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You are in Trobots cafe, the main hangout for all Wiki Users.

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Feel free to add any drink with any effect.

Added Drinks

• Reversa-Cola - Reverses the effect of any drink.
• Sploda-Soda - WARNING. MAY CAUSE HEAD TO A SPLODE.
• Cran-cherry cola - Causes a faster agility in the drinker, which is good for getting onto rides for free, winning races, and so on! It's like legal cheating!
• Cold Cold Cold Soda - A real cold soda. Recomended for cleaning down the spicy taste of a Spicy Spearmint.
• Bloody Tortan - Will make you psychotic for the rest of the day.
• Future Float - Turns you into your future self.
• Past Milkshake - Turns you into your past self.
• Super Cocktail - Gives you super powers.
• Heroes Soda - Turns you into a character from Heroes.
• Raiku's Unresistable Cola - Once you drink it, you will want more and more and more.
• Root beer float - Quenches your thrist.
• Well Soda - Makes your face turn into a well face.
• Lemon's Sour Brew - Makes your mouth SO sour your face disappears!
• Spark Cola - The most famous soda in Decentville and beyond! Stan's fave.
• Flame Cola - Spark Cola's biggest contender. Will it succeed?
• Mr. Pep - What flavor is this? Nobody knows!
• Peppy Tonic - Kirby's favorite!
• Emem Rewop Soda - Makes you turn into a meme.
• Atomic Tonic - An extremely sour and sweet soda with a jolt of caffeine.
• Pepper Cola - A spicy soda that makes your mouth tingle. Not actually pepper flavoured.
• Stop Soda - Chrionroar's own brand of soda, that was somehow shipped to Wiki City. Turns drinker into a talking stop sign.
• Fruity McDudey - Another competing Wikity brand in the strange colas market. Turns drinker into a fruit with sunglasses on.
• Seizure Soda - Gives drinker a seizure.
• Cold Beer - For more mature drinkers. Only people 21+ can legally drink it.
• Warm Beer - A bit more gamy than cold ones.
• Boiling Beer - Who would drink this?
• Düdbrü - The only brü for real düds!
• Mangosteen juice - What caused marissa to go on her strike. A delicious sweet and tart mixture.
• Mangosteen smoothie - A very nice smoothie.
• Mangosteen wine - I just heard that it makes good wine, and I know you're mostly drunkees.
• CAPITAL BEER - MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPITAL
• Puka Cola - Makes you puke all the time

Added Food

• Reversa-Burger - Reverses the effect of any food.
• Mega-Pie - May transform the consumer into a SUPRA FIGHTING ROBOT.
• Spicy Spearmint - May cause you to catch on fire.
• Broodwich - Sends you to a badly-drawn universe inhabited by these guys for a few seconds. The ax-wielding sausage-thing will try to kill you.
• Future Dog - Turns you into your future self.
• Past Burger - Turns you into your past self.
• Super Sub - Gives you super powers
• Akira Salad - Trys to Assimilate with you.
• Grilled cheese sandwhich with fries - Fills you up.
• Heroes Pizza - Turns you into a character from Heroes.
• Raiku's Unresistable Spaghetti & Meatballs - Once you eat, you will want more and more and more.
• Disco Fries - Gives you the urge to dance.
• Soviet Union Fries - Makes FRIES eat YOU!
• Prawn Cocktail - I love prawns. It's as simple as that!
• Leek Dumples - Uh... is this a dumpling or what?
• Platypus Burger - This is needlessly cruel. And needlessly bland.
• Ninja D's Horribly Resistable Sandwich - Beans, cheese and something called a "homogenized blend" make this possibly the worst sandwich ever.
• Ninja D's Horrible Abomi-nachos - Stale nachos and squeezy cheese make a flavor taste that will send you to an early grave I mean the moon!
• Ninja D's Flavor Crusts - WHAT IS A FLAVOR CRUST
• Kiddie Sandwich - Makes you turn into a baby that makes horrible stinkies.
• Hamburger - Normal Hamburger.
• Hot Dog - Normal Hot Dog.
• Pizza - Normal Pizza.
• French Fries - Normal French Fries.
• Spaghetti & Meatballs - Normal Spaghetti & Meatballs.
• Kiddie Meal - Comes with a hamburger, a small soda, and a toy.
• Stan's Pasta Platter - The most delicious pasta this side of Decentville!
• Seizure Sandwich - Gives eater a seizure.
• Nerd Nachos - Turns you into a nerd.
• ManNachos - Turns you into a living statue of yourself, but made out of nachos and held together by molten cheese.
• Super corn dog - Makes you have super corn dog powers.
• lowercase casserole - makes you type in lower case
• CAPITAL CASSEROLE- LETS YOU TALK IN ALL CAPS
• Meme Cake - Makes you use random memes.

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RYAN: I think I'll just get a soda...

SEPHIROTH: Is there anything healthy? I'm on a diet. Vegetables for example.

LEMON: I'll take a Mega-Pie.

MALOA: Might I have a cran-cherry cola, a sploda-soda, and a spicy spearmint?

CAPTCHA: MEGA-PIE!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!

RYAN: {eats Disco Fries, turns on a radio that starts playing this, Starts moonwalking on the table and then starts to dance}

MALOA: I'm leaving. {walks out}

LEMON: Hmmmm... {Eats Disco Fries, this plays, and he does the robot}

CAPTCHA: WELL-SODA OK! {drinks well-soda}

STAN: I'll take a Spark Cola, I guess.

