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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email. | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email. | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' email crop's comin in good this month</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote class="email"> | <blockquote class="email"> | ||
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Aruseus,<br> | Aruseus,<br> | ||
Blorf.<br> | Blorf.<br> | ||
− | - Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote> | + | - Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader |
+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' see this is why nobody uses email anymore</blockquote> | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? | '''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote> | ||
− | I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it! | + | I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. |
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the joke is he's a hack</blockquote> | ||
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+ | I know how to solve it! | ||
''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}'' | ''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}'' | ||
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''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}'' | ''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store! | '''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store! | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do? | '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do? | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i ''guess'' i'd better swallow them all whole</blockquote> | ||
''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,'' | ''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,'' | ||
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'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! | '''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink</blockquote> | ||
''{Cheerleader enters}'' | ''{Cheerleader enters}'' | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best! | '''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best! | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"</blockquote> | ||
''{Algernon enters}'' | ''{Algernon enters}'' | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!! | '''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!! | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' REAL MONSTERS???</blockquote> | ||
''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}'' | ''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}'' | ||
'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf. | '''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf. | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ableist</blockquote> | ||
''{Tom runs in with a broom}'' | ''{Tom runs in with a broom}'' | ||
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== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
none yet | none yet | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years</blockquote> | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon." | *Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon." | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"</blockquote> | ||
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* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry. | * A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry. | ||
− | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is.</blockquote> | + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is</blockquote> |
Latest revision as of 23:17, 26 August 2011
Aruseus is attacked by vermin.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon
Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 1st, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Time for some Febuary email.
NACHOMAN: email crop's comin in good this month
subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONESKUB: teehee turdAruseus,
Blorf.
- Algernon, Blorf Mice LeaderNACHOMAN: see this is why nobody uses email anymore
ARUSEUS: Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?
SKUB: Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.
I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial.
NACHOMAN: the joke is he's a hack
I know how to solve it!
{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}
SKUB: No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.
ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!
{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}
NACHOMAN: it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose
ARUSEUS: Here I am, walking to the store!
{Blorf Mice enter
SKUB: the dragon
}
ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Blorf mice...
MICE: Blorf.
ARUSEUS: Oh no, what will I do?
NACHOMAN: i guess i'd better swallow them all whole
{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,
SKUB: the gape is a lie henenehehe
and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}
ARROW'D GUY: FUTURE SELF'D!
MICE: BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
SKUB: that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink
{Cheerleader enters}
CHEERLEADER: Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?
SKUB: , said nobody in the entire world
ARUSEUS: Sure!
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!
NACHOMAN: "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"
{Algernon enters}
SKUB: I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,
ALGERNON: Blorf.
ARUSEUS: AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!
NACHOMAN: REAL MONSTERS???
{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}
ALGERNON: {typing} Blorf.
NACHOMAN: ableist
{Tom runs in with a broom}
TOM: Come back here, pudding thieves!
SKUB: Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE
ALGERNON: Blorf.
TOM: Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!
ALGERNON: Blorf! {runs out}
TOM: Mice suck.
SKUB: Whadda punchline!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
none yet
NACHOMAN: he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years
Fun Facts
- Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
NACHOMAN: "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"
- A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.
SKUB: He absolutely is.
NACHOMAN: there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is