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| − | {{Usermod|And now, young Skywalker, you will die.}} | + | {{Usermod|And they say crime doesn't pay...}} |
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| − | Ă̲̘̤͆̚͢b͓͕̗͎̱̼͎̩͛ͮͦ̾͋ͥͫ̿͟ċ̯̜̩̮ͮd̠̼͓̫̰̭̞̳ͥ̈́ͫͨ͟͝e̴͙̲̯̪͍̮̎̋̐ͯ̍͌̇f̰̱̑̾̇̀͞ͅg̴͔̼̑ͪͫ̈́̏͋̈́͊́h̢̹̮̦͍̠̃̾ͮ̽̈͗ͅį̙͎͔̗͇̤̰͉ͭͪ̇̃̊ͧ́̚̚j̠̝̱͛ͫ͆͊͑́̅̅k̗̪ͫ͊ͯl̹͙͓͙̗̦̤͙ͫ̂̄̇̆m͕͔̱͇̻̲̺͔̑̅̽ͦ͝n̸ͩ̿̎҉̻̠̣̱̱͚̠̣ǒ̸̮̙̺̝̟̞̍̋̅̒͐̅̄̓͘ͅp̡̧̰̲̪̮͍̺͇̦̈́͑ͯ̾͢q̺̞̗̖̈́ͩ͂ͯ̿̄͗ͣ͠r̖͎͑͂͑̓͝s̶̢̱ͤͦͥ̓̒̏͜ṭ̡̤̄̒̔͞u̦̣͓̦̯̩͑̑͐͛̇͑͌̀̀̚v̭̦̖̙̫̙͈ͨ̋̂́̔ͯ̃ͧ̀w̶̖̻̥̖͖̳̑ͭ͆̄͌͐͐͛̚͟x̡̭͎̫͙̞̂̔̇̂̉̓͐͂̾͟y̹̜̪̜̟̥̭̩͐̃͂̆͑͛͝z̹̹̞̝̣̔́̿̄̀͝.̨̡̳̹͈̳̅ͯ͒ͦ̇̿͆͝ ̏̈̄̄̃̃҉̜̟Į̤̳̄̌̃̀t͍͍̫̞̗͚̜̗̅s̢͓̰̠̰͉͆͛͡ ̡̻̬̹̹͕̥̳ͤ̄͒̀ͮ̉̆̓ͯt̰̮͔͎̘̟͌̈́̂̓̍͞h̖̘̥̣̖̰͕͔̒͆͐ͤͅë̖́ͪ ̢͗͂̆ͪͮ͏̻̺͇͔̮̥͍̭m̬͓͗͐͋͘͟͝ǫ̞̝̊ͣ͟s͉̣͓̲̏́̅ͨ͋t̨͕̙̤͎̜̋̿̋ ̰̬̭͎̪̩̆̍̓͛͗̚ͅr̵̠͉̦̤̜̞̣͖̰̐ͦe͓͓̿͂͒m̭̲̹ͤ̂̓͐ͬ̉a̵̴̦͍̘̯͙̭̪̗͑́ͮ̇͌ͫ̋r͕̲̣̳̯̦̠̔ͭ̏k̶̛̬̯͈̐̽ͮͮ̔ä͑͌͋͋ͪ̇҉͘҉̞͈̘̪͎b̢ͬ̍͒͏͈͉͔̙̭͕̩̬͡ḽ̰͎͋̈́̀́e̶̳̩͙̜̼͙̗ͣ̃ͬ̒͒̉ͮ̃ ̸̝̘̯̌̀ͣ͐̈́͊̚ẅ̩̥̤̰͉͚́́ͯ̅̌̀͘͟o̴̺̲͍̟̪͖͔̹͗̂̾̿ͬr̨̩̘͇̹̭̫̃̎̌͒͂̾̎̉̚͜d̼̥̰̣̺͓ͧ̋̉̽̈́ ̡̛̣̦̼͇ͥ͊ͩ̔ͬI̴̩̳̜̰̞͎̭ͫͯͩ̀'̶̼̩͙̝̱̻̦̹̓ͤ̾ͭ͊͢v̶̝̦̜͕̱̜̖̅ͧe̸͈͚̦̗̩̬̠̺͆̀ͩ͋ͯ ̫̪̏̑̿̏ͬ̄͞e͐ͣͭ҉̲̺̥̖v̺̱̈ͧͥ͊̾̕͟͠e͕̿ͪ̌̀͟͞r̨͇ͤ͘ ̖̠̩͉̙̝͊̏̀̋ͧ͌ͅs̖̘͚̺̪ͩ̒́̃ͣ͊͢e͔̭̰̼̓̂̏̄͊ḛ̩̯͕̘̟͇̖̍́̍̽ͯ̒́͂ͦn̗͍̙̦̯̣͗̐̉̈́̾̊.̬̲̀̆ͤͮͭ̒̕<br />
| + | All hail <s>Max</s> <s>The Metal Lord</S> <s>LEX</s>... wait, no. That last one was right. ALL HAIL LEX! |
| − | A̸͓̰̹̰̼̽̐̿ͥ͐̏͐͝ͅḇ̴̪̪̺͕̬͚͕̲̆̅ͧ͒͒́ͯc̨̰̯̙̞̹̞̃ͫͤ͆̔ͦͅd̝͇͎̻̹̺̫̦̮͋͂ͧͣ̔ͫ̂̄͢͟e̶͍̻̒̿͒ͬ̈́̾̂͒͝fͭ̄́͏̢̙̻͚ġ̙̱̱̤̭̬̀͋ͥͮ̑̋̎̕͢h̎̔̀̚҉̩̠̯̙͔͘i̹͇̱͔̰̥͎̞̿̊̓̌̏̋͛̚͟j̣̗̞̪̫͔̤̫͔ͦͦ̎̈k̻͕ͪͬ̈ͤ̐͡l̦̬͋̓ͬ̑͜m̵̵̧̗̤̝̳̺̏́̐n̢̢͎̝̑̍̍͡o̡̨̝̱̦͔͊̀͗̿p͉͓͙̻̞̑̑ͫͣ̀͡q̨͓͈̞͍̓̍ͩ̂̅̈́́r̤̤̦ͭ̈́̄̕͡s̱̳̜ͭͬ͛ͬ̇͡ͅt̼͚̲̳͔̩̭̊̈́͂̍ͦ̏ͅǘ̍ͫ̌͒̾̉҉͎͡v̟̗̞̝̥̗̼̊ͣ̓ͦͪ̌͆ͭ͟w̛̹̒̋̽ͪ̈́ͭ͟͞x͓̗̥̮̖͔̘̘̮̍͡ỳ͖͓̥͓̜̀̋͑ͅz̰͈̯̫͐̌̅ͥ̀.̛̪̹͙̝̣͚͇͙͆ͦ̌̒̀ ̱̬̻ͤ͐Ǐ̭̠̬͉͐̍ͣ̒͗ͤ̌̄ ̢̛̣̪̲̞̟̹̺̳͔͊̍͡w͔̺ͨͧͤͪi̧̳̤̿̾̎̆ͬ̀͞s͓̤̞̤̫̭̝̪̘̈́͐ͩ̊h̻̗̫̄̄͋ͦ̓͒̌ ͕ͥ̔̅͡I̩͕̓̅ͯ̍̚ ̤̪͊ͪ̃̑́̔̄̈k̷̡͎̼ͣͯͥ̏ͭͧͣ̚n̷͇͙̝̦͇̤̐̎͂͒̈ͩe͎̳̟̩͓͉̘̬ͩ̇̐̉̿̈͟͠w̧͖̥̻̖̻̮̞ͣ̈́ͅ ̴̝͎́̇͋͐ͮ͞ẻ͌ͪͫ̊҉̹̳̻̱̫x̴̓ͪ͆̏̈́̈́ͣ̓̋҉͏̦̬͎͚̘̬ȧ̿̃͊̕ͅc̔̀ͣ̓̃̍͊ͭ҉̻͙̺͖̜̙̼͓͠t̵̙̻̮̱̭̣͇̦͇̊̍ͦ̈̈́ͩͤl̊̄͠҉̞̠͙̻̪͔y̢͙̠͎̙̟͓̒͌͜ ̗̽ͫ͛͗ͩ̒ͬ͊͜w̯̃͆̃ͧh̙̰̬̼͖̿͌̊͋͊̆̔ͣa͉͓̗̔ͬͩ̌̚̚͜t͔̺̘̱̹̜̗̏͌̈ͥ͡ ̨͍̙̝͙̘̞̉͋͛̍̈̚͞I̸̛̺̥͔̹̺̞͔͎̅̆͝ ̙͊̒̏̏̂ͣ̕͢͞m̨̨̡͍̗̍͐e̢̋͛̂̆̽͏̹̣͇̦̞ā͖̫̲̪̯n͍̈͟͜<br />
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| − | I̡̗̜̳͖̯͙̜͉͆ͬͯ͋̚̕t̊͑ͣͨͪͨͨ͏͚̝̪̜͙̳ ͒͒͋ͩͫ͟͏͉ṡ͈̜̻́ͦͧͥ͝t̸͙͇͍̻͎̝ͮ͒̓̀a̵͍ͮ͒͊̒͗̉̚ͅr͍̫̥͍̮̬̳͗ͯ̀̋͋ͭ̀͟ẗ̼̰̹́͑̌ͧ̆̒̀ͅs͖̝̹̲ͪ͋̎̽̍ͪ̂ͬ ̩͊̌̇̒o̧̺̊͠͠ṳ̥̰͉̼͒ͦ͐͒ͅt̨̛̟̜͐̒ͬ̽ ̧̞̲͉ͤl͖͓͊̉̄͐͂͡͡i̷̮̲̗͉͓̻̲͕͍̇ͤ̅͛͊͋̚k͈̝̙͓͔̪͕͚̱̏̽̀̀͘e̩̳̼̳͈͊̚ͅ ̮̮͙̎͗̅ͬͧ̽ͮ̚a̷̱̹̫ͨͫ̓ͯ̋n̡̻̭̗͑͟͠ ̬͎̺̯̠̞̚A̷̲̜̹̗̜̮͉̣͆̓̿ͩ͐́ ̡͑̔ͥ̔̔̌͆̾ͅw̤͓͈̮̪̦̭̯̭̍͂ͩ̿ͤ͗͌͢ó̅ͮ́̽̆͏̧͉r̷̈ͦ̃͑ͦ̈́̒͏̱̠̺̠͓͕͇ḋ̝͉̮̩͕̾́,̧̥̝̣̰̦̞̎̽ͩ͐̓̈́ͧ͜ͅ ̴̱̹͚͑ͨ̔͛ą̟͌̚s̢͙̻͉͇̱̱͐ͨ̊́̐́ ̶̸̩̽͗a̶͚͓̰̯̺̻͈̩̳̒ͫ͟n̪̺ͭ̈ͩ̊ͧ̔͞y̙̱ͨ̉̏ͣ́̀o̷̮͔͉̭̘̣̺͚̳ͩ͆̎̅̂̌͜n̗̈ë͖̥̦̬̩́̆ ̢͚͙̩͚̥ͭ̏̒ç̭̲̮̟̎͌̿̾̀͟a̶̯͕̗̗̗̥̱͐͊ͭ͐̊͑̉ͤ̀͞n͆͏̙̝̖͕̤̠ ͓̳̊̏̉̿̀̚s̪̠̫͈͆ͬ̀ͭ̀̑ͮ͗̕͠ę͈̝̖̦͑̾ͪ̕͝ȅ̖̟͉̙̥̯<br />