{Stan takes a swig of the Spark Cola.}

STAN: Good stuff!

LEMON: Prawn Cocktail? Awesome! {grabs one}

SEPHIROTH: Akira Salad? Alright. {Eats it, and the salad starts fusing with Sephiroth.} Crap.

KANEDA: AKIRAAAAAA

STAN: That Horribly Resistable Sandwich sounds pretty good!

{Stan takes a bite and promptly hurls into a nearby trash can. Ninja Duck walks out and puts a sign on the trashcan reading "Ninja D's Homestyle Slopwich".}

RAIKU: I would like a hamburger & soda, Raggon would like a Spaghetti & Meatballs and Beer, and Raggonix would like a Kiddie Meal, please. {they eat}

RAGGONIX: I got a power ranger toy!

NINJADUCK: {grabs a basket of Flavour Crusts} Time to go face to face with my own horrible cooking! Bottoms up!

{Ninjaduck takes a bite out of one of the crusts and pukes instantly into the basket.}

NINJADUCK: {wincing} Th-their a flavor sensation!

{Stan looks over to see Ninjaduck.}

STAN: You're the one behind this stuff?! You should be locked up! In jail! For this.

NINJADUCK: You're the one who ate it.

{Conchris runs in, brushing the dust off of him}

CONCHRIS: {looks around} Wait... I remember a place similar to this... {stops looking} I'd like to try the Stop Soda, even though it was a competing brand in Wikity. {to self} Damn that Mr. Person!

{Conchris drinks the stop soda and turns into a stop sign}

CONCHRIS: WOAH! That was strange... I sure hope no idiot tries to gnaw at me. Or, at least I didn't bring the idiot that is famous for eating so many stop signs.

{A group of children run in and start chucking rocks at Conchris.}

{Conchris suddenly jumps over the counter and drinks the Reversa-Cola, turning him into a perfectly normal human being}

CONCHRIS: I forgot how people don't like stop signs here.

PATRICK: {comes in} Trobots? What does that mean?

CONCHRIS: {stands up from behind the counter} Trobots... {thinks of a second} Trolling Robots? {shrugs}

PATRICK: Meh. Anyway, I would like a pizza. A normal pizza. Not a pizza that messes with anyone, but just a regular, normal, pizza with extra cheese.

IM A BELL:{walks in} I think I'll have a Seizure Soda. {sips} ...I don't feel anyth-{head explodes into a pool of blood} OH GOD! THIS ISN'T A SEIZURE! THIS IS WORSE! MUCH WORSE!

PATRICK: I think he got "Sploda-Soda"...

NINJADUCK: 'Bout time.

PATRICK: Where's my pizza?

CONCHRIS: Well, I somehow ended up behind this counter because some kids thought it would be funny to chuck rocks at me. Anyway... {hands Patrick the pizza and jumps over the counter} Let's see... I would like to grab myself a Fruity McDudey. {grabs a can of Fruity McDudey, drinks it and throws into the bin} Huh. I guess nothing happened.

PATRICK: {eats a slice of his pizza} Mmm-mmm. Just the way I like it.

CAPTCHA: OH RLY???? {throws well soda in every ones mouth} MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

CONCHRIS: Oh look! A penny! {ducks under the soda to grab the penny, a box pops up reading "Found a penny on the floor! Conchris took it."} Alright... {stands up} who threw that darned soda?

{maloa dodges out of conchris's way, and leaves}

IM A BELL:{reforms head, removes bell, revealing his squid-like head and his armlessness. He stretches some tentacles onto Captcha's head, rips it off, revealing Captcha is a robot being controlled by the NSMC Vandal and Micah} Aha! Just as I thought!

CAPTCHA: I AM FIREING MAH LAZER!!!!! {captcha shoops da woops on im a bell}

LEMON: Quick! {Throws the Seizure Soda on Captcha, how has a seizure}

STAN: Lowercase Casserole? Sounds delicious! {takes a bite} this tastes funny

{stan walks off}

IM A BELL: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF WIBBLE!!! {pulls out some white boxers and two pencils. He puts the boxers on his head, and stick the pencils up his nose. a large cape appears on his back. He grows arms, the boxers become long, white hair, and the pencils become tusks} YOU READY TO FIGHT?

{maloa comes in, upside down. hot wheels cars are super glued to his head}

MALOA: Look what I can do with my legs! {twist his legs around eachother seven times}

CONCHRIS: Yes. Yes. That's very impressive. Anyway... {is interrupted by the loud beeping noise} Crap... someone is trying to operate my computer. I must go immediately! {pulls out the device that he somehow had in his pocket and shuts it off, stopping the noise} But first, I might help myself to the CAPITAL CASSEROLE. {eats the CAPITAL CASSEROLE} HMM. I FEEL NO DIFFERENT. OH WELL. {WALKS OFF}

MALOA: {begins rolling around, out of his controle} Um... can someone help?

CAPTCHA: Capital Cassroll mmm! {captcha eats the capital cassroll} I DON'T FEEL GOOD....

ALXXMaXX: {enters, starts singing to the tune of the Sprockets theme} Doot doot doodoo! Doo doot, doodoo! Doot doo doodoo! The Trobots Cafe!

ROBBIE: {drinks raiku's unresistable cola} {drooling} RAIKU, YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!