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== Speech 1 – Let’s Talk About Government ==
 
== Speech 1 – Let’s Talk About Government ==
  

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Speech 1 – Let’s Talk About Government

Let's talk about government, shall we? Or more specifically, your government, dear Wiki User Wiki. The Empire. Just who is the Empire? Why, now that's simple, the Empire is you, Wiki User Wiki. The Empire is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Empire is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your emperor, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your emperor, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Empire. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of Wiki User Wiki. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the purge. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Empire, One Wiki User Wiki. Now and Forever. And now, dearest Wiki User Wiki, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Empire never rests. Never.

Speech 2 - Fanstuff

I’ve been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to. Something that is, unquestionably, inescapably, something that is very relating to all of us. I am referring of course, to our great national pastime, fanstuff. Or so it had been. That’s right Wiki User Wiki, before we were devastated by The Great Purge, each user had their own fanstuff account. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day, the sun is warm, welcoming. And on the horizon they appear. Like knights of yore, armed with a keyboard and a mouse. Their name, the Fanstuff Wiki Leaders, their purpose, to make you, dear Wiki User Wiki, revel in the joys of sport and sunshine. If only for an afternoon. Now, ask yourself this. What if the Fanstuff Wiki could live again? What if they could compete with different fan wikis? Put your faith in Lex, great Wiki User Wiki, and fanstuff will live again. Comfort, recreation, healthy competition. All will live again. This empire will live again.