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− | '''summary:''' Barry Bird | + | '''summary:''' Barry Bird finds a frenchman. |
− | '''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Boss Boo | + | '''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo |
'''Scene:''' Computer Room | '''Scene:''' Computer Room | ||
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'''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye. | '''FRENCHMAN:''' Come back. I want to talk to ye. | ||
− | {{ | + | ''{scene cuts to the living room}'' |
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{comes in the screen}'' Oh hell no, what are you doing?! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Okay, I want you to get- | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock. | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Mrs. who now? | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you? | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{sighs}'' Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Thank you, Boss Boo. ''{as Boss Boo leaves, he relaxes in his couch}'' Ah, yes, this is the life. | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' ''{appears out of nowhere}'' Bonjour. | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Oh crap! Boss Boo! | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' I know, I have to keep away from the frenchman. | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Do it! | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Okay, okay. | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' what are ye doin? | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Your life is gonna be a living hell! | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' Oh no. ''{runs away}'' | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' chase him! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Me? No, I told you to- | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Chase him or you're fired! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Fine! ''{runs out of the screen}'' | ||
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+ | '''BOSS BOO:''' Now to make stu. | ||
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+ | ''{scene cuts to the field with Barry and the frenchman}'' | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' You just pissed me off, Frenchy! | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' Get away from zee frenchman. | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' That's you, idiot! ''{catches the frenchman}'' | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' Let go of me, ye crappy Lewis. | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Save the generic stereotyping for later. | ||
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+ | ''{scene cuts to the computer room}'' | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' yes, I caught "zee" frenchman. I covered him with something, and that is bubblegum. | ||
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+ | '''FRENCHMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow. | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Shut up. | ||
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+ | ''{the paper comes down}'' | ||
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+ | {{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at [email protected]}} | ||
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+ | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
+ | *Click on the word, frenchman to see the frenchman get covered in bubblegum. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Fun Facts== | ||
+ | *[[wikipedia:Jerry Lewis|Jerry Lewis]] is a comedian from the '50s and today. He also dominated France during the late 1950s. | ||
+ | *[[wikipedia:Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd]] is an actual video game reviewer on ScrewAttack and on Cinemassacre. |
Latest revision as of 01:34, 8 November 2015
summary: Barry Bird finds a frenchman.
CAST: Barry Bird, Frenchman, Boss Boo
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: June 10, 2011
Transcript
BARRY: {while typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} Well looky here, got an email to catch.
Subject: NOStop winking at me, you oversexed frenchman!
Mrs. Peacock
BARRY: {types} wait, who's a frenchman? In fact, what's a frenchman?
FRENCHMAN: {comes in the screen} Who are you talk about zee frenchman, Jerry Lewis?
BARRY: Um, hi? I was about to get back to work.
FRENCHMAN: Have you been using the email like a dog?
BARRY: No, why?
FRENCHMAN: because you've been talking crap about zee internet und zee lives of us.
BARRY: First of all, you have a French accent. I mean, really, can you at least talk clearly. Second of all, how am I talking crap to "zee" internet?
FRENCHMAN: Because you are zee bad boy on zee internet!
BARRY: Um, is that sex talk or is this an insult?
FRENCHMAN: It does not matter, zee life of breadstick is counting on ye.
BARRY: Please get away from me. {runs away out of the screen}
FRENCHMAN: Come back. I want to talk to ye.
{scene cuts to the living room}
BARRY: Okay. Gotta calm down and play some video games.
BOSS BOO: {comes in the screen} Oh hell no, what are you doing?!
BARRY: Playing Super Mario Bros. but I suck, I mean i'm not like the AVGN where he plays all bad video games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
BOSS BOO: Okay, I want you to get-
BARRY: Let me interrupt you, because I have a problem with this frenchman. This frenchman follows me and before that, I received a mail from Mrs. Peacock.
BOSS BOO: Mrs. who now?
BARRY: Peacock, but anyway, he said that I was winking at her, when I wasn't. Just do me a big favor and keep away from that frenchman, will you?
BOSS BOO: {sighs} Alright, but if you screw it up, you're FIRED!
BARRY: Thank you, Boss Boo. {as Boss Boo leaves, he relaxes in his couch} Ah, yes, this is the life.
FRENCHMAN: {appears out of nowhere} Bonjour.
BARRY: Oh crap! Boss Boo!
BOSS BOO: I know, I have to keep away from the frenchman.
BARRY: Do it!
BOSS BOO: Okay, okay.
FRENCHMAN: what are ye doin?
BARRY: Your life is gonna be a living hell!
FRENCHMAN: Oh no. {runs away}
BOSS BOO: chase him!
BARRY: Me? No, I told you to-
BOSS BOO: Chase him or you're fired!
BARRY: Fine! {runs out of the screen}
BOSS BOO: Now to make stu.
{scene cuts to the field with Barry and the frenchman}
BARRY: You just pissed me off, Frenchy!
FRENCHMAN: Get away from zee frenchman.
BARRY: That's you, idiot! {catches the frenchman}
FRENCHMAN: Let go of me, ye crappy Lewis.
BARRY: Save the generic stereotyping for later.
{scene cuts to the computer room}
BARRY: {types} yes, I caught "zee" frenchman. I covered him with something, and that is bubblegum.
FRENCHMAN: {offscreen} Ow.
BARRY: Shut up.
{the paper comes down}
Click here to Email Barry Bird |
at [email protected] |
Easter Eggs
- Click on the word, frenchman to see the frenchman get covered in bubblegum.
Fun Facts
- Jerry Lewis is a comedian from the '50s and today. He also dominated France during the late 1950s.
- Angry Video Game Nerd is an actual video game reviewer on ScrewAttack and on Cinemassacre.