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'''summary:''' Barry Bird winks at a frenchman. | '''summary:''' Barry Bird winks at a frenchman. | ||
− | '''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Boss Boo | + | '''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo |
'''Scene:''' Computer Room | '''Scene:''' Computer Room | ||
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'''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye. | '''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye. | ||
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+ | ''{scene cuts to the living room}'' | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{comes in the screen}'' Oh hell no, what are you doing?! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Okay, I want you to get- | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Mrs. who now? | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you? | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{sighs}'' Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED! | ||
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Revision as of 18:08, 11 June 2011
summary: Barry Bird winks at a frenchman.
CAST: Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: June 10, 2011
Transcript
BARRY: {while typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} Well looky here, got an email to catch.
Subject: NOStop winking at me, you oversexed frenchman!
Mrs. Peacock
BARRY: {types} wait, who's a frenchman? In fact, what's a frenchman?
FRENCHMAN: {comes in the screen} Who are you talk about zee frenchman, Jerry Lewis?
BARRY: Um, hi? I was about to get back to work.
FRENCHMAN: Have you been using the email like a dog?
BARRY: No, why?
FRENCHMAN: because you've been talking crap about zee internet und zee lives of us.
BARRY: First of all, you have a French accent. I mean, really, can you at least talk clearly. Second of all, how am I talking crap to "zee" internet?
FRENCHMAN: Because you are zee bad boy on zee internet!
BARRY: Um, is that sex talk or is this an insult?
FRENCHMAN: It does not matter, zee life of breadstick is counting on ye.
BARRY: Please get away from me. {runs away out of the screen}
FRENCHMAN: Come back. I want to talk to ye.
{scene cuts to the living room}
BARRY: Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games.
BOSS BOO: {comes in the screen} Oh hell no, what are you doing?!
BARRY: Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
BOSS BOO: Okay, I want you to get-
BARRY: Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock.
BOSS BOO: Mrs. who now?
BARRY: Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you?
BOSS BOO: {sighs} Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED!
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