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| − | b̂ͨ͗̓̉͜҉̞͓̰ṷ̱̝̖͔̼̒̎ͯͦ̐̿̃̈́̅͜͠ͅͅt̶̛̩̆̑͌͑̂ ̝̳̹͖̱̏ͤ̅̓͊̀̈́͘͢s͕̗̜̝̤̠̎͆̏̊̾̐ͪ̋͘o͛̓̿ͤͪ͗ͬͤ͏̯̪̳m̜͖͚̝̜͓̟̻ͦͫ̀e̶͚̖͓͐ͣͩ͌͊̕w̡͆̄͂̏̈͜͏̲͕̣̳̝̥h͔̳͙̃͑̋͒͑̇̓̑͠ͅe͓̞̻͔̳̟͚ͫ͠r͔͔̠͉͎̞͚̮̯̅͌̄͆ͣ̃̓̌̊̀ẻ̸͛̑ͬͯ͏͕͓ ̠̰̖͎͚̪̟̩͆ͬ́̑̑̇̇͜ĩ̛͉̠̯̎̏̿ͧͧ͌̅͘ṅ͇̥̮͚̹̲̳͚̪̔ ̳̞͖ͮ̈́͗̓̾ͮ̉ͥ̕ṱ̴̙͓̼͈̜̺̹̉̇ͨ͐̉̂̕h̘͙ͦͨ̿̇ͮ̓ͯͪe̷̳͔̟͚̺͙͐͛̀ͮ̄̎̏̎̕ ̧ͥͧ͆͗ͧ͌ͯ҉͖̦m̶̶̲̤̮̝͔̰ͧ̃ͥ̒̔̌̚i̫̣͍̘̦̻ͬͯͪͧͥͯ̚͡d͇̪͙͕̦̳̝̩͒̾̈ͧͯ̕͡d̷̨̮̲̩͎̠̗͚̃̓l̑̂͏̧͎̪e̛̦͛̃̀̓͋͑ͬ̃͜ ̷̗̼̰̩͖̔ͯ̋̂̀i̮͋̀n̋ͪͥ͞͏̹͙̪̯͈̗ ͌̾̕҉̫͔̮͍͉̟̘g̦͙͖̫͙̮͈͍̮̀ͭ́ͣ̓e̶̺̦͕͖͍̖ͮ͒̓̿ͭͮͨ͐͑t̋͊̒͏̮̳̩̲̙̞̗s͐̔̏̚҉̨̱̪̜̺̘͝ ̦̊͗̃ͥ̉̎́̎͠a̲̺̰͕̠̼͂͐̈͊ͤ̾ͅͅw͓̟̙̗̹̎ͣ́̀̽͌͠f͈͔̼̝͚͌͒̆̾̋ụ̶̥̣̠͓̘̰̠̙̉͆͂͂ͩ̆͟ĺ̂ͭ҉̹͓̤̲̻̬͞ĺ̛̝͇̜̉̑͌̐̂̓y̹͖̠̜͈̲̎ ̇̓̒̍͌̉͑ͧ҉̹̺͖Q̸̪͚͔̙̜ͦ̎̀̑ͩͅṚ̼͍͖̣̩̥͙̈́̅̏͜͟ ̨̦̮̻͒ͣͨ͊͊͞ṭ̜͚͍̄͘ó͋̔ͥ̉̑͒ͥ͏͚͈̞ ̻̠̠̐͐̾͛̃̂͘m̖̜̭͕̥̝̿̉̆́̚͘e͖͖̮͖̊͛͛̉̾̉͢<br />
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| − | Ả̧̢̤̱̥̖̫̦̝ͯ͆̂́͑͊͑ͅb̵͇̯͛̊ͦ̃͛̈́̐͠c̖͍͕̳̣͍ͯ̂̇̕͠͠d̈ͮͪͯ͏҉̪͈̘e̪ͣ̎ͭ͌̄͐̒͒̾f̴̡̥̣̭̭̰͖̦͔̬̅̔͆ͯ̈̃͊̐g̶͉̼̝̖̯̑̋͒̽͗̄̀ẖ̨̺͊ͯ͂̈́͂ͨ͑͌͜ͅī͈̤̜͙͇̰̋̈̇ͮ̆̈́j̖͎̦̘̩͛͌ͣ́ͣ̓̒ͧ̂́́k̶͈̙͎̗̖̿̓͌̃̅̾͊͜l̢͇̉ͪͨͤͩ͗ͣ̂̊m̡͙͙̹̟̩͇̬͓͆̌ņ̛̱͚ͧ̿̑̌̃o̶̅̾͋ͫ̓͏͇͝ͅp̷̫̝͕̭͑͗̚q̹̞̼̺̝ͥ̌ͅr̛̬͕̻̹̭͕̓͛͛̃̆̔͜͞s̑ͩͮͩ̓͏̛̟̳͢t̙̻̠͉̍͌̂ͦ͑̏̕͘uͮ͏̴͚̯̝v͎̙͎͇̞ͨ̑͠w̶͉̱̍ͧ̐͒ͥ̀x̸̢̭̣̐̓̈́̈́̄y͉̟͍̲̖̎̇͑ͭ͛̇̽ͅž̸̿͗ͧ͆̏͏̡̝̰̝̥̭.