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<div>subject: secrets!</div>
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<div>subj: olymipics</div>
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Dearest Zarel,<br>
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Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon<br>
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'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?<br>
 
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Secrets are fun, are they not? I love<br>
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Hope to see you soon at the olympics,<br>
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a good secret! Would you share with<br>
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Andy in Mesa, AZ
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me some of your best kept secrets? They can<br>
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range from the deepest darkest ones to even<br>
 
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irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been<br>
 
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embarrassing for you or for others.<br>
 
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Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these<br>
 
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embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea,<br>
 
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let’s share secrets together!<br>
 
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Secretly secrets,<br>
 
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Kirbychu</blockquote>
 
  
 
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<div>subj: hey zarsome</div>
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<div>subj: EXPLOSIONS</div>
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Dear Zarsome,<br>
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WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN<br>
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What s your favorite musical genre.<br>
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION<br>
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I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF<br>
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-Kenny<br>
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YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY<br>
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NV
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BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM<br>
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YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON<br>
  
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- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE
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<div>subj: hi</div>
 
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Dear Zarel,<br>
 
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YO ZAREL! I HAVE A BETTER EMAIL SHOW THAN YOU!<br>
 
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You suck! Let's brawl!<br>
 
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MEET ME AT 6TH STREET, BARRY BIRD!<br>
 
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p.s. what is your favorite well iunno video game genre
 
 
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==Saving for later==
 
==Saving for later==
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<div>subj: band name? band name.</div>
 
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zarel,<br>
 
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do you have a band? what kind of music do you play?<br>
 
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Caroline, UT
 
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<div>subj: catchphrase</div>
 
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Dear Zarel!<br>
 
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Whats your catchphrase? Strong bad and Homestar have one, why not you?<br>
 
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Da Dude
 
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<div>subj: urgent</div>
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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Dear Zarel, this is urgent.<br>
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Dear Zarel,<br>
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What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?<br>
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Tuns
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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dear zarel,<br>
 
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I am required by the law to show you and the wolf something utterly horrific and bad that happened to your world years ago. Bring Foxx and Pter too. Meet me at the theater.<br>
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i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?<br>
 
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L.S.
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billy beers
 
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 March 2014

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subj: olymipics

Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?

Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ

subj: EXPLOSIONS

WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION
I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON

- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE

Saving for later

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy


subj: sbemails

Dear Zarel,

What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?

Tuns


subj: sbemails

dear zarel,

i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?

billy beers


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