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<small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small> | <small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small> | ||
| − | <small>2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. ''In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.''</ | + | <small>2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. ''In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.''</small> |
Revision as of 17:55, 24 October 2011
Synopsis
A day in Noxigar's lab in the upstairs goes wrong when he tries to mix Calculus and Physics together. Awkwardness ensues.
Transcript
{Cut to Noxigar in his lab in the upstairs portion of the Wikihood house.}
NOXIGAR: Alright, now let's see what Magic: the Gathering card I attempt to replicate for the purposes of having a housemate who won't mess up Lex and Chaos' peculiar yet interesting relationship with one another.
{Noxigar madly cackles. He shuffles a Deck of one-hundred-thirty-something cards, then shuffles again. He draws seven cards.}
NOXIGAR: Those two are an amusing sight.
{Noxigar looks at his hand. He rolls his eyes.}
NOXIGAR: This card again? Summoning this already got me in trouble once...
{Noxigar looks at a clock.}
NOXIGAR: Ah, damn. I have to go to tutoring-
{Noxigar hears Lex and Chaos argue again.}
NOXIGAR: Ah, damn I have to go be supportive and ensure they don't get into a fight. They'll mess up the house again. And I still haven't cleaned the garage since the last time they fought.
{Noxigar sighs.}
NOXIGAR: In order to improve my performance in both Physics and Calculus, I'll have to ensure I can maintain my time in both. So... let's see... Ah! I'll mix a Physics book and a Calculus book together. Or at least a page from each.
{Noxigar pulls a lever near his desk. Part of the wall in his lab horizontally tilts, opening a path for him to enter. He enters, and finds two books. One is of Newtonian Physics, and another is of Differential Calculus.}
NOXIGAR: Everything I must do is integral to ensuring stability.
{Noxigar takes out a page from each book, then looks right at the camera.}
NOXIGAR: Dusk, you know I took notes for these classes. My books are expendable and duplicated with ease. What do you think I do during my breaks from household chores?
{Noxigar smirks.}
NOXIGAR: And now...
{Noxigar gets a lighter and sets each page on fire. Getting a magnifying glass' lens and ripping it out from the magnifying glass, he catches the ashes. He divides the ashes meticulously into two piles, and places one pile in a Nitrate compound. The other goes into a Hydrate compound. He then places each in a centrifuge for five minutes. He then heads downstairs, seeing Lex and Chaos.}
NOXIGAR: Hey, guys! Anything seem to be the trouble?
LEX: Chaos and I were arguing about getting specific foodstuffs in groceries. Nothing really too concerning, Nox.
CHAOS: Lex do I have to explain why we're getting a George Foreman grill? We need to have people over more. And we need to get more hamburger meat.
NOXIGAR: Meh. I ate enough red meat today. Any more and I'll have to replace my heart again. Oh wait, that's right... I don't have one... damn it all.
LEX: Um, if you don't have a heart, then how are you still alive?
NOXIGAR: I have a proxy machine where my heart used to be which I charge up during the day.
CHAOS: ...not one of your damn experiments gone wrong again, is it?
NOXIGAR: Nope.
CHAOS: Well that's fortunate.
LEX: Aren't I supposed to be the serious one?
NOXIGAR: Well, you both kiss and make up whilst I go back to my room. I'm trying a study method I'm sure will work!
{Noxigar runs back upstairs.}
LEX: And we wonder why we don't invite him to more of our outgoing adventures...
{Cut back to Noxigar, who is waiting on the centrifuge for an extra two minutes by taking out a sketchbook. He draws something, but the camera never focuses on the drawing.}
NOXIGAR: I feel like I'm telling jokes better-suited for Penny Arcade or {shudders} Big Bang Theory. 1
{Noxigar takes out a yellow knife. He then throws it randomly. It ends up hitting a poster, ripping it in two.}
NOXIGAR: Eesh, that poster was experiment fodder and I've messed it up. Oh well.
{Noxigar shrugs.}
NOXIGAR: Time to see about finding another hobby. Boy howdy I'm incomplete.2
Footnotes
1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.
2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.
