of the office, looking defeated. Both Jacqueline and Stephanie look somewhat remorseful, while Xavier is wearing a shit-eating grin. Dahn looks concerned, but is keeping his mouth shut. Cut to the building's foyer. Leigh walks out of the main elevators, and is immediately greeted by Gordon, who is wearing a large smile on his face.}

GORDON: EY, FUTURE EMPLOYEE OF TH' MONTH, WHAT'S...

{Gordon sees Leigh, looking defeated.}

GORDON: ...up, mate? Are ya a'ight? Anythin' you'd like t'talk aboot?

LEIGH: Goodbye, Gord. Those were two really good weeks, eh?

{Gordon goes to put his arm around Leigh, but Leigh avoids him and walks out of the doors. He sees Jules on the other end of the street, who whistles and waves at him. He ignores him as he sadly roller skates home. Some time passes by, before a black car passes by Leigh. The front window rolls down to reveal a half-gold, half-black dragon operating the vehicle.}

??????: I heard about what happened.

LEIGH: Go away.

??????: I understand that D'Arque was abusive to you? One of my employees has been causing quite a stir and told me about a human who was fanatical about drow culture.

{Leigh cocks a brow.}

LEIGH: Someone actually thinks I'm a human?

{The dragon looks Leigh up and down.}

??????: I'm concerned for my subordinate's sanity.

LEIGH: Why are you talking to me of all humans, though?

??????: Because one of your friends, an Orc, is also tweeting about it right now. I have sent my subordinate's brass to interact with him.

LEIGH: All this trouble, over me?

??????: I understand you're not in the best of moods. But I, Xiorno, the Duke of Oil and Time, am here to assist you.

{A business card is given to Leigh.}