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'''IM A BELL:''' Okay! ''{kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.}'' 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE!
 
'''IM A BELL:''' Okay! ''{kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.}'' 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE!
  
'''SARAH:''' Boys, who wants me! Come on I know you want some!
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''{Sarah comes in and kills Weegee and Malleo.}''
  
''{Every man whistles}''
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'''SARAH:''' NAG NAG NAG
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'''TRACY:''' INNUENDO INNUENDO INNUENDO
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'''IM A BELL:''' HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI
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'''MATURE BLING:''' ME MYSELF AND I
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'''CHAOS:''' DEATH DEATH DEATH

Revision as of 20:52, 24 September 2008

{open to Bell at a desk}

IM A BELL: Dammit. Can't think of anything for an episode. ...Isn't it strange that this is real life, and being filmed, yet I act like it's scripted? {glances at camera} Ah, well. i'll just let the fans write their own.

{cue poor rendition of the theme song. cut to a badly made set that looks like Bling's living room}

IM A BELL: I AM SO SEXY!!!

{Malleo walks in}

MALLEO: FIRE FLOWER.

IM A BELL: Oh gosh its MALLEO! I LOVE YOU MALLEO!

TRACY: Dad, I hate your addiction to Malleo! Get over it! Just pay attention to WEEEGEEEEE!!!!

{Weegee walks in}

TRACY: Oh gosh its WEEGEE! I LOVE YOU WEEGEE!

IM A BELL: {Face-palm} Idiot.

TRACY: Just go kick Bling or something, foo.

IM A BELL: Okay! {kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.} 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE!

{Sarah comes in and kills Weegee and Malleo.}

SARAH: NAG NAG NAG

TRACY: INNUENDO INNUENDO INNUENDO

IM A BELL: HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI

MATURE BLING: ME MYSELF AND I

CHAOS: DEATH DEATH DEATH