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This starts at a Green Day concert's parking lot. The goal is Backstage

LIGHTNING GUY: What the heck is Green Day?

NOXIGAR: Get out you fuckin' normie

NAMINE: Isn't it prep?
NOXIGAR: Nah, it's apparently normie now.

NAMINE: Nouns sure do change.

Is that some kind of an environmental thingy? And why would they have a concert? So they can sing about the beauty of plants?

BOSS:Draugydob

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this one sounds more fierce than the lest

NOXIGAR: last

one.

UNLOCKED POWER: Flying

LIGHTNING GUY: {singing} I believe I can {stops} Oh, give me a break.

NAMINE: I thought that joke was funny. You could've sung more of the song, and then could've been amusing.

Cutscene

{It is at a Green Day concert. There are screaming fans.}

LIGHTNING GUY: So, simple, yet, so unimaginable. Probably the screaming fans part.

NAMINE: On what world would screaming Green Day fans be unimaginable?

YOBNAF:WOO!

{Yobnaf gets on stage. A man throws him off. When he is thrown off, he starts flying.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, what kind of idiot

NOXIGAR: An American idiot

would do something like that? Just crawl on the stage

NAMINE: There's a backstage.

while there are people singing on it? He's lucky he wasn't shot then given a restraining order.

NOXIGAR: I like how Lightning Guy thinks that's a logical jump to make.

YOBNAF: The aliens did well! I could fly! Oh no! The parking lot!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, now you know what the aliens did. About dang time.

NAMINE: It's only about a Chapter in, and about a couple minutes of reading time tops.

And, seriously, are you some kind of exclamation maniac? It's just a freaking parking lot.

{Lands on the concrete}

YOBNAF: Uhhhh... Ow!

LIGHTNING GUY: Uhhhh...are you hurt or something? Or were you not able to scream in pain because of all that idiot drool in your mouth? So, this was another short cutscene. With another unsatisfying cliffhanger. I hope this doesn't become a habit or I'll have to kill myself.

NOXIGAR: This is not a thing to attempt your own life over.

NAMINE: He's a being which emerges from clouds when air pressure's too much in the atmosphere. His lifespan's pretty short anyway.
{Short pause}

NOXIGAR: This is true.