Difference between revisions of "[email protected]/Baby"

Latest revision as of 21:46, 18 February 2009

RAIKU: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Hwi.

Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?

Fwom,
Da Bay Bee

RAIKU: Su-

{There is a bell}

RAIKU: Let Me get that!

{He gets the door. There is a baby.}

RAIKU: Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?

{the baby looks up}

BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!

RAIKU: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!

BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}

RAGGON: Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?

{the baby throws a stinky at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}

RAIKU: Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! {He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}

BABY: Idiot. {has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}

RAIKU: {blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}

BABY: {warps out, grabs knife} Don't make mwe use tis!

RAIKU: Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!

BABY: Woo made mwe! {stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}

RAIKU: Nice try!

{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}

RAIKU: No you don't. {Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body} He was in diguise?!?

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 Da Bay Bee
 </blockquote>
+'''RAIKU:''' Su-
 ''{There is a bell}''
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 '''RAIKU:''' Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?
+''{the baby looks up}''
+'''BABY:''' 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!
+'''RAIKU:''' I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!
+'''BABY:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ''{hits with raddle}''
+'''RAGGON:''' Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?
+''{the baby throws a stinky at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}''
+'''RAIKU:''' Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! ''{He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}''
+'''BABY:''' Idiot. ''{has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}''
+'''RAIKU:''' ''{blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}''
+'''BABY:''' ''{warps out, grabs knife}'' Don't make mwe use tis!
+'''RAIKU:''' Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!
+'''BABY:''' Woo made mwe! ''{stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}''
+'''RAIKU:''' Nice try!
+''{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}''
+'''RAIKU:''' No you don't. ''{Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body}'' He was in diguise?!?
+''{{RaiMail|<s>Edwardo</s> Raiku|7}}''