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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' email crop's comin in good this month</blockquote>
  
 
<blockquote class="email">
 
<blockquote class="email">
 
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div>
 
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div>
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' teehee turd</blockquote>
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Aruseus,<br>
 
Aruseus,<br>
 
Blorf.<br>
 
Blorf.<br>
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- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote>
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- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' see this is why nobody uses email anymore</blockquote>
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</blockquote>
  
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote>
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I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial.  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the joke is he's a hack</blockquote>
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I know how to solve it!
  
 
''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''
 
''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.</blockquote>
  
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!
  
 
''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''
 
''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose</blockquote>
  
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!
  
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''{Blorf Mice enter}''
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''{Blorf Mice enter''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''the dragon''</blockquote>
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''}''
  
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?
  
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''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth, and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i ''guess'' i'd better swallow them all whole</blockquote>
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''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the gape is a lie henenehehe</blockquote>
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''and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''
  
 
'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!
 
'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!
  
 
'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
 
'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink</blockquote>
  
 
''{Cheerleader enters}''
 
''{Cheerleader enters}''
  
 
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?
 
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' , said nobody in the entire world</blockquote>
  
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!
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'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"</blockquote>
  
 
''{Algernon enters}''
 
''{Algernon enters}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,</blockquote>
  
 
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.
 
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.
  
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' REAL MONSTERS???</blockquote>
  
 
''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''
 
''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''
  
 
'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.
 
'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ableist</blockquote>
  
 
''{Tom runs in with a broom}''
 
''{Tom runs in with a broom}''
  
 
'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!
 
'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE</blockquote>
  
 
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.
 
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.
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'''TOM:''' Mice suck.
 
'''TOM:''' Mice suck.
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whadda punchline!</blockquote>
  
 
''{The Paper comes down}''
 
''{The Paper comes down}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
 
== Easter Eggs ==
 
none yet
 
none yet
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years</blockquote>
  
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
== Fun Facts ==
  
 
*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
 
*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"</blockquote>
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* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.
 
* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is</blockquote>

Latest revision as of 23:17, 26 August 2011

Aruseus is attacked by vermin.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 1st, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Time for some Febuary email.

NACHOMAN: email crop's comin in good this month

ARUSEUS: Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?

SKUB: Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.

I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial.

NACHOMAN: the joke is he's a hack

I know how to solve it!

{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}

SKUB: No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!

{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}

NACHOMAN: it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose

ARUSEUS: Here I am, walking to the store!

{Blorf Mice enter

SKUB: the dragon

}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Blorf mice...

MICE: Blorf.

ARUSEUS: Oh no, what will I do?

NACHOMAN: i guess i'd better swallow them all whole

{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,

SKUB: the gape is a lie henenehehe

and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}

ARROW'D GUY: FUTURE SELF'D!

MICE: BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

SKUB: that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink

{Cheerleader enters}

CHEERLEADER: Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?

SKUB: , said nobody in the entire world

ARUSEUS: Sure!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!

NACHOMAN: "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"

{Algernon enters}

SKUB: I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,

ALGERNON: Blorf.

ARUSEUS: AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!

NACHOMAN: REAL MONSTERS???

{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}

ALGERNON: {typing} Blorf.

NACHOMAN: ableist

{Tom runs in with a broom}

TOM: Come back here, pudding thieves!

SKUB: Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE

ALGERNON: Blorf.

TOM: Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!

ALGERNON: Blorf! {runs out}

TOM: Mice suck.

SKUB: Whadda punchline!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

none yet

NACHOMAN: he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years

Fun Facts

  • Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
NACHOMAN: "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"
  • A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.
SKUB: He absolutely is.
NACHOMAN: there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is
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