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| + | ''{Noxigar travels, by foot, north across the Wikihood Manor's street to a series of houses on the other side.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' ''{thinking}'' Now which one is the sorority that Chaos and Lex ran into trouble with? | ||
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| + | ''{Noxigar continues walking past several houses, now making his way west of the Wikihood House instead of north.}'' | ||
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<small>1. Read: I proceed to have Noxigar do a bunch of mundane tasks all involving different Wikihood nods and references to old and new alike. It will take me a good while to make all of this plot worthwhile, but considering I'm even going with Wikihood III nods I shall make this extremely promising on all accounts.</small> | <small>1. Read: I proceed to have Noxigar do a bunch of mundane tasks all involving different Wikihood nods and references to old and new alike. It will take me a good while to make all of this plot worthwhile, but considering I'm even going with Wikihood III nods I shall make this extremely promising on all accounts.</small> | ||
Revision as of 12:54, 27 August 2013
Synopsis
A long, long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away. Some guy decides to make the longest page the site has ever known. Will he succeed? That's entirely up to himself since he's the writer, cameraman, and pretty much everything of this ridiculous nonsense. You thought Green Grass and High Tides was going to take a long time? How about all those Sandbox Battles? Your Everything You Know Is Wrong: The Movie? Pssh, I'll top all that and more in length. It'll be a project that'll take me weeks, maybe even a whole year minimum, to finalize but once it's done you will all gaze in gazemazement at what I have. Which is this salsa, slowly cooked while JCM plays unfitting music.
Transcript
{Lex is sitting on a couch. He is watching some cool programs on BBC. Zoom out to reveal a widely-spaced living room. Chaos walks onscreen.}
CHAOS: Hey, Lex. Have you seen the XBox?
{Lex smirks.}
LEX: It's right here... in my pants...
{Chaos blinks.}
CHAOS: What insufferable twit puts an XBox in his pants?
{Lex shrugs, his smirk gone.}
LEX: I dunno, I just wanted to see how an XBox felt pressed against me.
{Chaos proceeds to approach Lex cautiously, sitting down on the opposite side of the couch.}
CHAOS: So, what are you watching?
LEX: I am trying to catch up on Sherlock.
CHAOS: Really?
LEX: Yeah.
CHAOS: I really wanted to play some Conker: Live and Reloaded. Can you take the XBox out of your pants?
{Lex slowly and gingerly takes the XBox out of his pants. Chaos then proceeds to vomit on the floor, evidently landing on a rug.}
LEX: Aww, dude! I just got that Persian rug that David Bowie had in a music video.
CHAOS: Ugh, don't ever put an XBox in your pants ever again.
{Chaos continues to vomit. Pan upstairs to Noxigar's room. He is getting all of Lex and Chaos' dialogue via walkie-talkie, and is laughing.}
NOXIGAR: Today is already starting out strong. I just hope the rug'll get cleaned while I sneak out.
{Noxigar jumps out his room's window.}
NOXIGAR: I should talk to more people in Town Hall.1
{Noxigar travels, by foot, north across the Wikihood Manor's street to a series of houses on the other side.}
NOXIGAR: {thinking} Now which one is the sorority that Chaos and Lex ran into trouble with?
{Noxigar continues walking past several houses, now making his way west of the Wikihood House instead of north.}
1. Read: I proceed to have Noxigar do a bunch of mundane tasks all involving different Wikihood nods and references to old and new alike. It will take me a good while to make all of this plot worthwhile, but considering I'm even going with Wikihood III nods I shall make this extremely promising on all accounts.
