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=== Mr. Profanity === | === Mr. Profanity === | ||
A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold. | A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold. | ||
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| + | === Tri- INSERT NUMBER HERE === | ||
| + | WUW's very first original troll. Contributed with Page moving, and also reviewed this guide himself, complimenting it. Also, a proud owner, and user of this very useful guide, to trolling. | ||
== Enemies == | == Enemies == | ||
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:Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P. | :Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P. | ||
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| + | == Disclaimer == | ||
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| + | If you used this guide, and got blocked, please regard it's none of my business. Also, no refunds. You paid money for it, you ain't getting it back. If you plan to get it back, you really are an idiot, as right now, I'm boarding my plane, to start my new life in Vancouver, which I used your money for. So tough luck, losers! ''{Runs off.}'' | ||
Revision as of 16:08, 11 April 2008
NOTE: This Guide is for Humor Only, and it's not recommended for real.
Intro
So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!
Different Kinds of Trolls.
Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.
Vandal
- These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity, or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.
Impersonators
- These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon character. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike. And due to their trustfulness, It's likely that they'll only be blocked for a short time, and Unblocked again, if blocked again. And when they do get blocked, they'll always be likely to come back.
Page-Movers
- These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.
Sock-Puppets
- These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.
Bots
- One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.
Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc
All trolls need a Celebrity Role model, so this section is where you turn to. These trolls are here, do to their: Courage, Bravery, Annoyingness, and their skills to stay.
NSMC
- One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.
H*Bad
An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.
Stewie
Famous Sockpuppet Troll. As funny as his namesake.
Shut Up.
A kind of neutral troll, as he usually only vandalizes pages, with the words Shut Up. Could use more effort.
Mr. Profanity
A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold.
Tri- INSERT NUMBER HERE
WUW's very first original troll. Contributed with Page moving, and also reviewed this guide himself, complimenting it. Also, a proud owner, and user of this very useful guide, to trolling.
Enemies
As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.
Users
- The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.
Sysops
- These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.
Reservists
A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.
Bureaucrats
- RUN.
Yes. One Word. Run.
Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.
Proprietors
- Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P.
Disclaimer
If you used this guide, and got blocked, please regard it's none of my business. Also, no refunds. You paid money for it, you ain't getting it back. If you plan to get it back, you really are an idiot, as right now, I'm boarding my plane, to start my new life in Vancouver, which I used your money for. So tough luck, losers! {Runs off.}