̗͈̺͈͍̦̭̋ͥ́ ̲̪͓̱̬͇̏̚͘͟Í̧̡̩̦̰̻̺͔̬̈́ͬ̔̓ͧ̃̀f̙̮͑̾ͦ́ ̹͈̗̳̮̩͉͑̓̈̄͋͌͒ͦI͇̱̦ͧ͢ͅ ͧͭ̄҉̥̞̥̱̀̕ḙ͕̪̰͓͔̝̮͇̓̓ͪͩ̑͐̂͐v̴̟̤͗̌̑ę̦̫̗̻͈̬̝̱̙̑̓r̘̫͇͈̗ͩ̇̋͛̐͐̅̅ ̟͔̖̘̩̲̿͠ͅͅf͊̊̊̀́͏͕̱̮͙̠͍i̘̻̦̟̓ͭ̑̂̓̈́͒͐̀ͅn̨̖̼̩̂̽̇d̔̒̐̅̊͏̰͖̥̳̩̦̬̭ ̠̼͎̤̤̞̾ͬͫ̄̇ͅo̶͑ͯ̽ͫ̋̄̿͝͏͕̝͙ú͔̞̬͎̪̗͆͢ţ̵̥͙͑̂̌ͤ̒̀ ̮͙͈̳͔͓ͯ̉̅̓̇̿͟ͅẇ͚̫͎̙̽͡h͖̻̦͒ͪ͒̃̀ͯ̏͑͝äͤ̓ͮ͏̞̭͍͔͉͍̰̟͜t̝̩͉̪͕̙͛̓ͭ̕͠ ͚̳̓̀͠t̝̭̘͐̉͗ͣ̒̇̓̚h̞͔̬̟̲͙̱̋̋ͨ̽͟͟į͎̙̮̞̘̪̥͒͗̓̿̌̇s̛̟̺̤̥͇̩͕ͧͫ̀ ͪͤ͐ͬ͟͞͏̞͓̻̯͓w͇̬͍̪̻͕̖͚ͥ̇͒ͦ͌́o̶̽͗͏̲̝͖͉̻̖͖̕r̴̯͚̪̼͓̞̭̄̂͌͌̽͐͜d̳̫͕̗̝̮̘̎ ͌͛͛ͭ̎͟͠͏̟̖ͅċ̢̠͔̻͍̙̖̹̟̋ͩ̊̃̔̑̈͘͢o̠͈̯͍͙͒́ͅŭ̢͍̟̪̖̤̩̗̹̜̍ͮ́͐̾̏͟l̟̼̘̫̼͍̗ͩ͐̐͋̉͛ͯ́̕d͙̖͎͓͖̱͙̠̔ͧ͐̂̀͡ ̳̼̳̦̯͈͊̇͑́ͧ͜͡m̸̷ͤ́̾ͧ͏̯̺e͎͕̮̙̞ͧ͆̂ͫ͑̈́͂̄a͔̰̪̟̖͙̠̲͎͑̓ͩ̏̌̄̾ͭ̚͘͟ṇ̶̞̹̗̖̰ͦ͒ͮͮ̃ͭ͞<br />
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All hail Max The Metal Lord LEX... wait, no. That last one was right. ALL HAIL LEX!
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